Calling out the commish… interesting strategy.
Swamply Connect (PLAYOFFS and ASG ANNOUNCEMENT)
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If we want to run this through august and have me and Giff in same room I’m good with that.
But I do think the commish would never have posted that wall with me playing.
(Which means of course he’s going to pick obscure Kentucky players for our next walk out of spite. But I see your Jason lathrem and I accept the challenge)
But I do think the commish would never have posted that wall with me playing.
(Which means of course he’s going to pick obscure Kentucky players for our next walk out of spite. But I see your Jason lathrem and I accept the challenge)
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Wow
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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You guys have to live by the "don't talk about Fight Club" until it's publicly posted. :D
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Episode 16
Maybe the dumbest worst wall ever and I'll do better.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I spent a lot of times at swim meets... Would've been money on that question (though, no way would I have pulled the trigger on a 5 pt.)Ryan wrote: ↑Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:40 am Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
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1) That wall is fucking ridiculous. I got a 2.
2) That ending was fucking hilarious. No offense.
2) That ending was fucking hilarious. No offense.
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If by dumbest, you meant most difficult, yeah. I think Ryan would have accepted my explanation for one that my typed answer was incorrect, so I'll count it as a 3. Actually figured out 3 categories early, but didn't find any correct matches and gave up on one too soon.Ryan wrote: ↑Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:40 am Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
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4/10 on the wall. Ouch
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Huh.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:45 pm I'd love to see someone score a 5 pointer some day. Like... How does that happen, other than when you are in Hail Mary mode?
Good, Karma?
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It happens when you know the mother f’ing answer.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:19 pmHuh.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:45 pm I'd love to see someone score a 5 pointer some day. Like... How does that happen, other than when you are in Hail Mary mode?
Good, Karma?
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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Not officially on hiatus, just can't get my shit together. Hang tight and we'll see if we can get some games in around vacations soon.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Well, while there's a lull in the schedule, there's a big tournament to follow this weekend -
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GT N TH HL!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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About to take another shot with the defibrilator paddle emails. Check your inboxes and let's get this going again.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Sorry man, I see I missed some emails while I was on vacation and really trying not to read emails.
If you nudge us again I'll make sure serrano and I respond.
If you nudge us again I'll make sure serrano and I respond.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Let's go tonight!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Hey, look!
Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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10/10, 36 secondsRyan wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!
Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
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Weird, that's exactly how long that took me, too. Interested to see how others fair... that felt like a really easy one to me, but who knows how other people's brains work.The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 am10/10, 36 secondsRyan wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!
Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:15 amWeird, that's exactly how long that took me, too. Interested to see how others fair... that felt like a really easy one to me, but who knows how other people's brains work.The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 am10/10, 36 secondsRyan wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:56 am Hey, look!
Game 17 is here, featuring SC, PDX, Giff, and AB Despite the long layoff, both teams were on fire. Can you beat their wall score?
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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10/10, but 58 seconds.
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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Everybody should watch the episode intermission, where AB sings us some George Strait songs.
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"Yellow by morning, up from Saint Anthony...."
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And a big fuck you to Ryan for leaving out Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James.
The greatest intro of any tag team:
Oh you didn't know? Well, your ass better call somebody!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
D-Generation X and the world wrestling federation proudly present to you, its WWF tag team champions of the worrrrrrld.
The Road Dogg Jesse James; the Badd Ass Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws!
And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
The greatest intro of any tag team:
Oh you didn't know? Well, your ass better call somebody!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
D-Generation X and the world wrestling federation proudly present to you, its WWF tag team champions of the worrrrrrld.
The Road Dogg Jesse James; the Badd Ass Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws!
And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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Totally a bad call. I was stuck with limited space and trying to put the original members in even though one of them was techincally Rick Rude and not X-Pac, I think. I'm an ass, man.duff wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:34 am And a big fuck you to Ryan for leaving out Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James.
The greatest intro of any tag team:
Oh you didn't know? Well, your ass better call somebody!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
D-Generation X and the world wrestling federation proudly present to you, its WWF tag team champions of the worrrrrrld.
The Road Dogg Jesse James; the Badd Ass Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws!
And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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When jerloma got invited out with the promise of a sloppy BJ and a guy getting Peg’d this wasn’t what he expected.
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I think Jerloma was trying to prematurely insert his own music question into the match but gave up after a while and made his girlfriend walk home from the kareoke club.
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(SORRY I HAVE TO SCREAM A LITTLE...) LIVE FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, IT'S GAME 18! YEAH NO, HANG ON A SECOND. CAN YOU JUST, I'M GONNA...
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OK, sorry. Bit of a roller coaster, this one was. Hot start, fatigue set in, then yet another dominant buzzer performance. Here's the video. And here's the Wall.
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OK, sorry. Bit of a roller coaster, this one was. Hot start, fatigue set in, then yet another dominant buzzer performance. Here's the video. And here's the Wall.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Wait...should the second number have been 8 for GPJ's pattern to be correct?
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Yes it should have.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The