Swamply Connect (PLAYOFFS and ASG ANNOUNCEMENT)

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A_B wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:35 pm The basses are ready to whoop some asses.
When we on the schedule.
Calling out the commish… interesting strategy.
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If we want to run this through august and have me and Giff in same room I’m good with that.

But I do think the commish would never have posted that wall with me playing.

(Which means of course he’s going to pick obscure Kentucky players for our next walk out of spite. But I see your Jason lathrem and I accept the challenge)
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Wow
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You guys have to live by the "don't talk about Fight Club" until it's publicly posted. :D
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Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
  • New Jersey
Please do not call the commissioner's office as we are experiencing heavier than normal wait times.

Episode 16
Maybe the dumbest worst wall ever and I'll do better.
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rass wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:27 pm
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:40 am Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
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Please do not call the commissioner's office as we are experiencing heavier than normal wait times.

Episode 16
Maybe the dumbest worst wall ever and I'll do better.
I spent a lot of times at swim meets... Would've been money on that question (though, no way would I have pulled the trigger on a 5 pt.)
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1) That wall is fucking ridiculous. I got a 2.

2) That ending was fucking hilarious. No offense.
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:40 am Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
  • New Jersey
Please do not call the commissioner's office as we are experiencing heavier than normal wait times.

Episode 16
Maybe the dumbest worst wall ever and I'll do better.
If by dumbest, you meant most difficult, yeah. I think Ryan would have accepted my explanation for one that my typed answer was incorrect, so I'll count it as a 3. Actually figured out 3 categories early, but didn't find any correct matches and gave up on one too soon.
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4/10 on the wall. Ouch
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:45 pm I'd love to see someone score a 5 pointer some day. Like... How does that happen, other than when you are in Hail Mary mode?
Huh.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:45 pm I'd love to see someone score a 5 pointer some day. Like... How does that happen, other than when you are in Hail Mary mode?
Huh.

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Not officially on hiatus, just can't get my shit together. Hang tight and we'll see if we can get some games in around vacations soon.
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Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:12 am Not officially on hiatus, just can't get my shit together. Hang tight and we'll see if we can get some games in around vacations soon.
Well, while there's a lull in the schedule, there's a big tournament to follow this weekend -

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GT N TH HL!
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Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:35 amGT N TH HL!
GOAT ON THE HAIL
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:33 am
Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:12 am Not officially on hiatus, just can't get my shit together. Hang tight and we'll see if we can get some games in around vacations soon.
Well, while there's a lull in the schedule, there's a big tournament to follow this weekend -

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About to take another shot with the defibrilator paddle emails. Check your inboxes and let's get this going again.
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Sorry man, I see I missed some emails while I was on vacation and really trying not to read emails.

If you nudge us again I'll make sure serrano and I respond.
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rass wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:13 am Was this mostly directed towards me?
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Hey, look!

Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!

Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
10/10, 36 seconds
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 am
Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!

Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
10/10, 36 seconds
Weird, that's exactly how long that took me, too. Interested to see how others fair... that felt like a really easy one to me, but who knows how other people's brains work.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:15 am
The Sybian wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 am
Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!

Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
10/10, 36 seconds
Weird, that's exactly how long that took me, too. Interested to see how others fair... that felt like a really easy one to me, but who knows how other people's brains work.
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I think AAdvantage made that one fairly easy (though we got Madonna first I think) to eliminate some of the herrings
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10/10, but 58 seconds.
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Everybody should watch the episode intermission, where AB sings us some George Strait songs.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:13 am Everybody should watch the episode intermission, where AB sings us some George Strait songs.
"Yellow by morning, up from Saint Anthony...."
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And a big fuck you to Ryan for leaving out Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James.

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D-Generation X and the world wrestling federation proudly present to you, its WWF tag team champions of the worrrrrrld.
The Road Dogg Jesse James; the Badd Ass Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws!

And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
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duff wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:34 am And a big fuck you to Ryan for leaving out Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James.

The greatest intro of any tag team:
Oh you didn't know? Well, your ass better call somebody!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
D-Generation X and the world wrestling federation proudly present to you, its WWF tag team champions of the worrrrrrld.
The Road Dogg Jesse James; the Badd Ass Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws!

And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
Totally a bad call. I was stuck with limited space and trying to put the original members in even though one of them was techincally Rick Rude and not X-Pac, I think. I'm an ass, man.
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10/10 in 1:10 spent too much time looking for Madonna songs at first
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When jerloma got invited out with the promise of a sloppy BJ and a guy getting Peg’d this wasn’t what he expected.
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I think Jerloma was trying to prematurely insert his own music question into the match but gave up after a while and made his girlfriend walk home from the kareoke club.
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(SORRY I HAVE TO SCREAM A LITTLE...) LIVE FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, IT'S GAME 18! YEAH NO, HANG ON A SECOND. CAN YOU JUST, I'M GONNA...

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...

OK, sorry. Bit of a roller coaster, this one was. Hot start, fatigue set in, then yet another dominant buzzer performance. Here's the video. And here's the Wall.
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Wait...should the second number have been 8 for GPJ's pattern to be correct?
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A_B wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:01 am Wait...should the second number have been 8 for GPJ's pattern to be correct?
Yes it should have.
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