NFL Week 13 - let’s all chill and have some turducken!

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NFL Week 13 - let’s all chill and have some turducken!

Post by A_B » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:10 am

Happy turkey day!
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:28 am

Today I am thankful that I am not a Lions fan.
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Post by bfj » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:54 am

Happy Thanksgiving to almost all of you. Enjoy your day!
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Post by rass » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:36 am

Just glad I can enjoy my turduckenoala guilt free this year.
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Post by bfj » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:43 am

rass wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:36 am
Just glad I can enjoy my turduckenoala guilt free this year.
That koala looked to be medium rare in that video.
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Post by rass » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:51 am

Don’t be tempted. Those little guys get worms, so you gotta hit at least 140.
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Post by Ryan » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:33 am

#Pukealyptus

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Post by rass » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:45 am

Debbie Gibson looks pretty good!
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Post by A_B » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:46 am

Agreed
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Electric MILF*.


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Post by Pruitt » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:40 am

I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:45 am

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:40 am
I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
Bills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.

I have a teaser today Lions +9.5 and Bills +9.5
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:40 pm

I think Joe Buck is drunk already.
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:46 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:40 pm
I think Joe Buck is drunk already.
Wouldn't you be?

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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:50 pm

woah, that woke some people up. 75 yard bomb to make it 7-7
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Post by rass » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:55 pm

I’ve said this before, but the white over blue combo the Lions and Bills can both rock are two of my favorites, and both of them are fucking it up today.
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Post by Ryan » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:57 pm

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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:13 pm

Drilling someone on the kickoff should happen more often.
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Post by brian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:14 pm

He hasn’t Bloughed so far.
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Post by rass » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:17 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:13 pm
Drilling someone on the kickoff should happen more often.
Happened a couple of times in the HS I was at last week.

(the one time that team kicked off in the air it was returned for a TD (it was the home team so it was exciting))
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:30 pm

Sometimes I wonder if Jerome Boger is watching the game he's officiating.
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:53 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:45 am
Pruitt wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:40 am
I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
Bills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.

I have a teaser today Lions +9.5 and Bills +9.5
Didn't need the teaser, could have taken them at normal odds.
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Post by brian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:28 pm

FGs that hit the uprights but still go in are an underrated joy in football.
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Post by brian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:01 pm

I parlayed Bills +6.5 and the ML on Chicago and New Orleans so hoping road teams can go 3 for 3.
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:13 pm

I wonder how excited Pruitt is now?

Tonight's game is tough. Will probably take the over (49.5)
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Post by Sabo » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:21 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:45 am
Bills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.
Starting to wonder if the "Is Joe Flacco elite?" question now applies to Dak Prescott. He's made some terrible throws today, most notably that red zone pass to Elliott on fourth down.
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:12 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:13 pm
I wonder how excited Pruitt is now?
Honest to God - I feel like going out looting!!!

Fuck the Cowboys, fuck the Refs, and fuck Tony Romo trying to spin the fact that his former team just got laid to rest at home.

Last time the Bills had this record, I was single and considering proposing. That's a lifetime ago.

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Post by bfj » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:40 pm

The @Buffalo game on the schedule is a little more worrisome next week.
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Post by bfj » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:14 pm



“That’s my boy”. Funny stuff.
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Post by Pruitt » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:04 pm

Browns Head-Hunting Safety Randall Suspended for Steeler Game

Missed practice this week.

GM John Dorsey sure likes to fill a team with thugs.
This is a very, very hard team to cheer for.
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Post by Rex » Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:32 pm

The Jets have been losing this specific genre of game for as long as I can remember

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Post by degenerasian » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:34 pm

Who had the Dolphins-Bengals-Redskins parlay?

The Redskins can still win the NFC East.
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:57 pm

Well, at least I don;t have to watch a single second of any more Browns games this year.

Good lord they suck.
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Post by Rams Fanny » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:26 pm

Don’t know, just asking....when was the last (if ever) a team has beaten the previous Super Bowl participants by 17+ points?
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Post by Giff » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:26 pm

I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
Muh.

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Post by The Sybian » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:39 pm

Giff wrote:
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I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
Mine!

ETA: I'm calling Giff's team, I mean. Assuming you are bailing on Ostrom?
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Post by tennbengal » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:26 am

degenerasian wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:34 pm
Who had the Dolphins-Bengals-Redskins parlay?

The Redskins can still win the NFC East.
$100 would have brought back $6000

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Post by Giff » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:12 am

The Sybian wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:39 pm
Giff wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:26 pm
I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
Mine!

ETA: I'm calling Giff's team, I mean. Assuming you are bailing on Ostrom?
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