stewart/colbert goodness dump

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:45 pm

ipads, trashcans, and times square.

imho, hysterical.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:50 pm

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Thu May 02, 2013 10:41 pm

Tonight's Colbert is great. Talking about the prisoners at Gitmo "The have been there twelve years. They are almost ready for their behind bars-mitzah."

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:35 am

Stephen Colbert drops his act and talks about his mother, who passed away recently.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:31 am

Sabo wrote:Stephen Colbert drops his act and talks about his mother, who passed away recently.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That was so good. I thought that he was going to take the week off after hearing about his Mom's passing and was pleasantly surprised to see him back.

BuffloSoldier · Post by **BuffloSoldier** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:00 am

Damn dust.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:17 am

Sabo wrote:Stephen Colbert drops his act and talks about his mother, who passed away recently.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That was fantastic. Thanks for that.

This also is fantastic...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-j ... eft-behind" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:41 am

howard wrote:Bronto linked to this clip in another thread. It is important enough to link in multiple threads.

Daily Show on CNN's ineptitude was awesome

A summary:

VIDEO: Jon Stewart Slams CNN for Chaotic, 'Vomit-like' Coverage of Mass Shooting in Washington

"It’s time we kicked those bastards to the curb."
September 18, 2013 | (Alternet.org)

John Stewart ripped CNN apart on Tuesday night’s Daily Show for it’s appalling coverage of the Washington Navy Yard Shooting – specifically for drawing speculative conclusions in the absence of concrete facts.

“All of yesterday's confusion in the reporting is not a mistake, because sadly the one thing in this country they should have great practice in covering are these horrific shooting tragedies and there are a ton of really smart people and good journalists who work at CNN and this is only five months after all the criticism of CNN ‘s chaotic Boston terrorism coverage including when they announced on air an arrest that had not happened,” he said.

Stewart concluded by saying that the “chaos and vomit onto the screen” that CNN displayed is a deliberate “feature, not a bug":

“The lesson they take from this is, it doesn’t matter how much they betray our trust, we’ll keep coming back. We’re in an abusive relationship with CNN!” he said.

Watch the video:

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:51 am

I thought the second part of the Wrongnado report (here) that focused on CNN was better.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:15 am

Jon Stewart To Ted Cruz: ‘You’re F*cking With Us, Right?’

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:54 am

"Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queefs"

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:37 am

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, just go to the 4 minute mark. This girl is amazing.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:33 am

The girls are in on the joke. And Nadya, despite her 10lbs of prison weight, is so damn cute.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... riot-pt--1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I love these girls. I just hope they learned how to play and sing while in prison.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:49 pm

howard wrote:The girls are in on the joke. And Nadya, despite her 10lbs of prison weight, is so damn cute.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... riot-pt--1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I love these girls. I just hope they learned how to play and sing while in prison.

Damn, I was going to post this. Debated the Relations Thread, as I think I am in love with Nadya. Besides being cute with the sexiest lips ever, she is hilarious in that clip. I love how she would hear the translation of Colbert's joke, show no emotion, just a twinkle in her eyes, then rip a hilarious sarcastic comeback. So sexy. Plus, she is such a badass. No fear of being thrown back in jail, almost asking for it. Not almost, she essentially dared Putin to throw her back in prison. Plus, to taunt the Russian anti-gay laws, she and her Pussy Posse walk up to random female police officers in the street and kiss them. So awesome. And some pics:

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:28 am

Just want to thank Jon Stewart for informing me that there is such a thing as Dong Energy and that it may lead to the collapse of the Dutch government.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:13 pm

The newest trend: McConnelling.This is brilliant.

And the interwebz joined in the fun:

Buzzfeed's top 30. I recommend watching the Daily Show clip first to get the explanation. Here are a couple of the better ones:

This just doesn't get old

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:28 pm

Yea, I could've posted this here.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:14 pm

Sorry for the Gawker link, but here's Colbert's response to the stupid hashtag "Cancel Colbert."

link

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:58 pm

Stewart on the media hating Noah.

The best part is the Fox news lady's recap of how she remembers Noah..."You had the two animals each, then the dove came, and this beautiful rainbow, and everybody lived happily ever after."

WTF

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:08 am

According to my Twitter timeline from the last few minutes, Stephen Colbert is taking over at "The Late Show" after David Letterman retires.

Wow. Huge blow for Comedy Central.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:20 pm

That sucks, he's retiring his character.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:57 pm

#CancelColbert

#EmployColbert

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:02 pm

This sucks. I loved Late Night with David Letterman in my youth and watched as often as I could. But that show slipped from relevancy decades ago.

I hate to lose The Colbert Report. I understand wanting to go out on top, but man, that show is great. And important. Would anyone really care if we lost Late Night after Letterman retires?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:11 pm

Nope.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:19 pm

Right, but there's a non-zero chance™ that you'd miss whatever Colbert might turn it into. He's talented and stuff.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:26 pm

Because he plays a character in his show I think it's natural that he'd want to do something different. Just like Fey with 30 Rock...eventually you want to do something else.

I have a feeling he'll still be plenty relevant and riff on a lot of the stuff he already riffs on, just in a slightly different format.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:06 pm

Shame that this did not happen a few months back. John Oliver would have been the clear replacement for the 11:30 slot. Who will fill the slot. Kilborn? Manvi?

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:19 pm

Rush Limbaugh's opinion of the Colbert Hire: Colbert Hire Is Declaration Of 'War On The Heartland Of America'

"CBS has just declared war on the Heartland of America," Limbaugh said Thursday on his radio show. "No longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional American values. Now it's just wide out in the open."

"What this hire means is a redefinition of what is "funny" and a redefinition of what is comedy," he continued. "It's the media planting a flag here. I think it's maybe the media's last stand, but it's a declaration. There's no unity in this hire. They've hired a partisan, so-called comedian to run a comedy show."

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:38 am

Rush apparently does not remember this:

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:07 am

DaveInSeattle wrote:Rush Limbaugh's opinion of the Colbert Hire: Colbert Hire Is Declaration Of 'War On The Heartland Of America'

"CBS has just declared war on the Heartland of America," Limbaugh said Thursday on his radio show. "No longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional American values. Now it's just wide out in the open."

"What this hire means is a redefinition of what is "funny" and a redefinition of what is comedy," he continued. "It's the media planting a flag here. I think it's maybe the media's last stand, but it's a declaration. There's no unity in this hire. They've hired a partisan, so-called comedian to run a comedy show."

Do Rush's idiot "dittoheads" realize the Stephen from the Report is a character? I'd think Rush knows better. I highly doubt Colbert stays in character for The Late Show, which will be really interesting to see. I can't imagine him doing to the cliched opening monologue/interview/pre-filmed bit/interview/music or comedian routine, but it seems like everyone does, pre-filmed bit optional.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:09 am

Actually, if they didn't realize it was a character, wouldn't they think he'd be on their side?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:14 am

Jerloma wrote:Actually, if they didn't realize it was a character, wouldn't they think he'd be on their side?

No. If they aren't smart enough to see through Rush's cognitive dissonance, flawed logic, premises based on irrational facts... then they aren't smart enough to see your logic. They know Colbert is bad, because they are told he is bad. I doubt many of them have actually watched the show.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:27 am

I agree, real blow for Comedy Central. I wonder how Colbert's interviews with movie stars will go on the new late show.

and I haven't chimed in on the cancel colbert stuff? It's ridiculous. Asians-Americans are the most entitled, arrogent and butthurt assholes on the planet. Can't stand them. Fucking whine about everything.

A few Asians from California have tried for about 10 years to put together a podcast. They finally did and it was not even 15 minutes and they couldn't put a coherent sentence together and that's supposed to be 'professional'. Their general knowledge of how the world works is so lacking because they live inside a bubble.

Meanwhile the guys on the swamp can put together two 2-hour podcasts and it's one of the best things I've heard in awhile.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:07 pm

Thank you. Podcasts are a blast.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:58 pm

Let's do another. I was rill rill distracted last time but now I'm ready to roll.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:24 am

When I'm back in Germany next week. Absolutely.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:40 am

Colbert on the Sarah Palin Channel. Palin just came out with her online version of the Oprah channel, and it might be worth the $10 for comedic value. Colbert bought the web address with "the" in front of the title. I hope they put that to good use.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:17 pm

Bear Safety tips!

http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/9 ... g-america-

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:00 pm

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:37 pm

Johnnie wrote:

That was great