NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

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NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

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Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:33 pm

In this case, would "you fucking Browns suck" really be considered a slur?
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:42 pm

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Ugh.
Someone who is a fan of Tomi Lahren using a racial slur? Who could have imagined!?!

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Post by rass » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:02 pm

Ugh is right.

All I'm going to say for now is that he really did just prior to the helmet swing, as that ESPN report suggests, then it's got to be on video.

Also, this thread title is great.
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Post by mister d » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:13 pm

Actually, we call him "The N-Word User" because ...
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Actually, we call him "The N-Word User" because ...
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Post by mister d » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:41 pm

Easily my favorite aspect of Spygate. Even more than it serving as a second invalidation of the Patriot dynasty.
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Thought of a "your mom" and "garbage banger" combo for the Astros cheating scandal but forgot about until now.
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Also, this thread title is great.
I regret only that I missed a hyphen.
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A_B wrote:
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Also, this thread title is great.
I regret only that I missed a hyphen.
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Post by mister d » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:58 pm

Gonna tell my kids this is Jovan Belcher.

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by sancarlos » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:28 pm

I enjoyed that. But, I bet football fans in St. Louis and San Diego really enjoyed it.
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Post by degenerasian » Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:25 pm

Godwin and Evans are having a borderline historic season as a WR duo and the Bucs might not win five games. And it's not like Jameis has to be that much better, just two turnovers a game instead of four.
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Post by brian » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:17 pm

If the Bengals aren’t careful here they might fuck up and win a game.
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:52 pm

So Mason Rudolph will probably be suspended for the rest of the season by his own team.

I must say, I am "enjoying" this Bills season - after all, the last time they were 8-3 I was still single.

But man, their games are so dull.
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Post by tennbengal » Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:12 pm

brian wrote:
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If the Bengals aren’t careful here they might fuck up and win a game.
Finley is still at QB and green still nursing his eternal injury , so , all good on the tanking front.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:06 pm

Aikman may not have kicked a field goal there, but he must not have the Cowboys +6.
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Post by EnochRoot » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:26 pm

Prescott doesn’t strike me as a particularly “special” QB.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:43 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:52 pm
So Mason Rudolph will probably be suspended for the rest of the season by his own team.

I must say, I am "enjoying" this Bills season - after all, the last time they were 8-3 I was still single.

But man, their games are so dull.
Learn to love it. Decent chance 12-4 with a win in NE gets them a bye.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:13 pm

HaulCitgo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:43 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:52 pm
So Mason Rudolph will probably be suspended for the rest of the season by his own team.

I must say, I am "enjoying" this Bills season - after all, the last time they were 8-3 I was still single.

But man, their games are so dull.
Learn to love it. Decent chance 12-4 with a win in NE gets them a bye.
Oh, I'm loving it... but the games are pretty poor.

But winning ugly is a hell of a lot better than losing close, exciting games. (Or as is usually the case with the bills, losing boring games)

And the AFC does suck, so I can dare to dream for a bit.

(Season ends @ Dallas, Baltimore, @ Pittsburgh, @ N.E., Jets.)

I'm calling 10-6.
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Post by Rush2112 » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:17 pm

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Pruitt wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:13 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:43 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:52 pm
So Mason Rudolph will probably be suspended for the rest of the season by his own team.

I must say, I am "enjoying" this Bills season - after all, the last time they were 8-3 I was still single.

But man, their games are so dull.
Learn to love it. Decent chance 12-4 with a win in NE gets them a bye.
Oh, I'm loving it... but the games are pretty poor.

But winning ugly is a hell of a lot better than losing close, exciting games. (Or as is usually the case with the bills, losing boring games)

And the AFC does suck, so I can dare to dream for a bit.

(Season ends @ Dallas, Baltimore, @ Pittsburgh, @ N.E., Jets.)

I'm calling 10-6.
I'm calling 12-4. Only loss is to NE. Cowboys are frauds and Ravens are beatable on the road.
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Post by EdRomero » Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:33 am

So there may have been one second left on the clock because a Marine tried to catch a ball on the sideline rather than letting it hit the ground and I may have said "fuck supporting the troops."

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:01 am

How DARE that military member wear his MILITARY SERVICE DRESS at a public event. I bet he dropped that football ON PURPOSE when Tom Brady called him "Mr. VanDalinda." Vindictive VanDalinda is the Deflator's handler.
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Post by EnochRoot » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:26 am

EdRomero wrote:
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So there may have been one second left on the clock because a Marine tried to catch a ball on the sideline rather than letting it hit the ground and I may have said "fuck supporting the troops."
Nah. Brady failed to take into account that of course a bystander’s going to try and catch that ball. He probably needed to take another step back before uncorking it.

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So tacky and classless.







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Post by GoodKarma » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:08 am

It's about the most Cleveland thing ever.
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Post by Rams Fanny » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:50 pm

I openly admit to being biased and full of hate where Brady/Belichek are concerned but...why the fuck didn't they trot out Folk to try a FG from the 15yd line?? It would have killed the clock make or miss. It would have padded Folk's stats and making it a 7 point outcome is hardly running up the score. On top of that it turned out to be the wrong call. And an unnecessary one.

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Post by Rush2112 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:06 pm

Bad snap, bad whatever could lead to a turnover and return. Teams will almost always run out the clock rather than try a FG in the best of weather.
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Post by Ryan » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:21 pm

Yeah field goal is a terrible play there.

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Post by L-Jam3 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:42 pm

I don't think there was anything wrong with what the Patriots did on that last play. There was 5 seconds left, and they tried to lob it up to kill those 5 seconds. It was the closest option to zero downside risk they could've done in that situation; it just didn't work as intended.

They did the same thing in Arena League (RIP) because a quarter had to end during a play and not between downs. I think Canadian football has a similar rule.
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Post by tennbengal » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:41 pm

The Ravens offense in general and their run game in particular are absolutely terrifying at this point in time.

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Post by Pruitt » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:36 pm

Holy shit!

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Post by degenerasian » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:43 pm

Jerry Jones is concerned about Garrett now? He's about a decade too late.
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