Metrosexual Tips II

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:44 pm

Wore mine today!

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:13 am

I'm like 3x a week and hike in them also. They're very durable!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 3:45 pm

These are pretty comfortable, huh? Definitely not super tight like some of those awful almost-denim jeans I tried on once. Only weird things I've noticed is (1) the 29" inseam certain seems longer than 32s I have in other brands and (2 (and I'm very irish so I assure you there's nothing to read into this)) the zipper hole seems exceptionally small.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:08 pm

Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:42 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:08 pm Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.

I thought Zubaz were the official Swamp pants.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:56 pm

I never wear pants when posting.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 7:25 pm

I wore them all weekend in "The Big Apple" (New York City) and I'm all in. Ordered a few more pairs and will let them carry me through until May.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 5:15 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:42 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:08 pm Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.
I thought Zubaz were the official Swamp pants.

Got my pair. Not a fan. Returning them. Going to give a different size a try, I think. Not sure I like the fabric.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:40 pm

I generally prefer to touch pants. Weird I know. T shirts. Whatever. But pants matter more

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:43 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:40 pm I generally prefer to touch pants. Weird I know. T shirts. Whatever. But pants matter more

That's why they banned you from elementary schools, right?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 9:23 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 5:15 pmGot my pair. Not a fan. Returning them. Going to give a different size a try, I think. Not sure I like the fabric.

I can't stand stretchy jean fabric and have sent all those back but these are comfortable as the F word.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 9:34 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:43 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:40 pm I generally prefer to touch pants. Weird I know. T shirts. Whatever. But pants matter more
That's why they banned you from elementary schools, right?

You son of a….

Can you delete your Lexus nexis account please?

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:57 am

Here ye here ye fellow balds. I think I wanna ditch the bic because the last 4 or 5 times I’ve somehow managed to cut myself, despite changing blades. I’m starting to think of an electric option and I’m seeing a lot on social media but would rather hear from anyone who uses electric to shave their head and if they feel like it gets it close to just bic’ing it.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:12 am

What blades are you using? I do mine with Mach 3's and never get cuts.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:17 am

I used to shave my head and I would use a clipper to get it low then shave it with a Fusion 5 or Proglide. Kinda expensive to use daily (I probably only did it twice a week) but I can't stand Bic razors.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:33 am

Daily is a one-lane highway to Razorburn City.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:41 am

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:33 am Daily is a one-lane highway to Razorburn City.

Second worst trip club I've ever been to (don't ask).

Post by **brian** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:49 am

My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:51 am

BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:49 am My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:00 am

BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:49 am My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)

As a former swimmer, let me say that you are really not going to enjoy the next week or so.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:19 am

Please tell me that is not to beat the test. If so, I get it but a very long way to go to be sure. Could have risked it with the pubes I think.

Post by **brian** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:26 am

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:19 am Please tell me that is not to beat the test. If so, I get it but a very long way to go to be sure. Could have risked it with the pubes I think.

Not taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am

Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:39 am

Ha, Brian think that'll make his trucks drive faster.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:42 am

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.

Bush is cyclical.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:45 am

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 1:09 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:17 am I used to shave my head and I would use a clipper to get it low then shave it with a Fusion 5 or Proglide. Kinda expensive to use daily (I probably only did it twice a week) but I can't stand Bic razors.

I’m using a G5 Fusion blades. I do it about every other day. Never had a problem until recently.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:27 pm

BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:26 am
HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:19 am Please tell me that is not to beat the test. If so, I get it but a very long way to go to be sure. Could have risked it with the pubes I think.
Not taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.

Eyebrows, too? People are going to assume you’re on chemo.

Post by **brian** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:02 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:27 pm
BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:26 am
HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:19 am Please tell me that is not to beat the test. If so, I get it but a very long way to go to be sure. Could have risked it with the pubes I think.
Not taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.
Eyebrows, too? People are going to assume you’re on chemo.

No not eyebrows haha. If all goes well everything will have grown back nicely in 10 weeks and they can take hair from wherever they want.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:14 am

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.

You shave bc you want it to look bigger. Some of us don’t have that issue. Not me, but some of us

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:15 am

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:42 am
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.
Bush is cyclical.

Thank gd you mean pubes and not the band.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Aug 17, 2023 11:09 am

Cut them right back down to size

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:02 pm

Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:24 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:02 pm Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?

It's never too late to drop some gold on us.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:52 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:24 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:02 pm Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?
It's never too late to drop some gold on us.

Yeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:56 pm

Hey syb ignore that puddle forming behind you in the bluesky line.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:11 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:52 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:24 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:02 pm Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?
It's never too late to drop some gold on us.
Yeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!

I walked into that one (not for the first time)

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:00 pm

should prob dry off then haha

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:17 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:11 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:52 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:24 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:02 pm Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?
It's never too late to drop some gold on us.
Yeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!
I walked into that one (not for the first time)

Memories of Albany.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:25 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 12:00 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 6:45 pm These are the best non-jeans pants I've ever had.
You got me. I bought a pair and they're great.

These have been a real revelation. I don't think I've worn any other pants in a calendar year, funerals excepted.