The Swamp

Figured this thread could get use for other reasons after this thread runs it's course. My wife sent me this story after repeatedly telling me to look it up and getting annoyed that I didn't. Turns out, despite being a story on Gawker about a leaked letter a sorority girl sent out to her entire chapter calling them out for sucking, it's hilarious and apparently gone viral. I am certainly going to make the phrase "cunt punt" a part of my daily verbiage. My secretary will be threatened with that every time she shoots he fat fucking mouth off for damn sure. [I love her, she is the best]. As always, don't stick your dick in crazy, gentlemen.

It sounds like the sorority girls weren't going crazy enough for her liking.

Just because you don't *cause* any boners, doesn't mean you aren't *being* a boner!

It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls. I just find it hysterical.

I bet that the girl who wrote that is an absolute freek in the bedroom too. There's no doubt in my mind.

Johnnie wrote:It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls.

My favorite is when a girl says, "oh blow me". Works when they say it to a guy even better.

She's hot.

We should work Cunt Punt into our vernacular.

This has been a demotivational poster for a long ass time. Have none of you seen it?

strangely, no...

Not all of us spend all of our waking hours on Reddit.

I get what you're saying, but it precedes Reddit.

It was probably on the fucking Chive.

I have friends who always send me stupid shit from the Chive like "LOOK AT WHAT THE CHIVE HAS HAHAHAHAHA BILL MURRAY IS HILAR!" and if it's funny, I probably saw it a week earlier on the Swamp.

Maybe I'm the crazy one, but I can feel her frustration. It reads like a "you had one job" scenario, and the majority of her sorority sisters fucked that (extremely easy) job up.

If only my problems were so banal.

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howard wrote:

Johnnie wrote:It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls.

My favorite is when a girl says, "oh blow me". Works when they say it to a guy even better.

Yes! Huge fan of that as well.

I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

It probably does, but I can't wait to watch the video. That would be hilarious and guaranteed to go viral. Nice picture Johnnie. That dress is painted on nicely, but I hate the bangs, though. Ammirite, guys?

The Sybian wrote:

Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

It probably does, but I can't wait to watch the video. That would be hilarious and guaranteed to go viral.

You can hook me up with a couch for a few weeks then?

http://jezebel.com/tweets-from-the-dera ... -476337771

Link to some items from her twitter account before she deleted it.....

And a second set:

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

These almost seem like they have to be fake. Crazy, crazy chick.

garyclark wrote:Is "smoke" a common term for hot chick? Is that new/regional?

Pretty sure it's a Dave Portnoy/Barstool Sports thing. It's the only place I've seen it used. He does a "local smokeshow" set every day or so. However, I've referred to a girl as "smoking hot" since forever. So maybe slightly regional?

Johnnie wrote:

garyclark wrote:Is "smoke" a common term for hot chick? Is that new/regional?

Pretty sure it's a Dave Portnoy/Barstool Sports thing. It's the only place I've seen it used. He does a "local smokeshow" set every day or so. However, I've referred to a girl as "smoking hot" since forever. So maybe slightly regional?

My brother picked up "smokeshow" from his four month internship in... Boston.

And I hate it. Just seems stupid.

Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

After initially thinking 'who the fuck is Michael Shannon', I lost it when I recognized him as Agent Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire.

He was the dude in 8 Mile who was banging Eminem's mom (Kim Basinger).

Well my name is Jimmy
His name's Greg Buehl
Me, him an' you, - we went to the same school
This ain't cool... I'm in a rage
He's tapping my mom and we're almost the same age!

brian wrote:

Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

fucking brilliant. i'm wiping tears from my eyes.

brian wrote: Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.

AussieDave wrote:

brian wrote: Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.

Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.

Giff wrote:

AussieDave wrote:

brian wrote: Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.

Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.

Shouldn't every good sorority sister be fucking boners?

The Sybian wrote:Figured this thread could get use for other reasons after this thread runs it's course. My wife sent me this story after repeatedly telling me to look it up and getting annoyed that I didn't. Turns out, despite being a story on Gawker about a leaked letter a sorority girl sent out to her entire chapter calling them out for sucking, it's hilarious and apparently gone viral. I am certainly going to make the phrase "cunt punt" a part of my daily verbiage. My secretary will be threatened with that every time she shoots he fat fucking mouth off for damn sure. [I love her, she is the best]. As always, don't stick your dick in crazy, gentlemen.

That was hilarious, as was the update from the Sorority President.

I love when organizations feel they have to clarify this shit. Are there really people who would read that, and think it's like the fucking mission statement or something?

ETA: fwiw, were I the president, my beef would be with the bitch that shared outside the sorority, and not the one who sent the e-mail. The sender kept it in-house, the leaker is the one they should be concerned about.

Giff wrote:

AussieDave wrote:

brian wrote: Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.

I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.

Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.

Come on.

Teaching them to suck Sigma Nu dick, as social grace.

so, so good.

What a fun bump.