Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - duff vs. bapo! (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
The cameras were able to capture the one duff fan in attendance.
With Mark Madden and Larry Zbyszko waiting for me backstage, I knew I would win. Just too much positive energy in that building.
Kudos again to the announce team. I blurt-laughed when DonSafe made his appearance.
With Mark Madden and Larry Zbyszko waiting for me backstage, I knew I would win. Just too much positive energy in that building.
Kudos again to the announce team. I blurt-laughed when DonSafe made his appearance.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - duff vs. bapo! (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
Is the Commissioner trying to start some shit? I've explained before why I usually start my own threads. But I feel comfortable in this one. Or, at least, I used to. If you don't want me here, fine. I'll take my Pittsburgh Championship belt and start my own promotion. In fact, I've already had feelers from Cozi and MeTV about a possible television deal. Mr. Madden told me that he's ready to get back behind the desk. Prepare yourself for a ratings war!Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:02 am Just a thought--because this match takes place in Pittsburgh, does it need its own separate thread from the one for the rest of the sport?
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - duff vs. bapo! (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
That child is brilliant beyond her years.
Sad to see you come back from whatever one-horse town Top Talent sent you to, bapo. Any time you can rustle up a tag team partner, retiree or otherwise, Top Talent will be more than happy to administer another beating.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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"Like losing to the circus!"
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - duff vs. bapo! (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
I just read thru this thread, and I see that I made a reference to retiring to Burlington in 2017. That's some great callback on commentary, DonSafe.
A couple of years ago, I told him that I was going to step away for a while. I needed to let my body and my mind heal. And I needed to find out if I still had a passion for this business. Turns out I do. The fire still burns. So I come back, and sancarlos starts telling me how excited he is about these Godard and Truffault and Resnais films he's been watching. What?! What happened to the guy who just wanted to drink beer, kick ass, and chase pigs? I don't even know this guy anymore.
I don't know if that's going to happen. I've only had one partner -- sancarlos. He used to be a tough ol' sumbitch. Back in the day, we never needed an arena, or a ring, or a referee. We didn't need rules. We would just walk into any bar in any town and take on the toughest guys there.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:56 am Any time you can rustle up a tag team partner, retiree or otherwise, Top Talent will be more than happy to administer another beating.
A couple of years ago, I told him that I was going to step away for a while. I needed to let my body and my mind heal. And I needed to find out if I still had a passion for this business. Turns out I do. The fire still burns. So I come back, and sancarlos starts telling me how excited he is about these Godard and Truffault and Resnais films he's been watching. What?! What happened to the guy who just wanted to drink beer, kick ass, and chase pigs? I don't even know this guy anymore.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - duff vs. bapo! (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
So you have met his wife!
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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Bonnie is now less amused than she was at sancarlos' Italian chef voice.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
MATCH 11 - GUNPOWDER VS. GOODKARMA
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Alright, time for the second half of our Steel City double-bill. This time, Meadville native and superstar wrestler/announcer/rap impresario/NFL prognosticator Gunpowder makes his grand return to the ring to face enigmatic pug-headed underdog GoodKarma!
Which will prevail—Gunpowder's crowd-pleasing Montana Hand Job or GoodKarma's dreaded Pugheadaboutit?
BFJ and DSafetyGuy are back in the booth to call the action. This one set a new North American sports broadcasting record for most hand job jokes in a single event!
CIVIC ARENA, PITTSBURGH, PA - brought to you by Iron City Beer and Primanti Bros.
Alright, time for the second half of our Steel City double-bill. This time, Meadville native and superstar wrestler/announcer/rap impresario/NFL prognosticator Gunpowder makes his grand return to the ring to face enigmatic pug-headed underdog GoodKarma!
Which will prevail—Gunpowder's crowd-pleasing Montana Hand Job or GoodKarma's dreaded Pugheadaboutit?
BFJ and DSafetyGuy are back in the booth to call the action. This one set a new North American sports broadcasting record for most hand job jokes in a single event!
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
I still think it's an unfair advantage for GoodKarma to be allowed to wear a pug helmet. But I have to say, he really is adorable.
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Scratch that, I did some research and they're two short of the record set by Red Barber in 1952.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:45 am This one set a new North American sports broadcasting record for most hand job jokes in a single event!
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
It’s kinda fun being the heel.
I do question my life every time I look in the mirror.
I do question my life every time I look in the mirror.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
I am never ever let down by any element of this production
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
Once again, Johnny BallWasher reaches out with his grubby little hands and takes something away from TopTalent. Most unsurprising thing in the business since the Mae Young gave birth to a hand on live television.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:54 amScratch that, I did some research and they're two short of the record set by Red Barber in 1952.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:45 am This one set a new North American sports broadcasting record for most hand job jokes in a single event!
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Were you even given the option to fix it in post-production? I'm sure that it could be edited before the tapes have to be couriered to Tallahassee.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 12:34 pm Once again, Johnny BallWasher reaches out with his grubby little hands and takes something away from TopTalent. Most unsurprising thing in the business since the Mae Young gave birth to a hand on live television.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
Looking for ideas for the next couple of matches. Current ones I'm considering:
BSF21 vs. Johnnie (battle of Boston fans)
Pruitt vs. degen (battle of Canada)
BSF21 vs. Johnnie (battle of Boston fans)
Pruitt vs. degen (battle of Canada)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
I feel like this would have been in CoffeeForClosers' move set.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”