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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:38 pm
by brian
Also not even mentioned. Why is the "entertainment director" giving instructions to the gaming floor?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:38 pm
by mister d
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:31 pmI mean, I hope ...t...o ... do... a rail off a dude's erect cock.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
by DSafetyGuy
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
by brian
I was literally pounding my desk with my fist laughing out loud.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
by DSafetyGuy
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
And there's one other thing coming up that I know about.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm
by brian
I have an MBA it's no big deal.
Pretty sure anyone in management of a Vegas casino at his age would have to have an MBA (in the 90s. In the mid-80s or earlier could be mobbed up).
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Totally reasonable response to saying "fuck" to her kid.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:42 pm
by Johnny Carwash
"Hi Al, I forgive you now for making me suck your dick all the time."
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by tennbengal
I mean, holy hell, this is supposed to be the feel good nostalgic part? What the fuck?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by brian
I want to figure out a way to inject his movie into my veins. (I feel the same way about The Room by the way.)
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by DSafetyGuy
I will now end every conversation with, "Must be weird not having anybody come on you."
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by tennbengal
Oh, he ruined it, so close.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:44 pm
by brian
There is literally no time of the night (pre-COViD-19) where you could drive with that little traffic on the Strip.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:44 pm
by brian
Classy bachelor pad.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm
by DSafetyGuy
What was the waxing line item in the budget?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm
by brian
"Fuck me under the puking dolphin!"
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm
by Johnny Carwash
I hadn't seen this movie before but remember hearing there was a rumor that the original plan was for McLachlan's character to be frontally nude with a CGI dong.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:46 pm
by brian
NC-17 starting to make a little more sense tbh.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm
by DSafetyGuy
There we go. That's the good stuff.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm
by brian
So I get she's fucking MacLachlan here because she's attracted to him, not because she's getting paid to and I'm honestly not a slut-shamer, but what in the fuck is the objection to icing down your nipples?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm
by tennbengal
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm
There we go. That's the good stuff.
And, we've got thrashing!
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm
by Johnny Carwash
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm
by brian
Wait, she does coke now?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
by brian
It's honestly a weird point in Vegas' favor that all of these places consented to have their brands associated with this movie.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
by brian
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
by brian
I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
by tennbengal
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
It's...it's just so bad.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
by DSafetyGuy
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
by brian
Oh, she's fucking her way to the top now?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
by brian
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
by tennbengal
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.
LA Law and Dharma and Greg. This was in-between for Rachins.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
by brian
So I've not seen this, but there's gotta be a three-way between these three right?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm
by brian
She's being iced out by those basic, jealous bitches.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm
by DSafetyGuy
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.
There's not even another candidate.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm
by brian
Are these Checkov's nails here?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm
by brian
My spelling's for shit btw. Apologies.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Berkeley has made a very quick change from completely naive to remarkably savvy.... until getting played here.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm
by brian
I'm just spitballing here, but I would bet a lot of money that Esterhaus has a nail fetish.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:55 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Yeah, this might literally be the worst big-budget movie I've ever seen. For all I had heard, didn't think it would actually be this bad.