Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm

He does convince me he's an insatiable letch though.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm Did they update the exterior? Looks like a chain restaurant in the suburbs.

AppleD’s

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm Did they update the exterior? Looks like a chain restaurant in the suburbs.
AppleD’s

Your avatar?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm Double Douche can only ever be said by Sam Elliott. New law.
I was once told by a wise man that law did not exist if one was consuming the claw.

Hard to argue with that legal logic. Overturned.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm He does convince me he's an insatiable letch though.

Such great hair though

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 pm

So she goes to rub one out, right?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm

[+] spoiler: Elizabeth liking him so much is the scene establishing that he's gonna die.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm

There is something exceptionally invigorating drinking in a breakfast establishment at 7 a.m. after having not slept the night before. I don't do it as much as I used to, but it's hard not to accidentally sometimes in Vegas.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 pm So she goes to rub one out, right?

I almost am.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm

Wade is a bit of a philosopher, himself. So many thoughtful bouncers

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm

Entirely too many brain cells to have an ass like that. Only line cut from my wedding vows...

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:32 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm He does convince me he's an insatiable letch though.
Such great hair though

I was going to say that. I would kill for that hair and stubble. Respect.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:32 pm

Dalton being haunted by some dude he killed in the line of duty almost makes me think this was originally a script about a cop or something.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:32 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:31 pm
[+] spoiler
Elizabeth liking him so much is the scene establishing that he's gonna die.

[+] spoiler: Plus his sleep when I'm dead line.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:33 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:32 pm Dalton being haunted by some dude he killed in the line of duty almost makes me think this was originally a script about a cop or something.

"Bouncer Cop". Coming to theaters this May.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:33 pm

Studio exec: "Love the script. Way too many movies about cops now though. What else you got?"

Writer: "What if he's a bouncer?"

SE: "SOLD!"

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:33 pm

I nominate next of kin.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:34 pm

BRAD WESLEY MEANS BUSINESS, YOU GUYS!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:34 pm

Wait, Jeff Healey is blind!?! ;-)

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:34 pm

So, it's a remarkably fast spreading fire or whatever bouncer was outside didn't notice it.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:35 pm

An absolute all-time WTF scene here, you guys. All-timer.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:35 pm

Brad Wesley would own MAGA hats today.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:35 pm

Stupid pet peeve but I can't stand when every movie ever pretends like overpressure waves don't exist.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:35 pm

Hey, remember when you could say "faggot" as a random insult?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:35 pm

How was Brad Wesley's crew not just automatically 86ed at the door already before this scene? How fucking smart is Dalton supposed to be?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:36 pm

Boobs.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:36 pm

Damn now I regret rubbing one out during Swayze's tai chi scene.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:37 pm

She's wearing two very nice doilies.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:37 pm

My brother says hi via email.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:38 pm

Woman tossing her discarded clothes over a guys face was totally an 80s thing.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:38 pm

Jesus, this guy again. I forgot about this scene. For such a supposed badass, he sure does lose to Dalton a lot.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:38 pm

Why did Wesley give a fuck about Elizabeth, again?

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:38 pm

Cross earrings. He's just here to spread the good word.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:39 pm

So what happened to "take it outside"?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:39 pm

Pole vault!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:39 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:38 pm Why did Wesley give a fuck about Elizabeth, again?

He's just sweet on her. Nothing more prosaic than that.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:39 pm

It's been true for a hundred years - guys in movie fights can take a million punches.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:39 pm

You know, this bar has too much stripping woman, how about a Tae-Kwon-Do weapons demo by the guy who can't run 3 balls on a bar box back there?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:40 pm

This movie helps you really understand Richard Jewell 's redemption arc.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:40 pm

That's an awesome man bun.