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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:59 pm
by Sabo
*facepalm*



Hopefully this will be the only terrible thing about the Browns this year.

Yeah, I don't believe that either.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:00 pm
by mister d
D...D

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:20 pm
by Sabo
A friend of mine, who would know this kind of thing, says that slogan is probably the name of a gay porn movie.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:01 pm
by Ryan
Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:26 pm
by sancarlos
Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:01 pm Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:46 pm
by Shirley
Brownstyle

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:48 pm
by Pruitt
Could call the stadium the Brown Hole.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:21 pm
by Johnnie

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 pm
by HaulCitgo
Red cherry (patio?) soda. Yummmm.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 pm
by HaulCitgo
Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:19 am
by rass
I missed that Ken Griffey Jr's son(!) is in Steelers camp.

h/t - a McButter nugget

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:39 pm
by sancarlos
Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:01 pm Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:20 am
by TT2.0
I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 am
by DaveInSeattle
TT2.0 wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:20 am I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
Sure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:21 am
by The Sybian
HaulCitgo wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 pm Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/
When I was a kid, I loved Bojangles. We drove down to Florida every other year, and always stopped at Bojangles. Probably the only fast food place my parents ever ate at until Panera's became a thing.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:47 am
by mister d
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 amSure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...
His kids aren't 8 feet tall.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:31 am
by Pruitt
Opening night must be getting close, Deadspin's annual "Why Your Team Sucks" has begun.

This image is from the piece on the Browns.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am
by L-Jam3
The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:52 am
by brian
I used to both dread and look forward to the Lions one, but now I'm ready to let the hate wash all over me.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:06 pm
by Giff
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
I read Browns instead of Broncos and had no idea what you were talking about.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:12 pm
by Pruitt
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
It is hysterical.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am
by Johnnie

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:01 am
by Joe K
Johnnie wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.

Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
Holy crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:46 pm
by EnochRoot
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:01 am
Johnnie wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.

Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
Holy crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!
That's some grade A trolling right there.

Oof.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm
by DSafetyGuy
The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
by Joe K
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
by Pruitt
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:40 pm
by bfj

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pm
by EnochRoot
Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:46 pm
by mister d
I don’t care about Lewis at all and believe there’s a very good argument he isn’t a murderer in the predatory sense but people who buy his shit are weird.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:58 pm
by bfj
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.
HOT TAKE!!

As a player or a human? I’d agree with one and disagree with the other. But you won’t have any trouble finding people on here to agree with you.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:11 pm
by bfj
mister d wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:46 pm I don’t care about Lewis at all and believe there’s a very good argument he isn’t a murderer in the predatory sense but people who buy his shit are weird.
It’s pretty bizarre how people around here defend him. “He’s a dirtbag, but he’s our dirtbag”.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:12 pm
by brian
If you’re trying to figure out how the Browns are a missed FG away from being 0-32 the last two seasons:


Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:49 pm
by EnochRoot
bfj wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:58 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.
HOT TAKE!!

As a player or a human? I’d agree with one and disagree with the other. But you won’t have any trouble finding people on here to agree with you.
This word cloud seems to sum up his HOF speech well enough...

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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:14 pm
by bfj
Look out. Word cloud. Even HOTTER TAKE.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:41 pm
by EnochRoot
bfj wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:14 pm Look out. Word cloud. Even HOTTER TAKE.
Oh and I bet you’re all so perfect!

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:00 pm
by bfj
John Waters

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:49 am
by Johnnie
Happy birthday, below average quarterback who barely played in the league for 3 years and last played a game 6 years ago!


Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:58 am
by Giff
Whenever Johnnie posts now, there's a 75% chance I won't see it.

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:22 am
by Johnnie
You don't Swamp from your phone?