Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
"I guess my biggest concern is that Ryan is actually going to have to get up off his ass and step away from those precious maps of his for a few minutes. Because those maps are really outstanding. I hope whoever fills in for him approaches them with the same level of care and attention to detail he does to avoid compromising the end product."
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
These are tremendous promos because if you don't build up your opponent, you end up fighting a nobody and no one cares who wins.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
MATCH 4 - RYAN VS. MISTER D
Alright, this time it's the battle of Northeast snarkmasters or AL East fandom or whether they really called that guy that name because he lost weight or something! I'll let the trash talk posts above speak for themselves.
Today's match takes place at the approximate halfway neutral site of the Hartford Civic Center, brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts and Carvel!
Down to ringside where BFJ is back with his commentary:
Duff's Review:
Alright, this time it's the battle of Northeast snarkmasters or AL East fandom or whether they really called that guy that name because he lost weight or something! I'll let the trash talk posts above speak for themselves.
Today's match takes place at the approximate halfway neutral site of the Hartford Civic Center, brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts and Carvel!
Down to ringside where BFJ is back with his commentary:
Duff's Review:
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Me making myself read through every last post I missed in the transition thread.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
And thanks carwash and great job BFJ
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
I just had to stop and comment as BFJ said I was hitting Delaware with INEFFECTUAL LEFTS. OK, back to the action.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Should point out that BFJ correctly identifies the names of moves as they are listed in the game about 90% of the time.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Proud and ashamed all at once.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:50 am Should point out that BFJ correctly identifies the names of moves as they are listed in the game about 90% of the time.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Found your new side gig, bfj.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
I wish! I grew up wanting to be on the radio or being a play by play guy. My dream gig would be an NFL team play by play position. I’ll take my SWF gig though. I miss SL.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Quick update, here are the next few matches I have planned:
- chedda vs. Nonlinear
- wlu_lax vs. TBD (if anyone has it out for wlu_lax for some reason, let me know)
- DSafe and Sabo vs. BFJ and TT (Swamp Tag Team Title)
- rass vs. AB (Swamp Title)
Anyone else who's lurking and wants to be involved, let me know.
Will see about getting the next one up within the next few days, announcer schedules permitting.
- chedda vs. Nonlinear
- wlu_lax vs. TBD (if anyone has it out for wlu_lax for some reason, let me know)
- DSafe and Sabo vs. BFJ and TT (Swamp Tag Team Title)
- rass vs. AB (Swamp Title)
Anyone else who's lurking and wants to be involved, let me know.
Will see about getting the next one up within the next few days, announcer schedules permitting.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Anti-referee angle for a wlulax match? TT is already in a match, so maybe pit wlu against brian in a match held here?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
No grudges or conflicts with anybody but if you need an opponent for wlu or just another body feel free to use me and my comically-oversized pug head again.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 12:39 pm
- wlu_lax vs. TBD (if anyone has it out for wlu_lax for some reason, let me know)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
No offence to the combatants, but BFJ's commentary was the highlight of that match.
"The sarcastic remark" and "the snark" are my new favourite wrestling moves, and one line made me almost spit out my beer: "You don;t have to know north from south to know where those punches are landing."
And...
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Rass is a fine dude. Would have picked him for a tag team partner to be honest. This is friendly fire.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Just watched the latest batch of matches. Fantastic work, gentlemen. Carwash, Gunpowder, BFJ, and everybody else, thank you for this. BFJ, you have a surprisingly great voice. You sound a lot like Penn Jillette.
I would love to, but getting into a fight would be unwise. I'm about 30 pounds overweight and even more emotionally fragile than usual. In wrestling parlance, I've been playing Barry Horowitz to 2020's Ultimate Warrior. Give me a few months to get in shape. I'll start filming a training montage.Anyone else who's lurking and wants to be involved, let me know.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
I’m shaped like the old Penn Jillette also. Just much shorter. If I’m doing a match with you involved I need to know how to pronounce your name. Is it bay-po or baa-po or bah-po?bapo! wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 8:11 pm Just watched the latest batch of matches. Fantastic work, gentlemen. Carwash, Gunpowder, BFJ, and everybody else, thank you for this. BFJ, you have a surprisingly great voice. You sound a lot like Penn Jillette.
I would love to, but getting into a fight would be unwise. I'm about 30 pounds overweight and even more emotionally fragile than usual. In wrestling parlance, I've been playing Barry Horowitz to 2020's Ultimate Warrior. Give me a few months to get in shape. I'll start filming a training montage.Anyone else who's lurking and wants to be involved, let me know.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
I got a pirate copy of the tape of Bapo! in training!
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Ryan vs. Mister D (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
It's BAY-po in my head, but I've met Swampers who have said they pronounced it differently. Like any work of art, I'm open to interpretation. Once I finish typing, I'm in the readers' hands.
Starting filming the training montage. (It looks nothing at all like the clip sancarlos posted above.)
Day one: bapo sits at his computer.
Day two: bapo glances at his stationary bike.
Day three: bapo looks at his bike for three seconds longer than the previous day.
[This is accompanied by either Eminem's 'Lose Yourself' or a Joe Satriani guitar solo]
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
MATCH 5 - GOVMENTCHEDDA VS. NONLINEAR FC
We're back with the battle of two guys who once had Ryan Giggs as their avatars. Bad blood all around!
Today's match is coming to you from the Pensacola Bay Center, brought to you by Hardee's and Red Man Tobacco. chedda may see a slight hometown advantage if any of his peeps make it out to the panhandle.
Down to ringside where Gunpowder is back with his commentary (sorry, no BFJ this time):
Duff's Review:
We're back with the battle of two guys who once had Ryan Giggs as their avatars. Bad blood all around!
Today's match is coming to you from the Pensacola Bay Center, brought to you by Hardee's and Red Man Tobacco. chedda may see a slight hometown advantage if any of his peeps make it out to the panhandle.
Down to ringside where Gunpowder is back with his commentary (sorry, no BFJ this time):
Duff's Review:
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Bold move scheduling this match opposite the annual January 4 Tokyo Dome show. I didn't think it could compete with Okada/Ospreay, but it turns out that Jim Harbaugh can really go in the ring. Nice work, guys. As always, the commentary is excellent.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
I was in Tokyo doing play by play for that show.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - chedda vs. Nonlinear (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
BFJ picking up Don Callis' scraps.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
MATCH 6 - BRIAN VS. WLU_LAX
Second half of our bill from the Pensacola Bay Center features brian vs. wlu_lax, who we can imagine have a beef for some reason.
Down to ringside where Gunpowder is back with his commentary:
Duff's Review:
Second half of our bill from the Pensacola Bay Center features brian vs. wlu_lax, who we can imagine have a beef for some reason.
Down to ringside where Gunpowder is back with his commentary:
Duff's Review:
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
the way that started I was sure the headline wasJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:07 am MATCH 6 - BRIAN VS. WLU_LAX
Second half of our bill from the Pensacola Bay Center features brian vs. wlu_lax, who we can imagine have a beef for some reason.
Down to ringside where Gunpowder is back with his commentary:
"two things wlu_lax6 does poorly...spelling and wrastling"
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
The crabs are healing up nicely, thanks for the shout out.
"Puts him in the speculum" was my favorite part of that match.
"Puts him in the speculum" was my favorite part of that match.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Explains why you have so much Old Bay on hand.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Old Bay on hands means bad times for my wife. Folks, if you are ever going to digitally penetrate your lady, make sure you haven't been peeling shrimp or picking crabs covered in Old Bay. Just a friendly tip, from your old pal BFJ.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Maybe he should call the matches in Arabic!
Shouldn't Brian be wearing a Luchadores' mask?
Shouldn't Brian be wearing a Luchadores' mask?
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
For some dumb reason, I STILL haven't watched my match. Hopefully I can remedy that later, but on top of normal work, it's the youngest's 7th birthday, and the 14 yo is symptomatic.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Happy bday little one, feel better older one.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:00 am For some dumb reason, I STILL haven't watched my match. Hopefully I can remedy that later, but on top of normal work, it's the youngest's 7th birthday, and the 14 yo is symptomatic.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Good luck to the 14 year old and also, weirdly, its my youngest's 6th. Maybe a re-listen to Boxer inspired us one year apart.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:00 am For some dumb reason, I STILL haven't watched my match. Hopefully I can remedy that later, but on top of normal work, it's the youngest's 7th birthday, and the 14 yo is symptomatic.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - brian vs. wlu_lax (Featuring Gunpowder on the mic!)
Thanks Fellas, and yes, while I'm here at work for a bit, I think I'll put on Boxer.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.