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Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:17 am
by wlu_lax6
Brad Davis..

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 8:01 am
by wlu_lax6
I don't think this should count unless he is rocking a Rene Higuita wig and gold chains

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 7:29 am
by Sabo
Messi.


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:35 am
by govmentchedda
Two steps, BANG!

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:38 am
by wlu_lax6
Not a great goal...but nonlinear will appreciate.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:40 am
by howard
As an old keeper, that is a great goal.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:02 pm
by wlu_lax6
Not so great goal for Minnesota United..and not a way to impress English scouts

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:30 am
by wlu_lax6
Pretty impressive.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:58 pm
by wlu_lax6

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:54 pm
by Nonlinear FC
wlu_lax6 wrote:Not so great goal for Minnesota United..and not a way to impress English scouts

While I've never done this, it's a lot more common that folks might think. You wind up with that jai alai thing and think you can keep it cupped between your hand and wrist... And many times you can. Except, you know... When you can't.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:40 am
by Sabo

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:02 am
by degenerasian
How is that offside?

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:46 am
by sancarlos
degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:48 am
by BSF21
sancarlos wrote:
degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!
Does the GK count against offside? If so, that's some bullshit

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:56 am
by degenerasian
sancarlos wrote:
degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!
sure but when the ball was played (pumped forward), the forward was way onside.

http://www.9news.com/sports/high-school ... /309668669

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:42 am
by Nonlinear FC
And, in fact, if you read the caption, the play WAS ruled offside.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:05 am
by sancarlos
Nonlinear FC wrote:And, in fact, if you read the caption, the play WAS ruled offside.
Yeah, that's what Degen is talking about. He knows what was ruled, but doesn't think the guy was actually offside.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:20 pm
by Nonlinear FC
1) I'm an idiot.

b) I watched that clip 5 or 6 times. There's no possible way you can tell from that clip, one way or the other.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:40 pm
by The Sybian
Nonlinear FC wrote:
b) I watched that clip 5 or 6 times. There's no possible way you can tell from that clip, one way or the other.
Exactly. You can't see the last defender or the forward when the ball is kicked. How could you possible say he was "way onsides?" He may have held his run, but it's off camera. Either way, that goal not counting was the worst thing involving a kid named Dylan in Columbine High School history.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 8:07 pm
by wlu_lax6
nice strike but the celebration is a winner
http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/08 ... ation-card

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:02 pm
by Sabo


(H/T: Bobby Pentagonz)

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:21 pm
by degenerasian
not a goal but a sick touch. His hands don't even leave his pockets.


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:32 am
by Sabo

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:21 pm
by wlu_lax6
Nacho...

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:22 am
by Sabo

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:07 pm
by Sabo
Since we don't have an awful goals thread, I thought I'd post this here.


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:40 am
by wlu_lax6
Note the time on the clock for this game in South Africa...also solid celebration

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:13 am
by Sabo
This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).



On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:49 am
by wlu_lax6
Kuznetsov's Jockstrapper the other night was nice. 3 angles in the link below
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.co ... rice-gifs/

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:23 pm
by Pruitt
Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).



On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
Did Wycombe play an NFL fullback? The guy scoring after the terrible kick is massive.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:26 pm
by degenerasian
He's their striker! The beast!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adebayo_Akinfenwa
Akinfenwa reportedly weighs around 16 stone (101 kg) and can bench press 200 kg, almost double his own body weight.He runs a clothing label called Beast Mode On which plays on his strong man reputation.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:24 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).



On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.

Wait. Are we focused on the last kick, or the first in that clip where the goalie saves it and then slaps it into his own net?

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:03 pm
by Sabo
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).



On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.

Wait. Are we focused on the last kick, or the first in that clip where the goalie saves it and then slaps it into his own net?
The latter.

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:00 pm
by The Sybian
degenerasian wrote:He's their striker! The beast!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adebayo_Akinfenwa
Akinfenwa reportedly weighs around 16 stone (101 kg) and can bench press 200 kg, almost double his own body weight.He runs a clothing label called Beast Mode On which plays on his strong man reputation.
Is that the guy Men in Blazers interviewed, because he was the only player with 99 rated strength in FIFA 16?

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:55 am
by degenerasian
New kickoff rules. I think every game should start this way


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:53 am
by Sabo

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:07 am
by Sabo
Not a goal, but since we don't have a snooker thread, I thought I'd put it here.


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:29 am
by sancarlos
Wow, that was some perfect english on the ball!

I will always have a soft spot for snooker, because playing it was the one thing my father, my grandfather, and I would do together. They were both pretty good shooters in their day - my grandpa would scoff at the squared off pockets of a standard pool table. He said it made the game "too easy".

Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:43 pm
by Shirley
Sorry, Pruitt. But this was magnificent.


Re: The Great Goals thread

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:10 am
by Pruitt
Painful, very painful