NFL Week 4: Rain Delay Theatre

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Does CBS not have Fresh Prince reruns at the ready?
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Rex wrote:Does CBS not have Fresh Prince reruns at the ready?



Why don't they show old classic games during rain delays like in tennis?
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First week of Thursday Night Football being on Amazon Prime.

But it's also on CBS and I have an HD antenna, so ok. Whatever. Will subsequent weeks have this type of simulcast?
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degenerasian wrote:
Rex wrote:Does CBS not have Fresh Prince reruns at the ready?



Why don't they show old classic games during rain delays like in tennis?


NFL used to do that too. Before they were paid these stiffs millions of dollars to pontificate. I used to actually LIKE rain delays for Tigers games sometimes. They showed some really cool shit.
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Very audible:

FUCKING SHIT

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I just feel like John Elway is racist as fuck and not sure why.
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brian wrote:I just feel like John Elway is racist as fuck and not sure why.

He voted for Trump and falls in line with his ideology. Your hunch is more than probable.
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The Packers absolutely have to lead the NFL in horseshit PI calls in their favor.
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Johnnie wrote:Very audible:

FUCKING SHIT



What I said when I saw that hit.
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Yeah, go watch this and, even though you know he didn't die, try and keep yourself from thinking "oh my god, he just died"
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Ryan wrote:Yeah, go watch this and, even though you know he didn't die, try and keep yourself from thinking "oh my god, he just died"


I guess I'm not sure how one could argue that is not a dirty hit, but I'm hearing it this morning.
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He put the crown of his helmet right under Adams chin. If the NFL is serious about cracking down, Trevathan gets 4 games.
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You guys are so fucking soft. If you want to be pussies and watch some safer sport, put on your skirts and turn on some golf. Or tennis. Or baseball. Or basketball. Or soccer. Or lacrosse. Or hockey. Or rugby. Or NASCAR. SMDH.
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duff wrote:He put the crown of his helmet right under Adams chin. If the NFL is serious about cracking down, Trevathan gets 4 games.

Trump probably saw the penalty called and said that the refs are ruining football
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duff wrote:He put the crown of his helmet right under Adams chin. If the NFL is serious about cracking down, Trevathan gets 4 games.


Trump probably saw the penalty called and said that the refs are ruining football.
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Of course Trump said that. Because he's cunt.
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duff wrote:He put the crown of his helmet right under Adams chin. If the NFL is serious about cracking down, Trevathan gets 4 games.


Yeah, I was thinking in the NHL something like that should be 20 games so a quarter of a season sounds about right. It'll be bullshit if he gets less than 2.
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He'll get an extra game just for upsetting Rodgers. AMIRITE BRIAN?
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A_B wrote:He'll get an extra game just for upsetting Rodgers. AMIRITE BRIAN?


You joke, but...
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As far as celebrity fans go, Lions fans could do a lot worse than Keegan Michael-Key.

(Honestly, the whole segment is pretty long and features peak annoying Ray Lewis and Phil Simms so proceed only if you're really bored, but Key obviously knows his stuff.)
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brian wrote:As far as celebrity fans go, Lions fans could do a lot worse than Keegan Michael-Key.

(Honestly, the whole segment is pretty long and features peak annoying Ray Lewis and Phil Simms so proceed only if you're really bored, but Key obviously knows his stuff.)


I thought you guys had Kid Rock!
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degenerasian wrote:
brian wrote:As far as celebrity fans go, Lions fans could do a lot worse than Keegan Michael-Key.

(Honestly, the whole segment is pretty long and features peak annoying Ray Lewis and Phil Simms so proceed only if you're really bored, but Key obviously knows his stuff.)


I thought you guys had Kid Rock!


I can almost promise you he doesn't know shit about football.
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I'm surprised they let Trevathan stay in the game, but he is a former Bronco so he'll probably they'll probably just give him a stern look.
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Rush2112 wrote:I'm surprised they let Trevathan stay in the game, but he is a former Bronco so he'll probably they'll probably just give him a stern look.


I think a more experienced ref ejects him, the guy last night was a newbie.
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Ref would have been theoretically within his rights to eject as they have some latitude for ejecting any player for any reason especially player safety or fighting, but in reality there's no rule that mandates or requires an ejection for even the most illegal hits. As ridiculous as it sounds, the ref could (in theory again) have gotten in trouble for ejecting him for his first personal foul of the game.
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Isn't there a rule about taking off your helmet while on the field? Could have tossed him for that along with another of the D-Line.
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duff wrote:Isn't there a rule about taking off your helmet while on the field? Could have tossed him for that along with another of the D-Line.


Yeah, could have given him a second personal foul for that, which would have been an ejection. Might have been the way to play it with the benefit of hindsight.
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There shouldn't have been any need for hindsight. Helmet off is automatic flag. But the NFL really doesn't care about any of this. One of the reasons I have stopped watching. Only catch what you guys discuss here.
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duff wrote:Isn't there a rule about taking off your helmet while on the field? Could have tossed him for that along with another of the D-Line.



THey get pretty lenient with that when there's a stoppage. Randall Cobb was kneeling next to Adams with his off.

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duff wrote:He put the crown of his helmet right under Adams chin. If the NFL is serious about cracking down, Trevathan gets 4 games.


of course only 2 games
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I suck. I thought it was Week 5 and started a new thread if anyone saw that before I deleted.

Anyway, Cutler was absolutely a good decision, Dolphins.
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brian wrote:I suck. I thought it was Week 5 and started a new thread if anyone saw that before I deleted.

Anyway, Cutler was absolutely a good decision, Dolphins.


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Isn't Matt Moore decent?
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degenerasian wrote:Isn't Matt Moore decent?

Matt Moore is not very good but it's hard to imagine him being as bad as Cutler has been. Maybe don't pay a guy $10M if he's already retired and was never known for his work ethic to begin with?
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99 percent sure Dalvin Cook just tore his ACL.
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I thought the Browns would win today
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Trying to draw a team offsides on 4th and goal is the most futile thing I have seen in a long time.
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Rams have different helmets? i thought that wasn't allowed
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