If you have any questions about Carolla, look who he's running with.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:15 am
by Johnnie
Vernon Maxwell is awesome.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:05 pm
by Steve of phpBB
So, this couple has been part of Cubs twitter for years, we’re all mutual followers of each other. They got engaged a couple days ago and the dude posted this.
It’s now totally blown up. RT’d by Meghan McCain and Jake Tapper. (And assholes popping up to insult both of their looks of course.)
Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:41 pm
This is too good.
Context: Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion released a new track and it's kinda viral at the moment. Nothing you haven't heard before from female rappers, but it looks like Little Ben is hitting puberty all of a sudden.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:16 am
by sancarlos
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:03 am
by Johnnie
Every time I'd go into a Barnes and Noble I feel like I was being followed by this chick's books. And every time I'd look at who I was with (wife/friends) and just say in the sassiest voice "GIRL WASH YO' FACE!" And later when her second book came out I'd also say "GIRL STOP APOLOGIZIN'!"
So needless to say I'm shocked (SHOCKED!) that she's as batshit as I figured she'd be.
Ever notice that obese people tend to have really solid calf muscles?
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:22 pm
by A_B
As a white personal inbred to admit I bought twenty bucks of gas today without being fully empty. I’m sorry.
ETA: so my phone autocorrected but it’s too good not to leave for posterity.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 3:57 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 6:35 pm
by sancarlos
I can't decide if he is self-aware with a sense of humor, or if he is amazingly lacking in self-awareness and desperate for attention.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 7:52 pm
by Johnnie
In the earlier days of Pardon My Take they'd end every episode by prank calling him and saying "Suck my dick, Lenny" and hanging up on him.
It was funny, but then as the podcast gained traction regular folks would see Lenny in public and harass him so they stopped.
All that to say, Dykstra seemed completely unaware of everything and didn't sound completely grounded in reality over anything. Like learning disability mixed with heavy drug usage disconnection. It's actually kinda sad.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 8:43 pm
by mister d
Secondhand knowledge would confirm the drugs plus not all that smart to begin with theory.
Turns out Jon Heyman has blocked me. Proud of that one.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:23 am
by DaveInSeattle
Great thread....
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:37 pm
by sancarlos
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:49 pm
by Johnnie
What a baited topic to even bitch about.
HURR DURR DAE WAR WITH THE YOUTH.
We don't do massive invasions like that anymore because we utilize air and sea to set up the ground.
Technology dictates that we can have more precision targets hit with less casualties, military & civilian. It's why we can maintain global operations right now in many different areas simultaneously.
Etc, etc...
This MILLENNIAL hits retirement eligiblity in 3 months much to the chagrin of Boomer fucks like that Twitter user.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:52 am
by Pruitt
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:09 am
by A_B
Talk about shooting the lights out.
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:18 pm
by Pruitt
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:46 pm
by Johnnie
Even when I was younger I couldn't handle spinning rides. And when I watch videos of them I get nauseous as a default.
But roller coasters are great. As long as they aren't spinning.