Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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Which is better?

Honeydew
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Cantaloupe
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Total votes: 18

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:59 pm

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:07 pm

Shit. Kiwi are fine!
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by bfj » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:26 pm

A_B wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:34 pm
If you put that in a bowl without dressing it’s very very odd at the least. You are helping to prove my point!
You are usually served a salad without dressing on it. You choose to dress your salad. It’s a salad even without the dressing, a bland one, but still a salad.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:36 pm

No they always ask what dressing I want. You people are weird.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:51 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:59 pm
But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
We just need to bomb Canada at this point. If not for the Macedonia thing, for this.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:24 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:51 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:59 pm
But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
We just need to bomb Canada at this point. If not for the Macedonia thing, for this.
Wait... the "Macedonia" thing is true. What's the issue?

And kiwi sucks.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:31 pm

What did the good people of Macedonia ever do to deserve being linked with melon-filled fruit salad in Quebec?
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnny Carwash » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:32 pm

Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:38 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:31 pm
What did the good people of Macedonia ever do to deserve being linked with melon-filled fruit salad in Quebec?
Hey - I've never met a Macedonian that I din;t like.

But then again, I have never met a Macedonian.

And further research reveals that "Macedonia" is a fruit salad in Italy and Spain.

https://memoriediangelina.com/2013/10/0 ... di-frutta/
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:17 pm

Word salad: A confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases, with dressing.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by duff » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:30 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:59 pm
But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
I like you less with each passing day.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Shirley » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:36 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:59 pm
But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
No. We can't. Kiwi is awesome. Honestly, I've never heard anyone complain about it before.

Canadians...
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:30 am

Nah, kiwi is shit.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Nonlinear FC » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:42 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:32 pm
Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.
This should be on a plaque.

Bananas and kiwi are pretty yummy on their own. Bullshit when put into a Fruit Salad (yummy yummy*).

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:44 am

This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:46 am

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:44 am
This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
Wait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Ryan » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:48 am

Kiwi good
Strawberry kiwi good
Strawberry banana good

St Louis Kiwi terrible

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:33 am

A_B wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:46 am
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:44 am
This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
Wait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.
I will not be ordering it again!
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnny Carwash » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:58 am

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Ryan » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:24 am

Yep, that guy has no melons

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Rex » Fri May 17, 2019 7:40 pm

What an abomination.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by sancarlos » Sat May 18, 2019 7:38 pm

I am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Sat May 18, 2019 8:57 pm

I could make one flip and the list would become indisputably better back to front.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat May 18, 2019 9:03 pm

Rex wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:40 pm
What an abomination.

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Just a terrible mixed fruit cup.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat May 18, 2019 9:04 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 7:38 pm
I am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon
We can all agree cherries should never appear right?
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 pm

Yeah, should never appear if someone with good taste was given a two minute head start.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by bfj » Sun May 19, 2019 8:43 am

sancarlos wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 7:38 pm

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Strawberry
Blueberries
Grape
Cherry
There we go. Much better.
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