Not my job to make you give a fuck about others beyond your nose.
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My nose? Is that going back to an old Jewish trope about Jews having big noses? Oh golly, I may faint from the vapors.
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No, that had nothing to do with any "old Jewish trope". Just a standard idiom, idiot.bfj wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:34 pmMy nose? Is that going back to an old Jewish trope about Jews having big noses? Oh golly, I may faint from the vapors.
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Ah. Name calling. Class act. Just like a guy that would suggest an addict relapse. Improve yourself before you try to improve others. Judgmental douche.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:42 pmNo, that had nothing to do with any "old Jewish trope". Just a standard idiom, idiot.bfj wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:34 pmMy nose? Is that going back to an old Jewish trope about Jews having big noses? Oh golly, I may faint from the vapors.
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I agree that as it happened at a comedy club, there are better places to take one's outrage.
I haven't been to one in years, but insults from the stage are - as I recall - part of the show.
I haven't been to one in years, but insults from the stage are - as I recall - part of the show.
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I’d rather be a judgmental douche than a coward who throws victimhood around as a shield. Be better.bfj wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:19 pmAh. Name calling. Class act. Just like a guy that would suggest an addict relapse. Improve yourself before you try to improve others. Judgmental douche.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:42 pmNo, that had nothing to do with any "old Jewish trope". Just a standard idiom, idiot.bfj wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:34 pmMy nose? Is that going back to an old Jewish trope about Jews having big noses? Oh golly, I may faint from the vapors.
And the point of suggesting he relapse was to convey the absurdity of mocking a person for being Asian in front of an audience. She might not have the Ethnic Superhero costume you have under your [sweat]suit.
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Still 20x funnier than you'll ever be. Keep trying though. Be better.
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And really, alt-right pandering comedy*? Who's crying victimhood now?
*gonna confess I've only seen a smattering of TT's sets, but I assume that if he had gone down that road the rest of you would be either slightly more critical or slightly less supportive?
*gonna confess I've only seen a smattering of TT's sets, but I assume that if he had gone down that road the rest of you would be either slightly more critical or slightly less supportive?
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Aggro-comedy work better for you?
Here's the thing. A guy dragging his lifeless ass onto this board looking for another reason to live, gets one, and then comes back swinging downward at minorities. Oh but the sacred Scroll of Comedy!
The resident Big Fat Jew champions said Scroll. Except that he moves the goalposts to prove his comedy is the bestest (20x, actually) of all time to prove a point.
I'm just curious as to how this shit is encouraged. If this were AOC, and it was Richard Spencer dropping some ill-advised bomb, you'd have SJWs up in arms about it. But because it's some low-rent dive, Asian waitress working in a comedy club, she's fair game to be mocked?
You guys are all pussies. You don't stand for shit. You stand when you think people are watching.
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she works the same shift at the same open mic i host every monday and sees the same 30 comedians, 23 of whom make fun of her in ways way less clever than me. She literally giggles at the shit. I just can never remember her fucking name. I will own that it was kinda racist. I also will own that i fucking laughed when i thought of it in my head. Does that make me a bad person? Probably. I personally feel like I have way worse jokes that I get away with.
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Too late now (and impossible to foresee) but Enoch could have waited a couple of days and shamed TT by pointing out he’s digging in the same mine as Jay Leno rather than making the relapse comment. More effective and less controversial?
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?
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Heh. That one's going straight into the Dad Joke folder to inflict on my kids.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Me: I'm terrified of random letters...
therapist: you are?
me: (screams)
Therapist: Oh I see
Me: (screaming intensifies)
therapist: you are?
me: (screams)
Therapist: Oh I see
Me: (screaming intensifies)
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Don't blame me for these - friend on Facebook sent them over.
Pick up lines for use during the Covid outbreak...
Pick up lines for use during the Covid outbreak...
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
-You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?
-I’m just a boy, standing 6 feet away from a girl. Asking you to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
-Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
-Cough here often?
-You can’t spell virus without U and I
I- I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
-“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
- If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
- Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
- Hey, I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too
- Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
- Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?
-One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply
-Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
- What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
-Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
- Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
-That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
- Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
- Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH
- Come on over, I’ll pay your fine if you get stopped”
- Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t
-“We’re quarantined in the same house, your options are kind of limited.”
Hypothetically speaking, if you were a restaurant who shut down dining-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?
Can I take you with me and work you from home?
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?
Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.
Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
Are you coming down with COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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The Pope walks into a Muslim bar. Bartender says, "Why the wrong faith?"
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God