The Swamp

FYI, some more features in the game:

- Tag teams with up to 4 people on each side
- Female wrestlers
- Non-wrestling seconds (who can still interfere and fight outside the ring)
- Battle Royal with up to 8 people
- Steel cage match
- Electrified barbed wire (!)
- Land mines (!)
- MMA-style octagon
- Fighting with chairs, tables, weapons...

Also, I'm not very good at creating things from scratch, but the community has made just about any wrestler/celebrity you can think of available to put in the game.

A tag team with Barry O and Barry Obama

Sofia Vargara

Pruitt wrote:Sofia Vargara

Non-Sequitur - my friend once referred to her (not intentionally joking or punning) as Sofia Viagra.

I propose a tag team with BSF. Two Hoosier Red Sox fans. In the spirit of the Spirit Squad. Or Gronk's BEE Mojo.

duff wrote:I propose a tag team with BSF. Two Hoosier Red Sox fans. In the spirit of the Spirit Squad. Or Gronk's BEE Mojo.

The Hoosier Boyz. I'm in. Let's put some motherfuckers through some tables.

BSF21 wrote:

duff wrote:I propose a tag team with BSF. Two Hoosier Red Sox fans. In the spirit of the Spirit Squad. Or Gronk's BEE Mojo.

The Hoosier Boyz. I'm in. Let's put some motherfuckers through some tables.

I assume y'alls shtik will be throwing chairs and yelling racist/sexist shit at people.

A couple more and then I'll need to get back to work on the OOTP update for the week. May do a few next week based on demand. In the meantime this thread can continue to be a place for call-outs and promos.

BSF21 vs. L-Jam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Papte-P6T0s

Rush vs. Johnnie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkJVD9DyPDA

tennbengal wrote:

BSF21 wrote:

duff wrote:I propose a tag team with BSF. Two Hoosier Red Sox fans. In the spirit of the Spirit Squad. Or Gronk's BEE Mojo.

The Hoosier Boyz. I'm in. Let's put some motherfuckers through some tables.

I assume y'alls shtik will be throwing chairs and yelling racist/sexist shit at people.

Throwing chairs....at Facists! The Hoosier Boyz are a progressive forward thinking kind of Hoosier. How about you bring up AB and one of his inbred coal huffing cousins to come up and suck on my I-65 wind farm?

Oh man L-Jam, was there a more appropriate way for you to lose to a BSF than to get cracked a few times with a baseball bat?

Way to nail the John Cena appearance Carwash. Go ahead and cut me from the SportsFrogs so I can pursue my real passion 24/7.

Ray Rice and Joe Mixon tag team v. the Olsen twins

MY MOONSAULT PRESS SAYS FUCK YOU, RUSH.

The black wifebeater, vaguely ABU pants, and tattoos was a great touch. But you spelled REVEAHHHH wrong. I kid. Good job remembering.

My crotch is tad big, and I'm that much of a suburban dad that I'd wear white shoes, but nice touch getting the grunt as I lift heavy things correct.

and bullshit move on my on bringing the chair into the ring and not ringing the fuck out of Johnnies head with it.

Hey, supposedly there's a game update coming up that will allow you to add your own music for your ring walks, so get your ideas ready.

Rush2112 wrote:My crotch is tad big, ...but...I...fuck...Johnnies head with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZm1_jtY1SQ

and why you gotta do me like that Carwash?

Pruitt wrote:Oshawa too small for the Kalida Kid?

I would have challenged you to a fight in Toronto, but I was worried that the sight of a subway train would make your head spin. My loss was a fluke, caused by my inability to breathe during illegal choke holds. Vengeance will be mine, and remembe, I have an entire country behind me (Alberta doesn't count).

(Although your knowledge of the horrors of CBC programming is quite impressive).

Why are you so obsessed with choke holds? I think Pruitt doth protest too much. Oh, wait, I think I've figured it out. Do chokeholds excite you? Oh, perhaps it is now I who have said too much.

Regarding a rematch, I would give you the cliche of "anywhere, anytime", but we both know better. I've already defeated you once, so the chance of me coming to some hick town in your backwoods country is aboot zero, number of provinces throwing their considerable support behind you notwithstanding.

And, yes, that was a fat joke, you Canadian buffoons. Go eat some more Timbits and poutine, you rotund rubes.

Do something to merit a shot at a rematch and I'll... tell you "no" again. Go take your cryin' eyes home and, when you're done drying your eyes, and your clear vision returns, do what you do best... watch terrible cityTV programming.

Before I return to trash talking, I must say that my opponent knows his Canadian television.

Thought I'd bump. Would there be interest in doing this for our next game thing? Was thinking of setting up a tournament to play out over the next few weeks.

I'm in for any of these types of sims.

ahhhhh fucking summer vacation I missed this

Do it!!!

To quote the great Roy Moore - "Bring it on!"

I’m 1-0. Bring it!

Johnny Carwash wrote:Thought I'd bump. Would there be interest in doing this for our next game thing? Was thinking of setting up a tournament to play out over the next few weeks.

Any chance you can do tag teams? If so, DSafetyGuy and I want to form a tag team. We'll be heels and call ourselves "Top Talent".

Sabo wrote:

Johnny Carwash wrote:Thought I'd bump. Would there be interest in doing this for our next game thing? Was thinking of setting up a tournament to play out over the next few weeks.

Any chance you can do tag teams? If so, DSafetyGuy and I want to form a tag team. We'll be heels and call ourselves "Top Talent".

This is correct, although I would also like to request that I still compete in singles action with sabo coming to ringside with me. Obviously, I will reciprocate when sabo competes as a single. Matching color scheme with sabo, yes. Matching outfits with sabo, no. Also, no mask, please.

Obviously, sabo's personality/wrestling strategy will have to be adjusted accordingly to mesh better with mine.

That reminds me... No matches against hemophiliacs, because every pretty boy in the Swamp Wrestling Federation is going to start getting lots of color and soon.

OK, here we go. Appending this to the first post as well for reference.

Plan is to put together a tournament of 16 or 32 (or more?) Swampers to decide our inaugural champion. Will post a few matches a week, and see about using some kind of bracket app to track things.

=== Here's what you can provide to participate: ===

1. Your hometown, if I don't have it already from the OOTP sign-up.
2. Your ring walk music! The game now lets you upload custom music tracks for the entrance scene, though it only lasts about 20 seconds or so.
3. If you have a "beef" with someone, you can call them out, and I'll try to accommodate for the first-round matchups. (We'll have to draw lots for who gets to fight Mister D.)

As for specific ring moves/behavior, that type of thing is kind of a pain to edit, but if you're really dead-set on something I'll see what I can do.

Additionally, we could have other subordinate belts, Intercontinental-style:
- Swamp New Jersey Champion
- Swamp Jewish Champion
- Swamp Canadian Champion
- Swamp Lawyer Champion
- ...etc.

A few people talked about tag teams, so I might see about some sort of mini-tournament for those.

1. Cincinnati, OH

2. "End" by The Cure

3. Jesus, where to start ... let's choose bapo!

Johnny Carwash wrote:Additionally, we could have other subordinate belts, Intercontinental-style:
- Swamp New Jersey Champion
- Swamp Jewish Champion
- Swamp Canadian Champion
- Swamp Lawyer Champion

Looks like you want to make Sybian a Triple Crown champion, which means the back stage politicking has already started.

1. Reisterstown, MD
2. flight/ride of the valkyries
3. Anyone, Any Time, 24-7, No matchup is too big, No payday is too big.

Fun side note: wlu_lax6 as a freshman at W&L was part of a tag team chocolate pudding wrestling event for a fund raiser. My partner (now a professor at William Paterson University) and I had our hands raised after a DQ victory against 2 other lacrosse players (when they had 12 other people jump in the ring). I may still have chocolate pudding lodge in my years 24 years later. There were probably more people at that wrestling event than watched the varsity wrestling team in my 4 years at the school

Keene, NH
Why Can't We Be Friends
Costumed Vigilante (or Jerloma)

KCMO
American Bad Ass
AB (SEC and all)

Baltimore, MD

Hava Negilah

I’ll play the heel to G.I. Johnnie. Fuck ‘Murica.

We need a Swamp Sr. division champion.

Big Bone Lick, KY
Beer Run, Todd Snider
Ill reciprocate Bronto

Put-in-Bay, OH
Another One Bites the Dust
no beefs...If I need to make one up let me know.

DSafetyGuy wrote:

Sabo wrote:

Johnny Carwash wrote:Thought I'd bump. Would there be interest in doing this for our next game thing? Was thinking of setting up a tournament to play out over the next few weeks.

Any chance you can do tag teams? If so, DSafetyGuy and I want to form a tag team. We'll be heels and call ourselves "Top Talent".

This is correct, although I would also like to request that I still compete in singles action with sabo coming to ringside with me. Obviously, I will reciprocate when sabo competes as a single. Matching color scheme with sabo, yes. Matching outfits with sabo, no. Also, no mask, please.

Obviously, sabo's personality/wrestling strategy will have to be adjusted accordingly to mesh better with mine.

That reminds me... No matches against hemophiliacs, because every pretty boy in the Swamp Wrestling Federation is going to start getting lots of color and soon.

Also, our gear needs to say "No Bumps" on it.

Sabo wrote:

DSafetyGuy wrote:

Sabo wrote:

Johnny Carwash wrote:Thought I'd bump. Would there be interest in doing this for our next game thing? Was thinking of setting up a tournament to play out over the next few weeks.

Any chance you can do tag teams? If so, DSafetyGuy and I want to form a tag team. We'll be heels and call ourselves "Top Talent".

This is correct, although I would also like to request that I still compete in singles action with sabo coming to ringside with me. Obviously, I will reciprocate when sabo competes as a single. Matching color scheme with sabo, yes. Matching outfits with sabo, no. Also, no mask, please.

Obviously, sabo's personality/wrestling strategy will have to be adjusted accordingly to mesh better with mine.

That reminds me... No matches against hemophiliacs, because every pretty boy in the Swamp Wrestling Federation is going to start getting lots of color and soon.

Also, our gear needs to say "No Bumps" on it.

Sabo, should we enter to Tina Turner's "Simply the Best"?

Works for me.

Sabo wrote:Works for me.

Perfect.

Now, one of you jokers decide to team up with bapo so sabo and I can get our first walkover win in the books already.

I'm in!

Indy
"The Cage" - Sonata Arctica
I'll call out Rush. He can't handle the midwestern thunder.

1. I think I'll switch to Meadville, PA

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTdUm2kOAjA&t=124s

3. No rivals unless someone wants their ass beat

1) Toronto

2) Locked In The Trunk of a Car (Tragically Hip - CANADA!)

3) D Safety Guy hates Canada.