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Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:41 am
by rass
Ivanka tweeted out "Happy Holidays!"
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:58 am
by Jerloma
Shouldn't that be in the War on Hanukah thread?
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:36 am
by Ryan
If the Pats win Sunday, you have to sign up on Twitter
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:13 am
by sancarlos
Ivanka tweets out family picture and says, "Happy Holidays". Funny guy re-tweets it and says, "the War on Christmas is coming from inside the house!"
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:49 pm
by Pruitt
Trump hinted that a female senator blew him for campaign funds.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:46 am
by rass
Bill O'Reilly wrote:Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one size larger than you are. I am 6’4”, 210 pounds and an XL used to do it. Not anymore. Now XXL.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:42 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Phil Collins @PhilCollinsFeed
If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
11:12 AM - Dec 21, 2017
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:39 am
by rass
Photo of the decade: Doug Jones being sworn in, while his openly gay son QUIETLY DISINTEGRATES THE SOUL OF MIKE PENCE.
(it's pretty great)
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:55 pm
by rass
Source: ESPN readying new hit piece on Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and Robert Kraft set to publish tomorrow morning at 8am. The topic will be a power struggle among the trio as to who deserves the most credit for the dynasty.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:53 pm
by sancarlos
Scary marijuana stats:
1. 88,000 deaths are annually attributed to excessive use.
2. Every day, 30 people in the US die in car crashes that involve a marijuana-impaired driver.
3.Teen marijuana use kills 4,700 people each year
4. Lol jk those stats are about alcohol
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:22 am
by sancarlos
Philip Seymour Hoffman would have played a great Steve Bannon.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:06 am
by Giff
sancarlos wrote:Philip Seymour Hoffman would have played a great Steve Bannon.
Probably still has the look down.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:53 am
by sancarlos
Until today, if you Googled “Trump” and “shithole” all you got were hotel reviews.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:54 am
by Jerloma
Ha!
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:53 pm
by sancarlos
Jay-Z getting tweeted at by Trump means that for the first time ever, a bitch is one of his problems
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:38 pm
by sancarlos
Catholic Church has “concern” about Larry Nassar-inspired Michigan bill that would retroactively give child sexual abuse victims until age 48 to sue.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:46 pm
by A_B
god i want to vomit
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:22 pm
by rass
Someone joked that Steven Seagal looks like Wilford Brimley in the witness protection program and then an unverified account that either really is Wilford Brimley or has REALLY committed itself to the role responded with "Shhhhhhh...".
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:29 pm
by Jerloma
Thanks Rass!
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:44 pm
by sancarlos
A guy tweeted, "My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho."
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:56 pm
by rass
Nintendo tweeted:
Yay #MarioKart and #Toad are trending on Twitter!
Someone piled on that with:
"Hey, we're in the news! OH YEAH!!!"--Kool Aid, 1978
I think that's just a variation on the joke that Nintendo already made, and since they weren't doing something tone deaf like having Toad salute the fallen towers on 9-11 and this is the rare Trump administration sex scandal that involves fully consenting adults, it was a good joke from Nintendo to start with!
(to be fair to misterd Nintendo followed up with a covfefe joke at some point so fuck them)
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:46 pm
by Jerloma
Grazie.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:14 am
by A_B
It's a cock. And balls.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:23 pm
by sancarlos
“A guy named Krishnan Patel quoted a Buzzfeed story and in a tweet” wrote:Famous evangelical Christian leader Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife together had a tryst with a 21-year-old pool boy in Florida. Michael Cohen then used this information to blackmail Jerry Falwell Jr. into endorsing Donald Trump's campaign for President.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:37 pm
by mister d
I read the article and that’s not what it said.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:43 pm
by Pruitt
mister d wrote: ↑Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:37 pm
I read the article and that’s not what it said.
As did I. No Tryst alleged in the article at all.
(Much to my chagrin)
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:12 pm
by sancarlos
Yeah that’s weird. But the tweet must have some basis?
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:20 pm
by Johnny Carwash
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:12 pm
Yeah that’s weird. But the tweet must have some basis?
No. The guy's pulling it out of his ass. In the comments people are rightly calling him out for it, but he's sticking to his assertion that the mention of the word "friendship" can only mean what he's saying. He's a dipshit.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:34 pm
by Joe K
Wait, are you guys saying that Falwell didn’t need to be blackmailed to support a right-wing fascist for President? Shocking.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:12 pm
by The Sybian
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:12 pm
Yeah that’s weird. But the tweet must have some basis?
Well, if the President's tweets don't have any basis in fact, why should tweets attacking him?
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:30 pm
by rass
Bill Cassidy (R-LA) from Senate floor on Saints-Rams game: "What happened in my belief and the belief of many was the most blatant and consequential blown call in NFL history." Louisiana
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:40 pm
by mister d
Isn't that arguably correct given the timing, the obviousness of the penalty and the stakes?
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm
by The Sybian
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:40 pm
Isn't that arguably correct given the timing, the obviousness of the penalty and the stakes?
Sure, it is a reasonable point, but on the floor o the Senate during the shutdown and amidst the shitstorm of everything else going on with the Trump admin, probably isn't the tie or place for the discussion.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:47 pm
by rass
Need this for me, for like 1/2 of Johnnie's posts.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:47 pm
by Johnny Carwash
rass wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:47 pm
Need this for me, for like 1/2 of Johnnie's posts.
You mean how it cuts off the image, or "decipher all the porn/Barstool/Joe Rogan references I must be missing"?
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:49 pm
by brian
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:47 pm
rass wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:47 pm
Need this for me, for like 1/2 of Johnnie's posts.
You mean how it cuts off the image, or "decipher all the porn/Barstool/Joe Rogan references I must be missing"?
Instagram gets cut off for me too.
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:47 am
by rass
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:42 pm
by Jerloma
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:56 pm
by Giff
Federal prosecutors in Maryland allege lieutenant at US Coast Guard headquarters in DC is extremist, planning the murder of "innocent civilians on a scale rarely seen in this country"
Re: The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for Jerloma thread
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:10 am
by rass
Game of Thrones is a cautionary tale about the importance of character actors. They killed off all the talented unconventionally attractive people and now we’re left with a boring show about cardboard cutout babes