The Swamp

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:22 pm**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:55 pm Also, how is this helping you out?

He is trying to bump up the kids ego so he can then bet against him this week....obviously

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:23 pm**

Well, I for one enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing, and I have absolutely zero to gain. I hate A_B.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:56 am**

I suppose I shouldn't link to the new poll that includes two high-school friends' kid?

Edit: I just checked his stats for this week. No idea why he got nominated. 10-21-154-1-0, 56 rush yd, 6-0 win. Yikes.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:24 am**

What is the name (and composer) of the song they played on Letterman during Stupid Human Tricks and other skits? (about 90 seconds in)

This is work related.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:30 am**

Check the Pee Wee's Big Adventure score. Seems like it's in that movie as well.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:41 am**

Danny Elfman. I don't think that's the same theme.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:29 am**

Sabre Dance - Aram Khatchaturian

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:22 am**

Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:54 am**

Every juggler ever on tv performs to the soundtrack of Sabre Dance. I think it's a law.

And, here's a version of that song you've never heard before:

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:28 pm**

EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:22 am Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?

Please.

Googled "fast classical music armenian"

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:37 pm**

So ... close.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:46 pm**

*I actually knew he was Georgian but "fast classical music Georgia" was all Ying Yang Twins videos.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:48 pm**

EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:22 am Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?

The Buffalo Sabres have been playing that tune since they came into the league.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:53 pm**

This is the original version.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:54 pm**

Coffee just spit out!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:59 pm**

Work request: I need a Star Wars pun for sliced apples and one for Triscuits. For apples, I just have Gala-xy Far Far Away Apples, but I'm not happy with it, and I'm not sure if I bought Galas.

I already have 5 Leia Dip, Luke Skywater, and Colby Wan Kenobi Cheese

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:06 pm**

Something about the Triscuits being a prequel to the poops they'll later cause.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:10 pm**

Not sure I can top those. Galas be damned, go with what you came up with.

There is no try-scuits?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:55 pm**

Galaxy far far a-wafers?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:55 pm**

How about the starwars tricorder triscots purpose screw up and watch the nerds flipout

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:17 pm**

I can't come up with any right now, but "5 Leia Dip" is fantastic and will more than compensate for any mediocre entries.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:24 pm**

These Aren’t the Wheat Thins You’re Looking For

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:28 pm**

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:17 pm I can't come up with any right now, but "5 Leia Dip" is fantastic and will more than compensate for any mediocre entries.

Yes, fantastic pun, but who makes a 5 layer dip? 7 layers, damnit! For the first time in 20 years, I'm craving Taco Bell. The Slayer burrito was awesome.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:29 pm**

I would normally never give this advice, but you HAVE to buy Empire apples!!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm**

Ryan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:24 pm These Aren’t the Wheat Thins You’re Looking For

I think I'm going with this, but I'll change Wheat Thins to Saltines...kids fucking love Saltines.

I think mislabeling the name of an apple would be very offensive to our Swamp Apple Grower.

Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:41 pm**

EdRomero wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines

Saltinious Crumbs

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:56 am**

slice up apples of different varieties and call it the Admiral Apple(ac)-Bar

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:56 am**

competing asian recipes...or Thai-fighters?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:35 am**

Emperor Palpsaltines

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:49 am**

Ryan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:35 am Emperor Palpsaltines

Done. I should hire you

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:08 am**

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:41 pm
EdRomero wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines
Saltinious Crumbs

A fairly deep cut even amongst nerds!

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am**

Lactose Calrissian?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am**

Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight. Just don't want them to go to waste because they were a little pricey for a washed up yacht rock star in a Plymouth theater. Tickets can just be emailed so there's no worries over geography.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:11 am**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight.

Find the nearest middle-aged white woman who has been divorced three times and you should have no problem.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:13 am**

Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight. Just don't want them to go to waste because they were a little pricey for a washed up yacht rock star in a Plymouth theater. Tickets can just be emailed so there's no worries over geography.

Set up an online poll with a bunch of people who you think might like him, a bunch who most likely don't, list a few of each of their personality highlights and we will vote on it.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:50 am**

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:11 am
Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight.
Find the nearest middle-aged white woman who has been divorced three times and you should have no problem.

If he could find that, he'd have someone to go with.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:50 am**

Whenever I see this thread it reminds me of my grandfather...

"Grandpa can you help me out?"
"Sure, where did you come in?"

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:51 am**

Twitter?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:45 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:02 pm**

Aren’t you a little short to be a 5 layer dip?

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