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Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:19 pm
by Rush2112
rass wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:11 pm
blackpoo
l soccer
Perhaps we should rename the up the 'Pool thread?
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:38 am
by Gunpowder
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:51 pm
brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:39 pm
Absent more details I'm probably more or less done on this thing anyway, but I want to be clear.
If this was a high class call girl operation (e.g. Heidi Fleiss, etc.) that Kraft got caught up in I'd frankly think it was funny and definitely worthy of making digs about here, but I wouldn't be worked up about it. That's a victimless crime in my opinion.
This...is not that. Not even fucking close. You can plead ignorance of the way human traffickers operate all you want and use that to excuse Kraft as well, but it's not an excuse I'm going to buy.
There isn't a chance in hell anybody who lives in South Florida doesn't understand that these rub & tug parlors are conduits for human trafficking.
Oh and
tip of the iceberg.
I actually know virtually nothing about them. I tend to agree with Rush et. al. but also with Sancarlos that they'd be leading the firing squad against another team's executives, so I think it's hilarious that it happened to NE.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:05 am
by Ryan
The GM and new WR coach of the 49ers could pull that old WWF thing where the injured guy rolls under the ring and comes out mysteriously ready to kick ass
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:11 am
by rass
All I see in that second picture is MHK and crotch, which keeps the thread on brand, so good work.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:14 am
by rass
wha?
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:07 am
by brian
He didn't work for Barstool or else we'd have been hearing about it nonstop in this thread for years.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 1:05 pm
by rass
wha? No wait, this one sort of makes sense.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:00 pm
by Rex
Obviously a forceout by ESPN
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:48 pm
by Pruitt
And we are all winners.
Thank you Jason Witten...
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:23 pm
by Joe K
This is a hilariously clumsy segue between story teasers:
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:33 am
by Pruitt
Joe K wrote: ↑Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:23 pm
This is a hilariously clumsy segue between story teasers:
Awesome!
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:28 pm
by Johnnie
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:00 am
by Joe K
It was obvious Gurley had a significant injury issue as he’s way too good to justify the limited use against the Saints and Pats. Unfortunately, this doesn’t sound good for his future career.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:55 pm
by sancarlos
Yeah, arthritis isn't going to just go away with rest.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:03 am
by Johnnie
Also, D.K. Metcalf is the latest and greatest everything from the combine.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:26 pm
by Brontoburglar
not if you look at his three-cone and shuttle times
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:08 am
by Gunpowder
Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:00 am
It was obvious Gurley had a significant injury issue as he’s way too good to justify the limited use against the Saints and Pats. Unfortunately, this doesn’t sound good for his future career.
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:55 pm
Yeah, arthritis isn't going to just go away with rest.
I have it in my feet and while it's still there and can be quite a bitch at times, PRP injections did seem to help a bit.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:10 am
by Gunpowder
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:26 pm
not if you look at his three-cone and shuttle times
Yeah it actually makes a lot of sense as to why he wasn't more productive in college. I happen to think poor agility is what makes Bud Dupree average at best, and that would be really scary if you're gonna draft Metcalf in the top half of round 1.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:11 am
by Baloney
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:26 am
by brian
So someone is just ripping off the Andrew Luck bit now?
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:23 pm
by Rush2112
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:26 pm
not if you look at his three-cone and shuttle times
His 3 cone was a second slower than this physical specimen.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:35 pm
by Gunpowder
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:23 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:26 pm
not if you look at his three-cone and shuttle times
His 3 cone was a second slower than this physical specimen.
That is hilarious. His only real successful comp is one used for a lot of guys who bomb the combine, DeAndre Hopkins:
https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/deandre-hopkins
...but nobody has body control like Hopkins and certainly not D.K. Metcalf. Maybe it's the way he was running? The form in the 40 was strange compared to most players that run it.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:55 pm
by Brontoburglar
brian wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:26 am
So someone is just ripping off the Andrew Luck bit now?
yes. there's even a mahomes one. so lame.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:42 pm
by Johnnie
Happy Mardi Gras!
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:15 pm
by rass
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:06 pm
by Pruitt
That is truly next level idiocy with just the right amount of pandering mixed in.
What an idiot. Demi Lovato had the right idea.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:07 pm
by EdRomero
I'm ok with johnnie becoming a ref
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:26 pm
by Pruitt
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:44 am
by Johnnie
EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:07 pm
I'm ok with johnnie becoming a ref
You're welcome for my service.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:22 am
by Johnnie
Oh the memes right now.
Edit:
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:06 am
by A_B
Now seeing talks have broken down
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:21 am
by Joe K
America’s team.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:26 am
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:06 am
Now seeing talks have broken down
What are the Steelers asking?
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:31 am
by A_B
Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:44 am
EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:07 pm
I'm ok with johnnie becoming a ref
You're welcome for my service.
So ordering the post-its and scheduling a delivery is handled by delta force now?
(I KID!)
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:31 am
by A_B
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:26 am
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:06 am
Now seeing talks have broken down
What are the Steelers asking?
Steelers have to agree to move to AFC north is from Bills side, I think.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:33 am
by mister d
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:26 am
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:06 am
Now seeing talks have broken down
What are the Steelers asking?
Brown to go to Buffalo.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:35 am
by brian
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:33 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:26 am
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:06 am
Now seeing talks have broken down
What are the Steelers asking?
Brown to go to Buffalo.
Or maybe not?
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:36 am
by mister d
I was doing a joke.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:41 am
by brian
Got it. It's been confusing to keep up with this saga as it is.
Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:01 pm
by Pruitt