Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

[brian]

So sorry, Steve.

[Shirley]

Jesus. That's a hell of a story. Really sorry for you and your family, Steve. Hope it was a bit cathartic to type it all out, at least.

[The Sybian]

Thoughts are with you Steve, that’s a fuckton on your plate.

[DSafetyGuy]

It was a good 2.5 year run.

It was a good almost eight-month run. Thanks, Florida.

If I have to be this kind of statistical anomaly, why can't it take the form of Powerball?

[rass]

Wow, Florida Covid. Fancy. Hope you’re better soon.

[DSafetyGuy]

Wow, Florida Covid. Fancy. Hope you’re better soon.

Florida had to re-assert its dominance over Ohio.

Had I known after my first bout, I would have been able use the Florida v. Ohio thread.

And, no, I'm not interested in trying to break the tie.

[mister d]

You know how to fight Florida Covid? Stand your ground!!!

[Steve of phpBB]

You know how to fight Florida Covid? Stand your ground!!!

Just imagine the carnage if the Stand-Your-Ground types believed Covid was real.

[P.D.X.]

I had Colorado Covid a few weeks back, which basically involves gummy-ing yourself into a fugue state and watching movies for a week.

[rass]

Cross post to Florida/Ohio and the bathroom etiquette threads

[sancarlos]

New Covid booster shot coming to a clinic near you!

[rass]

The 'vid is burning its way through my wife's office, and they've gone back to masking up while inside.

[A_B]

I have a dinner with 2000 of my closest associates tonight. I may hold my breath the entire time.

[Nonlinear FC]

Ah, yeah, so... My 3+ year run of not getting this thing came to an end a few weeks ago. Multiple flights (Chicago and Denver) and must've picked it up on one of those.

Felt like complete butt on Day 1 (really weak, feverish) but by Day 3 and 4, almost completely over it.