Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:02 pm
I don't have a baby, but I know where to get one.Square Rob wrote:I would totally punch a baby in the mouth for a Klondike bar right now.
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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I don't have a baby, but I know where to get one.Square Rob wrote:I would totally punch a baby in the mouth for a Klondike bar right now.
I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregnancy or STD. Imagine going through life raising a kid who was the result of a condom recall. How often, in moments of anger, does that thought run through your head?rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
Scissors marks?rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
The visual of this made me giggle.Scottie wrote:Unplanned pregnancies are a minor annoyance (for a male) as abortions are cheap, you remain emotionally unaffected, but you still have the hassle of driving the female to a clinic and waiting around quietly hoping the place doesn't get bombed.
Hey, man. Appropriate words are my style. Like . . . onomatopoeia.howard wrote:heh heh, heh heh, heheheh. he said "crevasse"
I spent part of this afternoon blowing up balloons with the kids. They were meant to be water balloons, and a lot of them popped. The similarity never crossed my mind.Scottie wrote:This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).
i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above.Scottie wrote:A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p ... =Main_Page" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
You may want to keep editing. It's Salma.cerrano wrote:i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above.Scottie wrote:A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
eta: wrong name
Just to show how much bigger NYC's is than all the rest?Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
The subway one? Yeah, that one didn't do it for me.Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
That is fantastic. No idea that existed. Thanks.testy boxcar wrote:http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p ... =Main_Page" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
Heh.brian wrote:You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
clap clapmister d wrote:[rushes to find the irony thread]brian wrote:You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.
aka Bobby FiveSidesJohnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
Mr. D is apparently as bad at reading comprehension as he is at humor.sancarlos wrote: clap clap
Ohhh. Gotcha. Thanks.brian wrote:aka Bobby FiveSidesJohnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
This is going to a fun week or two (and hopefully no more than that). At least I'll get to work on my Lando impression. In fact...rass wrote:I spent part of this afternoon blowing up balloons with the kids. They were meant to be water balloons, and a lot of them popped. The similarity never crossed my mind.Scottie wrote:This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).
I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy, but every time I read about them, even the "they aren't so bad stories, I get scared off. Ugh.
Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped.kranepool wrote:Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Welp, see ya later!
It's all part of our master plan.Johnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
You need to work on your linking. You linked to "most recent" xkcd, and not "April 8th's" xkcd. So I'm trying to decipher "Adobe update" xkcd, instead of "supersubway map" xkcd.Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
I've seen the picture (while eating kabobs), I can still hear the screaming.rass wrote:To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped.kranepool wrote:Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Welp, see ya later!
Like his old man! That's what I would have done differently in college.brian wrote:He obviously didn't answer because he likes Asians.
Well done.AB_skin_test wrote:It's all fun and games til you figure out they have been breeding new varieties of hens.