Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:41 pm

Wade Garrett is basically on vacation doing this shit.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:41 pm

Viva la revolucion!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:42 pm

Dalton is invited to high-level civic city planning meetings now.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:42 pm

Holy shit Mike Holmgren with the cameo

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:42 pm

"Wesley wants to put a little something down on a new car."

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:42 pm

As the jeep pulls up, you can see a sign for the on-ramp for CA-134 to Ventura.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:43 pm

Did they digitally edit MAGA hats in this movie?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:43 pm

Getting pretty cartoonish there with the monster truck.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:43 pm

You don't see too many monster trucks in movies any more. We're poorer for that.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:43 pm

As the jeep pulls up, you can see a sign for the on-ramp for CA-134 to Ventura.

ETA: And then, later, a sign with distances and arrows to Los Angeles and Bakersfield.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:43 pm

Graaaaave Diggerrrrr
When you dig my graaaaaave
Could you make it shalllowwwwww
So that I can feeeel, whatitsliketodrivethroughaforddealership

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm

Chekhov’s monster truck

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm

The comedy bits in this movie are the only thing that work on the level they're supposed to.

"You got insurance, don't ya?"

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm Chekhov’s monster truck

[+] spoiler: Same thing with the Benz.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:45 pm

Dalton. What a dipshit. There's a guy like Wesley in every town in America. Don't take it personally. Move to Bakersfield.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:45 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm The comedy bits in this movie are the only thing that work on the level they're supposed to.

"You got insurance, don't ya?"

I kind of think this movie is better than it gets credit for? It still respects its viewers' intelligence more than most movies nowadays.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:46 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:45 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm The comedy bits in this movie are the only thing that work on the level they're supposed to.

"You got insurance, don't ya?"
I kind of think this movie is better than it gets credit for? It still respects its viewers' intelligence more than most movies nowadays?

That's a sad state of affairs, but you're probably right.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:47 pm

Kelly Lynch still sucks.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:47 pm

This is Kelly Lynch's Talia Shire moment.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:48 pm

Is Dalton his first name or his last name? Is she not on first-name terms with a dude who boned her?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:48 pm

If we're keeping score in this movie, it's basically like Wesley 28, Dalton 7 at this point.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:48 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:48 pm If we're keeping score in this movie, it's basically like Wesley 28, Dalton 7 at this point.

I smell comeback!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:49 pm

Out of context MacGruber!

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:49 pm

Hey Wesley, how about bombing the building the guy you want to kill would actually be in?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:49 pm

The "stop and laugh maniacally" move respects its viewers' intelligence?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:49 pm

This is one of the worst scripted (by lines) fights in movie history from "You are such an asshole." to "I used to fuck guys like you in prison."

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:50 pm

Still unsure how sleeveless denim didn't take off.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:50 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:49 pm The "stop and laugh maniacally" move respects its viewers' intelligence?

That's about the hundredth time we've seen somebody doing the evil cackle.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:51 pm

You eat shit for breakfast?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:51 pm

I used to think there was no possible comeback to the line, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" but I think I found it:

[+] spoiler: "So did I."

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:51 pm

WHAT DOES 'I USED TO FUCK GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON' MEAN?

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:51 pm

Dirftwood! My only weakness!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:51 pm

THROAT RIP MANUEVER UNLOCKED!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:52 pm

Roll with it

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:52 pm

Throat rip!

Second only to the eyeball pluck from Kill Bill.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:52 pm

Oh wait homegirl is now upset he killed someone??

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:53 pm

"Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh."

(Funniest bit from that Muppets reboot movie.)

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:53 pm

The soundtrack and Jimmy's body floating across the water evokes "Friday the 13th" or the like.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:53 pm

This is some absolute evil shit from Wesley here and I respect the movie for going here.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:54 pm

Gazzara is such a good actor that if you told me he got nominated for an Oscar for this movie I could believe it.