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I definitely was not in midseason form.
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Can you take a look at mine? I paypal'd you $500, so I want at least 2 sentences. This is from a company softball outing a couple years ago, so leave out the part about the black sleeves clashing with the navy shorts. I did that on purpose to give the impression that I did not care. I actually cared deeply.

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bout to crush the high fastball to deep shallow left

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You can be forgiven for not noticing the similarities to Junior's swing because it's from the opposite side of the plate.
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Ryan wrote:Can you take a look at mine? I paypal'd you $500, so I want at least 2 sentences.
List of great hitters who finish on a bent front knee:
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Ryan wrote:Can you take a look at mine? I paypal'd you $500, so I want at least 2 sentences.
List of great hitters who finish on a bent front knee:

So i got that part right!
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"Great hitters finish on whatever they can find" - Wade Boggs, World Champion, New York Yankees
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Combine AB's front side and your back side and we've got a solid looking swing.
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AB's form is beautiful…for a golf swing. Got the reverse "C" and everything.

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mister d wrote:Combine AB's front side and your back side and we... swing.
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Made it out to MMP with a few friends, courtesy of our buddy from Michigan who's a Tigers' fan. Because of him, I was until we moved to the AL. Anyway, our seats end up about 10 rows behind the dugout, smack in the middle of his fellow Tigers' fans (unplanned). I had a couple and laid some very weak smacktalk after Kinsler's winning HR. But I gotta say, it feels nice to be pissed off at losses again.
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Ryan wrote:Can you take a look at mine? I paypal'd you $500, so I want at least 2 sentences. This is from a company softball outing a couple years ago, so leave out the part about the black sleeves clashing with the navy shorts. I did that on purpose to give the impression that I did not care. I actually cared deeply.
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Went to the O's @ Nats game last night.
1.) Way more Orange than Nats blue/red at the stadium (and the fans were vocal about it)
2.) Taught my nephew how to keep score. Feel like with phones, scoreboards, etc the idea of keeping score is a dying art that needs to be taught.
3.) Seats in the Scoreboard Pavilion are not too bad (paid $10 for the tickets on stubhub). You really get a great view of each pitch. Only problem is balls to the track in right field get lost unless you are low (i.e. i did not see Rendon's ball go over the fence or the O's fans throw it back)
4.) We left after 10 innings and of course heard the roar from the stadium when the O's started their 6 run inning in the top of the 11th.
5.) MLB PrePlay (interactive app where you predict the at bat and other events during the game) is a great way to keep an 2nd grader focused on the game (along with keeping score)...but I probably benefited from a slow network/game several times (I am good a predicting the outcome when the play has already happened...yeah 1st pitch ball in plays)
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Ground ball up the middle, Jeter ranges 30 feet to his left, steps on 2B and throws to 1B to complete the double play. 6-3 or 6-6-3 on your card?
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Saw the extra innings Twins/Yankees tilt at Target Field on July 5th. Not a particularly great game, but a fun finish. Can't remember the last time you could score the end of a game: 1-2, E2. The ballpark is just fantastic, we sat on the first base side right by the RF wall and it was a great seat (I yelled at Ellsbury in center most of the time). They looked to have some great food but I was very happy with the large Summit beers for 9 bucks. I know it's robbery still, but that's almost as cheap as I get them at minor league games here in Indy. I was pleasantly surprised and pleasantly buzzed after a few of them and sitting in the July sun all afternoon.

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mister d wrote:Ground ball up the middle, Jeter ranges 30 feet to his left, steps on 2B and throws to 1B to complete the double play. 6-3 or 6-6-3 on your card?
6-3 with the DP notations...but see the merit in the 6-6-3 model. On the other hand, Jeter only makes that play if they are shifted.
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That's a 6-3 on my card.
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howard wrote:I love shagging flies in the outfield.
Very much this. The best thing ever was when my son got old enough to go to the park and hit me some fly balls to chase.

Making a diving catch is better than sex. Because if you spend enough money with the right people, you can be pretty sure of having sex. You can't be sure of being able to make a diving catch.
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If Jeter has to go 30 feet to his left I score it as a single to centerfield.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I didn't even consider that when writing out the narrative ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
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For any of the Baltimore guys, I'll be at Camden Yards this Saturday 7/12.
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We went to Friday night's game with the Pirates, and got some great seats. We were given tickets in the first row of the Club section, about 15' to the right of home plate.

The come-from-behind win was fantastic, and a total team win. About every player contributed, and the relief pitching was superb.

After the game, we were treated to Friday night fireworks, by Rozzi.
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Dodgers/Giants at AT&T, headed out now. Next two evenings as well. I don't even care that Dan Uggla is starting tonight at 2nd. (Well, I care a little bit. But Timmay!)
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howard wrote:Dodgers/Giants at AT&T, headed out now. Next two evenings as well. I don't even care that Dan Uggla is starting tonight at 2nd. (Well, I care a little bit. But Timmay!)

Not a great weekend to visit the old ballpark.
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Lots and lots of Dodger fans, very loud too (but they had plenty to cheer.) Good time regardless; still the happiest place on earth.
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Is there a such thing as a Mets secondary ticket exchange out there or do people just laugh at you if you're trying to go?


(Looking for mid-week tickets against Washington. Can't imagine all the season ticket holders are overly fired up to go for that entire set.)
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mister d wrote:Is there a such thing as a Mets secondary ticket exchange out there or do people just laugh at you if you're trying to go?


(Looking for mid-week tickets against Washington. Can't imagine all the season ticket holders are overly fired up to go for that entire set.)

I thought they just open the gates and whoever wants to just walks in.
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mister d wrote:Is there a such thing as a Mets secondary ticket exchange out there or do people just laugh at you if you're trying to go?


(Looking for mid-week tickets against Washington. Can't imagine all the season ticket holders are overly fired up to go for that entire set.)

I thought they just open the gates and whoever wants to just walks in.
That's just how they fill out the lineup card.
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Citi Field is a pretty nice park.

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Nice seats. I didn't make it last night. (Female drama.)
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Going to see some foreigners kick the ball around at the big football stadium this afternoon. Hoping to pick up some of those diving DVD's that Ronnie's been flogging at a discount price.
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howard wrote:Nice seats. I didn't make it last night. (Female drama.)
They really were. Face was $140, so they better have been.

Spent all night staring at Roberto Kelly's ass. He looks like he could still play. Surprised at how small some of the guys looked. Especially Pence. Though his socks were fantastic.
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Crap game tonight. no one can get a hit. One base runner through six, a walk.
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Mobile remote reverse hex. Bitches. Too bad I didn't reverse-hex Michael Morse's ability to judge a fly ball, or lack thereof. (I feel him; I've made that exact same misjudgement, when I was 16 or so.)
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The next section over this afternoon, two little kids in Giants gear, name on back Sabean.

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Since he is my age, I don't know if the little GMs are children or grandchildren. Or if one of them can play second base (the older looks about the same age as Matt Duffy.)
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Did you bring any of those good Hunter Pence signs?
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I was chatting with those guys pregame. I didn't really get it, or them.

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Nice seats!
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rass wrote:Nice seats!
Yeah, those kids must work out.
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Saw a game at the Yale Bowl today, Elis vs Army.

Why: I have a friend from childhood whom I remain very close to, and I have become close to his children as well. Dave is the one who lives in Portsmouth, NH, and his son just started at West Point. In this his first year, they have few opportunities to leave the post/campus for a weekend, but away football games give him a chance to split, if he has a ride. So, Uncle Howard to the rescue. He has to attend the game, but the rest of the weekend is his.

So, I went to this game, and I'll catch a few more Army games. Today was cool because it is the 100 year anniversary of the Yale Bowl. And the undersized Ivy League side pulled off an overtime upset, 49-43. Great day in a great old stadium.

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