Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - The Room (2003), Thursday, April 30, 9 PM ET

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:19 pm

First sex scene over.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:19 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:18 pm That scene is already imprinted into my mind. Like a flower petal on a zaftig woman's back.

Yeah, on subsequent viewings you guys can FF through the sex scenes and not lose any enjoyment of the movie.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:20 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:19 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:18 pm That scene is already imprinted into my mind. Like a flower petal on a zaftig woman's back.
Yeah, on subsequent viewings you guys can FF through the sex scenes and not lose any enjoyment of the movie.

But I think first time you gotta watch the whole thing as TW intended.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:20 pm

My life will never be the same.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:20 pm

Bitch is going to roll over on those thorns.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:21 pm

He loves his ass

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:22 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:18 pm That scene is already imprinted into my mind. Like a flower petal on a zaftig woman's back.

Haha

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:22 pm

Tommy not a fan of the Bechdel test apparently.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:22 pm

Edna Garrett says what?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Hey I'm going to come over and dominate the conversation for 75 seconds. Bye!

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:24 pm

Waiting for a Rice-A-Roni insert shot.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:25 pm

This dude is the guy who wrote the book, no?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:27 pm

Second sex scene starting.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:28 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:25 pm This dude is the guy who wrote the book, no?

Correct.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:28 pm

So basically softcore porn but with worse dialogue and less-clear shots of boobs.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:29 pm

The only mistake people watching this movie make at this point is assuming this is just a barely-competent D-level sexual thriller.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:29 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:27 pm Second sex scene starting.

I don't believe you.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:30 pm

Second sex scene over.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:30 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:28 pm So basically softcore porn but with worse dialogue and less-clear shots of boobs.

Yeah, no. Just wait.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:31 pm

So it's called "The Room" because 98% of the run time is one location?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:31 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:28 pm So basically softcore porn but with worse dialogue and less-clear shots of boobs.

If that were the case this movie would not be so popular.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:32 pm

The pizza order cemented her status as the villain.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:32 pm

Flower shop scene was great!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:33 pm

The pizza order was the best acting so far.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:33 pm

Her hair looks longer?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:34 pm

Vodka and California tap water, my favorite.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:35 pm

Mixing scotch and vodka, as one does.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:36 pm

Third sex scene starting.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:36 pm

Lisa's right boob getting a lot more screen time than the left.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:37 pm

Third sex scene over.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:38 pm

It’s clear that the MacGruber sex scenes were heavily influenced by this movie.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:40 pm

Take a hint mom

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:40 pm

Are we on the roof yet?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:40 pm

I legitimately don't know if YouTube counts this as a sex scene, but it's kind of integral to how fucked up this movie is.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm

Did I miss something, or is there absolutely not explanation who these people are?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm

No, not on roof yet. The weird scene with the people we don't know yet in Johnny's house.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm

Or is that guy GPJ?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:42 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm Did I miss something, or is there absolutely not explanation who these people are?

You need to set aside all preconceptions of what a "movie" is.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:43 pm

Who the fuck still borrows flour from neighbors? Is it the 1940s?

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:43 pm

There's a philosophy I have where Lisa's mom is the only person in this movie whose actions make sense.