Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:46 am
The chemistry in the announcer's booth was off the charts.
Proud of Giff for surviving a couple sweet tea shuffles.
I was really surprised that it worked out so well, given that we just winged it. Wung it?
It was a pleasure to share the booth with you. Anytime you need a wingman, I’ll fly with you Maverick.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:28 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Here are the signature move names I've come up with so far. Some have a specific move in pace, some are just a name so far.
TT - Sweet Tea Shuffle
Giff - Katy Three-Way
Ryan - Monadnock Spin Cycle
rass - Allegheny Bitch Slap
Brian - Mount Pleasant Mounter
Johnnie - Flying Dependapotamus
wlu_lax - Ful Nelsen Supelx
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:29 pm
by mister d
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:28 pmwlu_lax - Ful Nelsen Supelx
❤️❤️❤️
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:53 pm
by BSF21
El_Flaco -- Juanbomb
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:54 pm
by BSF21
BFJ -- Baltimore Bong Rip
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:09 pm
by A_B
BSF - The Broad Ripple Pothole
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:37 pm
by bfj
Ryan delivers the Live Free AND Die!
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:54 am
by Johnny Carwash
MATCH 3 - PRUITT VS. SANCARLOS
Back after a hiatus due to some technical issues—it's the Over-50 Championship!
To avoid giving either contestant an undue home-crowd advantage, today's match takes place at McKenzie Arena in fabulous Chattanooga, Tennessee! Brought to you by Krystal Burger, Double Cola, lame old songs about trains, and surprisingly great municipal internet service.
I caught up with the contestants on their way to the ring. First up is Canadian hero Pruitt:
Pruitt wrote:
How's it goin', eh? Well, I don't know a-boat you, but I can't believe this organ-eye-zation would require me to fight for the over-50 title instead of just giving it to me oat-right. Now, I got nothing a-gaynst sancarlos personally, but he has no defence when it comes to my moves--Canadian Cutter, Canadian Destroyer, Canadian Backbreaker, Canadian Facebuster--I'm pulling them all out tonight!
I'm ready to go. I just pounded my customary pre-match meal of 12 Labatt Blue stubbies and a cubic metre of Kraft Dinner, and can't wait to pound my customary post-match meal of Shania Twain! But in between, watch me do Canada proud and pin this hoser in the centre of the mat! Oh, and also, fuck Vince Carter!
Pruitt with the classic Canadian politeness and humility. And now for his opponent from south of the border, sancarlos:
sancarlos wrote:
Get a load of this tête-carrée talking about "Canadian Pride"...have you checked my last name, bro? My people ruled that country until you Anglo fucks took over and put barbecue sauce on poutine! This so-called "old man" will be yelling at a cloud over your prostrate body within the hour!
You know, this reminds me of the time back in '82 when I went to a Dire Straits concert in Tahoe--this was before they sold out, by the way. My buddies had fixed me up with the cousin of one of their exes, who I didn't really like, but I went along with it. The show was just into the second set with a good haze of pot smoke setting in when the sound of police sirens broke in and we all scattered. Me and this chick whose name I forgot ended up separated from the others and took refuge in the camper shell of an abandoned El Camino for the next 72 hours. And in case you're wondering: yes, we had sex.
Thanks to Grand Junction's best for his always on-point commentary.
BFJ will be flying solo in the mic for this one. Take it away:
Onto Match #3. The Lemon Party Show Down. Pruitt vs San Carlos.
Okay, now this is what everyone should strive to become in their golden years. These two senior Swampers put on one hell of a show. Who would have thought yelling at clouds and telling young whipper snappers to get off my lawn could be this exciting.
Pruitt can sure take some punishment. Most be from withstanding those terrible Toronto winters. And no disrespect to Pruitt, because he did very well, but San Carlos was robbed. San Carlos put on the most impressive performance of any SWF superstar since the inception of wrestling. Strikes, kicks, high spots and nothing to show for it. Who is booking this shit, San Carlos's wife calling him for dinner?
This match gets a 5:00 PM senior discount at MCL Cafeteria. Now back to the old folk homes and get a nice rubdown of BenGay.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:56 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Bumping this not to promote myself as much as BFJ's commentary for that last video, which is amazing.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:57 pm
by sancarlos
That's awesome, Carwash! I'm going to outsource all my posts to you from now on!
Great job on the call, BFJ!
As for Pruitt... Take off, hoser!
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:44 pm
by Pruitt
BFJ's commentary is priceless - "Five from the northern side," the PornHub reference, and "going to the pretzel factory!"
Fantastic!
Proud to have won - playing a bit of Peterborough Possum near the end. One question - how did San Carlos manage to pull me around by the hair so often?
Oh well, all's well that ends well, glad to have sent San Carlos back to Petticoat Junction.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:05 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Based on his usage of ranas and the Parasdise Lock, I suspect sancarlos spent some time in Japan, playing his trade. It was probably the 1930's.
It also seems Pruitt has learned why you kick below the belt.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:06 pm
by Pruitt
Not sure I know what you'd call this move...
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:11 pm
by bfj
Technical difficulties kept SL from the booth this week. I welcome him back ASAP. Thanks for the kind words.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:19 pm
by mister d
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:06 pm
Not sure I know what you'd call this move...
The Third Date ; P
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:06 pm
Not sure I know what you'd call this move...
The Third Date ; P
"The Anniversary Gift"
For the over fifty crowd this is more apt.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:14 pm
by rass
Half Summer of 69
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:11 pm
by sancarlos
After he executed that move, I felt sapped of energy. Spent, if you will.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:09 pm
by Pruitt
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:11 pm
After he executed that move, I felt sapped of energy. Spent, if you will.
Maybe we can do a rematch in 3 or 4 days?
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:53 am
by Gunpowder
I don't know, that was probably the best announcing yet. It just flowwwwwwws
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:00 am
by Johnny Carwash
Next match will be Ryan vs. Mister D in the battle of AL East snarkiness. I'm struggling to come up with the fake trash talk for you guys, so I'll let you do it yourselves here.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:20 am
by mister d
How about: "I hope there's drug testing before the match because New Hampshire is one of the highest dependency states in the country and if Ryan has a problem I'd want him to get the help he needs."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:42 am
by Ryan
"You know, you sit over there and you talk and talk and talk about other people's problems and make assumptions based on where I come from and who I associate with and I really do appreciate it. The holidays are tough."