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Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:50 pm
by A_B
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:49 pm
Re the mayfield getting a BJ behind a Cleveland area Cheesecake Factory thing - the tweet on that calling that a Cleveland handshake made me laugh.
The one about "how about getting a 6 ON the field" was my favorite.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:57 pm
by tennbengal
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:50 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:49 pm
Re the mayfield getting a BJ behind a Cleveland area Cheesecake Factory thing - the tweet on that calling that a Cleveland handshake made me laugh.
The one about "how about getting a 6 ON the field" was my favorite.
Heh.
Feels like they need to cut another Progressive commercial.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:22 pm
by Gunpowder
Lamar Jackson got the 1-2 read BS in college even though it was demonstrably not true.
Jacob Eason has a major flaw to me and that is that he is an actual 1-2 read QB, yet you'll probably never hear that critique of him one single time.
Other than that I think he's easily the second-best QB in this draft and arguably the best but that is such a major flaw that it might sink him by itself.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:58 am
by A_B
I don't mind the new CBA (It's not MY brain!) but I think one tweak should be: instead of capping it at $250k/extra week of prorated salary, I think everyone should get $250 for that week. It doesn't hurt the top guys, but it hugely helps the little guys on the back end. And would probably be cheaper than prorated for everyone. The $250k cap is basically agreed upon salary depression, but I think youd have the guys making 30 mil buy in if it went to the little guys.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:20 am
by mister d
Why is a proposal this ridiculous even being allowed to get off the ground? "We want another game and also everyone making more than $4MM per will be playing for less than before" should be a non-starter.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:23 am
by Giff
JJ agrees.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:42 am
by L-Jam3
Another thing is how asinine a 17-game season would be. Half the teams in the league in any given year would be stuck playing an extra road game. Even if it's alternated, and even if they initially do it by a random draw (which I guess would be fair in the sense that it wouldn't be arbitrary), that's gifting half the teams in the league having a built-in advantage.
I can't even see if they try to make it 16 neutral-site games every year. Is there really that much of a worlwide market for football? I sure wouldn't think so.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:50 am
by A_B
I also assumed the extra games would be neutral for every team. So the Bengals play a game in LSU Tiger stadium next year, for example against Houston from not far away. (I obviously haven't looked for the schedule just playing hypothetical). I'd say keep them more in the US than abroad. You have a decent game in Lousiville? I might go.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:18 pm
by A_B
Hoo boy. Burrow's hand measured at smallest first round talent since 2008. I'm sure Bengals twitter will handle this appropriately.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:31 pm
by govmentchedda
Makes his dick look bigger.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:24 pm
by tennbengal
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:18 pm
Hoo boy. Burrow's hand measured at smallest first round talent since 2008. I'm sure Bengals twitter will handle this appropriately.
We’re mostly pleased because it should stop the “he’s gonna pull an Eli” narrative.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:01 pm
by mister d
If I'm doing this right, I have the exact same hand size.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:02 pm
by mister d
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:01 pm
If I'm doing this right, I have the exact same ...d size.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:06 pm
by tennbengal
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:01 pm
If I'm doing this right, I have the exact same hand size.
Wait a minute...are you Joe Burrow?
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:07 pm
by tennbengal
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:24 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:18 pm
Hoo boy. Burrow's hand measured at smallest first round talent since 2008. I'm sure Bengals twitter will handle this appropriately.
We’re mostly pleased because it should stop the “he’s gonna pull an Eli” narrative.
Update based on twitter...apparently not.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:11 pm
by mister d
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:06 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:01 pm
If I'm doing this right, I have the exact same hand size.
Wait a minute...are you Joe Burrow?
I just checked again and I'm actually slightly over, maybe +3/16. I need someone else to do this and let me know if I have weirdly large hands, he has super small hands (at 6'3) or if I'm measuring wrong.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:23 pm
by A_B
I’m six three and I measured at one tick under 9. I believe myself to have small hands. That’s my throwing hand. Off hand is two ticks over nine.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:39 pm
by Pruitt
I'm 5' 10" and left hand is 11 inches, right is 10.75"
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:41 pm
by Joe K
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:48 pm
by mister d
Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:39 pm
I'm 5' 10" and left hand is 11 inches, right is 10.75"
Sure you didn't a ruleur with millimeters? You'd be, by far, the biggest among QBs.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:49 pm
by tennbengal
Joe K wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:41 pm
He’s hilarious. I can’t wait to root for him.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:16 pm
by A_B
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:48 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:39 pm
I'm 5' 10" and left hand is 11 inches, right is 10.75"
Sure you didn't a ruleur with millimeters? You'd be, by far, the biggest among QBs.
Those are some meat hooks.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:36 pm
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:16 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:48 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:39 pm
I'm 5' 10" and left hand is 11 inches, right is 10.75"
Sure you didn't a ruleur with millimeters? You'd be, by far, the biggest among QBs.
Those are some meat hooks.
Maybe I didn't measure properly.
I did it with fingers spread out measuring thump tip to pinkie tip.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:07 pm
by mister d
Proper approach but still seems crazy? Kawhi has freak hands and he’s 11.25”.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:25 pm
by Pruitt
I knew my hands were big, but I didn't realize they're freakish...
- Hand.jpg (90.78 KiB) Viewed 2011 times
ETA: Paper is 11", so I guess I'm at 10.5" or so. (Previous measurement was done with a ruler on the computer. My son has misplaced both tape measures...)
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:08 am
by A_B
Yeah that's a pretty large hand.
this illustration is hilarious:
- Screen Shot 2020-02-25 at 8.08.22 AM.png (186.05 KiB) Viewed 1997 times
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:14 am
by mister d
Would have lost decent money on “started measuring at the 1” or something. We need TT to weigh in here.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:29 am
by rass
His hand might be big, but his pinky also appears to be more flexible than some of Johnnie's internet "girlfriends".
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:26 am
by A_B
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:49 pm
Joe K wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:41 pm
He’s hilarious. I can’t wait to root for him.
Bengal enjoying the Burrow news today on twitter!
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:48 am
by Brontoburglar
ha I was just about to come here and tell TB to keep tweeting through it
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:59 am
by tennbengal
Yeah, I've saved a few receipts. Might end up blocked shortly from a few national accounts. Florio can fuck himself.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:13 am
by Pruitt
mister d wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:14 am
Would have lost decent money on “started measuring at the 1” or something. We need TT to weigh in here.
Maybe from typing all day? (Or at least when I am supposed to be working.)
Not to go on about it, but I am ridiculously excited to learn that I have bigger hands than some NFL QBs.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:17 am
by mister d
Closer to "all" I think.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:24 am
by Ryan
You have bigger hands than some bears. Lowercase.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:39 am
by DSafetyGuy
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:08 am
Yeah that's a pretty large hand.
this illustration is hilarious:
Screen Shot 2020-02-25 at 8.08.22 AM.png
Hopefully, he's a better leader than Robin.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:43 am
by Joe K
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:07 pm
Proper approach but still seems crazy? Kawhi has freak hands and he’s 11.25”.
Boban’s hands are apparently 12” even. Bengals should sign him.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:44 am
by Pruitt
Ryan wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:24 am
You have bigger hands than some bears. Lowercase.
So my dick isn't small after all!
A life changing moment...
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:50 am
by A_B
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:07 pm
Proper approach but still seems crazy? Kawhi has freak hands and he’s 11.25”.
So apparently the NBA measures it differently. From wrist to tip of middle finger.
Do that exercise to make yourself puny compared to Kawhi.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:18 am
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:50 am
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:07 pm
Proper approach but still seems crazy? Kawhi has freak hands and he’s 11.25”.
So apparently the NBA measures it differently. From wrist to tip of middle finger.
Do that exercise to make yourself puny compared to Kawhi.
Yeah - I actually just did that. Jesus, it's kind of scary.
Re: NFL Off-season 2020
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 11:04 am
by Johnnie
This is great.