Twitter:The New Batch

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Pretty borked right now.
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Friend of yours, AB?
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1)No
2)He isn't entirely wrong if he's actually in Kentucky
3)You don't fuck with another man's (person's) vehicle.
4)You just don't do it
5)It's against the rules.
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Smart of him to do it on the one brand of car that has video cams running 24/7.
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govmentchedda wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:51 pm Smart of him to do it on the one brand of car that has video cams running 24/7.
6)It's still Kentucky, so "smart" is relative
7)I had no idea it filmed at all...that's a pretty slick feature
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A_B wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:55 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:51 pm Smart of him to do it on the one brand of car that has video cams running 24/7.
6)It's still Kentucky, so "smart" is relative
7)I had no idea it filmed at all...that's a pretty slick feature
Pretty sure you can turn it off (and save a miniscule amount of battery life), but I'm also pretty sure it's default is to run around the clock.
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A_B wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:41 pm 1)No
2)He isn't entirely wrong if he's actually in Kentucky
3)You don't fuck with another man's (person's) vehicle.
4)You just don't do it
5)It's against the rules.
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mister d wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:04 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:41 pm 1)No
2)He isn't entirely wrong if he's actually in Kentucky
3)You don't fuck with another man's (person's) vehicle.
4)You just don't do it
5)It's against the rules.
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Almost certainly not since it's apparent you hadn't seen pulp fiction at the time.
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I think I saw it in college, so part way through. And it wouldn't have stopped turning a "LOSING SUCKS" sticker into "LOSING SOCKS" with whiteout.
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There are some mildly entertaining (and kind of disturbing) YouTube channels geared around Tesla cameras always being on and capturing random shit.

A lot of the random = People keying or otherwise vandalizing Tesla's because durr.
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I know it's wrong to beat the everliving shit out of someone - especially if the person is old, but that old dude deserves the everliving shit beaten out of him and have a sticker slapped on him that says "your medical care is powered by socialism."
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Buddy will run for the state legislature on that alone.
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I know that coal is used to generate the majority of electricity in Kentucky, but in California, almost none of our electricity is generated by either coal or oil.
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Do I post this here or in the House of the Dragon thread?

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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Interesting thread.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I thought we had a local news thread, but I couldn't find it. (Calling, Rass).

Anyway, found on Twitter so I'll put it here.

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sancarlos wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:21 pm
I was ready to say that the dude did it himself, but the account hasn't posted in 4 days which make me think it is actually hacked.
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Reaper wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:02 am I thought we had a local news thread, but I couldn't find it. (Calling, Rass).

Anyway, found on Twitter so I'll put it here.

That’s genuinely hilarious
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She seems nice
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Is she one of the Raleigh Dildo Huge Tits clan originally or did she marry in?
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A_B wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:44 am Is she one of the Raleigh Dildo Huge Tits clan originally or did she marry in?
Step daughter
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Pick a lane.
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I'm afraid to look up the nsfw acronym.
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May have just forgotten the 'a'.
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Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:48 am
A_B wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:44 am Is she one of the Raleigh Dildo Huge Tits clan originally or did she marry in?
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This is awesome.
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That is great.
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ok NOW my following tab is fucked.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Twitter's logo is a Doge for me. Assume it's something stupid they can't figure out how to fix.
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Ryan wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:06 pm ok NOW my following tab is fucked.
no idea why they thought it was a good idea to take away the identifying message of who retweeted something into your feed
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Brontoburglar wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:24 pm
Ryan wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:06 pm ok NOW my following tab is fucked.
no idea why they thought it was a good idea to take away the identifying message of who retweeted something into your feed
Ah...this explains a lot.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:24 pm
Ryan wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:06 pm ok NOW my following tab is fucked.
no idea why they thought it was a good idea to take away the identifying message of who retweeted something into your feed
Because you’d know who to unfollow rather than settling in.
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that doesn't make sense
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Why not? If someone was constantly retweeting nonsense into your timeline before, didn’t you just unfollow?
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mister d wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:38 am Why not? If someone was constantly retweeting nonsense into your timeline before, didn’t you just unfollow?
If they retweet nonsense but you’re okay with their own tweets, there’s the “turn off retweets” option.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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there's also the downside of simply using twitter less rather than unfollowing people, which is obviously way worse for twitter itself
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