Swamp Album Draft: Current Pick - BFJ (329th) + SKIP J-LO (324/325th)

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Hey, I googled, too.

That's a compilation and not an album by the group "USA for Africa".
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So you're saying my other plan of taking Alan Parsons Project out of play by grabbing Jock Jams is worthless too?
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And Technotronic. Devious.
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I'm saying we should have saved this all for the draft and forced Delaware to legislate on the fly.
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I need time to think about Travelling Wilburys. That's a good one. I'm thinking its allowed as an independent alternative as no one makes up greater than 50% of them plus another band or solo project.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:41 pm So you're saying my other plan of taking Alan Parsons Project out of play by grabbing Jock Jams is worthless too?
Would drafting the Alan Parsons Project also block people from drafting say, the Beatles or Pink Floyd for his work as a sound engineer on both Abbey Road and Dark Side of the Moon?
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I forgot to mention I also have free reign to eject people.
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How do you win? Am I trying to have the best album collection for myself or is this like Cards Against Humanity where I have to pick what I think will appease the masses?
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Everyone is being banished to one of 19 cabins for three months. Your collection will be what you listen to and also what gets you non-drafting visitors. Or something.
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Guess I better pick from my cabin playlist.
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:10 pm You gotta admit though, La Vida Vida is a great tune.
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Know how I know you're gay?
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:23 pm Know how I know you're gay?
I know it's not the cock in my mouth unless you hacked my webcam you perv.
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I’m in.
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You're talking about the album draft, right?
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mister d wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:46 pm You're talking about the album draft, right?
Whatever. It’s Friday.
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After my post in the rankings thread the other day, my #1 pick is going to seem highly questionable.
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In MFer. Tried to post it earlier.
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Not sure I want you in this.
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Not sure you do either.
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We'd host one hell of a party together.
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Until someone, perhaps a spouse of mine, was like "put something more upbeat on".
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Just randomized, and you can tell its real because fucking Chedda is in front of me. 19th spot is still up for grabs until we get to it. Start whenever, J-Lo ...

1. J-Lo
2. PDX
3. L-Jam
4. Chedda
5. BFJ
6. Mister D
7. Sancarlos
8. DiS
9. BSF
10. Rush
11. Nonlinear
12. EnochRoot
13. Rass
14. Giff
15. AB
16. Pruitt
17. Duff
18. TurdRyan
19. TBD
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Sorry! With the first pick in whatever it is we're calling this thing, J-lo selects...

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Nice pick!

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Where's that confounded bridge?
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I've always thought it's funny that their song, Houses of the Holy, is on a different album.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:36 am I've always thought it's funny that their song, Houses of the Holy, is on a different album.
Yeah, I know. I wonder if it was already written. I'd swap that in for Dancing Days all day.
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Swamp Draft #1 Picks

Baseball - Babe Ruth, dem3pigs
Football - Jim Brown, bfj
Basketball - Michael Jordan, Diamond
Hockey - Wayne Gretzky, Kranepool
Girls - Jessica Alba, keg
Swamp - bfj, Rush
Albums - Houses of the Holy, Jerloma
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It's funny, but I credit Beavis and Butthead for turning me onto that album and therefore the genesis of the transformation of the way I listened to music.
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Ad the first pick in the first Swamp NFL mock draft was Aaron Rodgers, which was absolutely correct in hindsight, but then he went 25th.
It's funny, but I credit Beavis and Butthead for turning me onto that album and therefore the genesis of the transformation of the way I listened to music.
Is there a clip or something? The Googles are coming up empty.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:43 am Swamp Draft #1 Picks

Baseball - Babe Ruth, dem3pigs
Football - Jim Brown, bfj
Basketball - Michael Jordan, Diamond
Hockey - Wayne Gretzky, Kranepool
Girls - Jessica Alba, keg
Swamp - bfj, Rush
Albums - Houses of the Holy, Jerloma
Was Rush drafting by weight?
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bfj wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:51 am
Ryan wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:43 am Swamp Draft #1 Picks

Baseball - Babe Ruth, dem3pigs
Football - Jim Brown, bfj
Basketball - Michael Jordan, Diamond
Hockey - Wayne Gretzky, Kranepool
Girls - Jessica Alba, keg
Swamp - bfj, Rush
Albums - Houses of the Holy, Jerloma
Was Rush drafting by weight?
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Yeah I lost the images that I used for the category headers, but the filename of it was indeed 'jew.gif'
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bfj wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:51 am
Ryan wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:43 am Swamp Draft #1 Picks

Baseball - Babe Ruth, dem3pigs
Football - Jim Brown, bfj
Basketball - Michael Jordan, Diamond
Hockey - Wayne Gretzky, Kranepool
Girls - Jessica Alba, keg
Swamp - bfj, Rush
Albums - Houses of the Holy, Jerloma
Was Rush drafting by weight?
It was filling in the Swamper that will mail you a joint category.
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Pink Floyd, Meddle

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Jerloma wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:32 am Where's that confounded bridge?
The deluxe release they did a couple years ago for this LP was fantastic. Not as good as Physical Graffiti's deluxe version, but yeah. Still it was fire, particularly how much better Plant's voice was layered over the music in 'the Crunge'...
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I own Meddle. It's a good album, if you are into Pink Floyd.

But if you told people PDX was going with Pink Floyd for his band, and asked them to wager on which album he chose, you could have gotten some huge odds, there.
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It was a toss-up between that and Animals. PF hipster-ism at its best.
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