Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

Okay . . . let's try this again.

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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by mister d » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:32 am

You should set up a twitter account so its like soccer tourney draws.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:36 am

If I could find a French guy, a Swampcrash legend from 2011, and a female celebrity, I'd stream it.

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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by Sabo » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:40 am

Ryan wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:36 am
If I could find a French guy, a Swampcrash legend from 2011, and a female celebrity, I'd stream it.
I can call Diamond real quick so he can fill the second role.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by BSF21 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:11 am

Let's goooo.

I'll try and get some questions in in the next few days.

Thanks as always man, this is one of the highlights of my week when you put it on.
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Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:07 am

OK, first I took the average weekly scores of everyone who has played in the last 3 NFL Swampcrashes and found the 8 best ones among this year's players. Then I randomized them and put them in list order into the divisions
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Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 am

Then randomized a list of everyone else and filled them in to the rest of the slots in list order:

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Post by A_B » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 am

WHOA. POT 1!
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Post by Gunpowder » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:18 am

Go fuck yourself Ryan.

Alright setting our eyes on the Wild Card...
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Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:19 am

Finally, assigned the random list of teams. (Got one legit match, right?)
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Post by Sabo » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:20 am

Ryan wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:19 am
Finally, assigned the random list of teams. (Got one legit match, right?)

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I'll pay you real money if you assign Jerloma to the Seahawks.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:20 am

We can't trade teams, right Brian? Fuck it. I can be Stafford. Always thought he was grossly underappreciated.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:23 am

A_B wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 am
WHOA. POT 1!
I think I'm Panama.
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Post by bfj » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:30 am

I’m in the first year of a rebuilding process so...
Literally and figuratively.
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Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:31 am

Added the rankings in parenthesis (this is just the rank among the 32 playing this year). An N/A means I didn't have you on the list from the last 3 games, or you changed handles and I forgot, or I just missed it.

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Post by Ryan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:32 am

And with that, we can get started when the questions come in. I don't have specific Swampers slotted in specific weeks yet, but I can do that soon and figure out who's on the hook for Week 1, 2, etc and maybe piecemeal it together as we go.

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Post by tennbengal » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:19 pm

This is a good day.

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Post by BSF21 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:34 pm

Neat: I got my real team in my real division.

Not neat: fucking Diamond.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:04 pm

Yeah, I feel like I'll help round things out, though. I remember not being terribly good at this the one time I played.

That was before it got all serious and shit.
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Post by bfj » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:17 pm

BSF21 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:34 pm
...fuck...Diamond.
Damn. You gonna take that shit, Diamond?
Enjoy every sandwich.

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Post by Pruitt » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:50 pm

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Post by Giff » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:06 pm

I'll take the town where I was married in one of its suburbs.
Muh.

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Post by BSF21 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:47 pm

We're gonna need a QB.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by brian » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:50 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:20 am
We can't trade teams, right Brian? Fuck it. I can be Stafford. Always thought he was grossly underappreciated.
I'll keep the team that's actually won something in my lifetime.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - TEAM DRAW THIS MORNING

Post by The Sybian » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:59 pm

A_B wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 am
WHOA. POT 1!
AB is clearly the host country in this tournament.
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Post by A_B » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:59 pm
A_B wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 am
WHOA. POT 1!
AB is clearly the host country in this tournament.
Harsh. But fair.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

Post by Ryan » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:04 am

Emails just went out to the people who are on the hook for questions during the first four weeks. Check whatever accounts you've used in the past for Swampcrash just in case.

Still waiting on addresses from Rex, Zipper, and HaulCitgo - I sent a pm a couple days ago but now I see they're stuck in the outbox.

Preseason week coming next Monday just to test things out.

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Post by rass » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:22 am

Mother shitter...
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Post by Ryan » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:26 am

I front-loaded it with people I trust. Whoops.

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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

Post by mister d » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:48 am

Dammit.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:17 am

Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
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Post by brian » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:28 am

I'll get them sent by EOD.
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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

Post by Ryan » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:34 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:17 am
Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
Did not get

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Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:38 am

Ryan wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:34 am
L-Jam3 wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:17 am
Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
Did not get
Whoops. Forgot the "T". Some dude is going to be really confused.
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Post by BSF21 » Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:25 pm

Will have to you by Friyay
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Post by rass » Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:18 am

Questions written, researched and submitted.
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Post by Ryan » Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:34 am

That now makes 3 questions I've gotten that basically mirror ones I already planned on for myself. You guys are getting good.

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Post by rass » Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:56 am

sorry/thanks?
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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:13 pm

I'm here. Owe an email. Will submit questions promptly. Not due yet right. Good to see a couple.

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Re: Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

Post by Ryan » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:45 pm

Yeah if you want to wait until my preseason week to see what its like, that’s fine

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