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So Patrick Mahomes father, former MLB P Pat Mahomes, was born 8 days before I was.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:55 pm
Apparently, you want to bet the over.



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it's off the board at a lot of places now after that tweet.
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EnochRoot wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:23 pm So Patrick Mahomes father, former MLB P Pat Mahomes, was born 8 days before I was.
Oof. At least you’re younger than he is.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 11:04 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:55 pm
Apparently, you want to bet the over.
it's off the board at a lot of places now after that tweet.
I'm surprised more people haven't done that over the years at open air stadiums (getting the songs for halftime show, too). You can also easily get the number of planes in the flyover from rehearsals, regardless of stadium roof.

I've also enjoyed laughing at many gambling columns for the anthem based on the author going to YouTube and timing other anthems by the performer at sporting events. Not even close to the same world.
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'LFG' does not stand for 'Legends Forever Great,' Nate Burleson.

Also, it's Monday morning where I am. Watching the Super Bowl in Not America will always be weird time wise.
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Is Tampa considerably west of Philly? Its past sundown here even though it looks still sunny there.

And I have to bill 90 minutes. I'll be finished by 7:15 Eastern.
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Biden making it all about himself.
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Without their two starting tackles, the Chiefs better be getting the ball out of Mahomes' hands quickly.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:50 pm Is Tampa considerably west of Philly? Its past sundown here even though it looks still sunny there.

And I have to bill 90 minutes. I'll be finished by 7:15 Eastern.
Tampa is pretty much due south of Columbus, OH.
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Glittered cleavage is a nice nod to the host town
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Am I crazy, or does that look like a fully-packed stadium?
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Those 8K cameras kind of freak me out to be honest.
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The Over won.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:35 pm Those 8K cameras kind of freak me out to be honest.
It's also that filter they use too making everything in the background fuzzy.
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Fuck off, Tom Brady.
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Wait. How the fuck does that logo not mean 54?
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:41 pm Wait. How the fuck does that logo not mean 54?
I too have made that mistake.
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:41 pm Wait. How the fuck does that logo not mean 54?
Right?

Anyone got any interesting wagers today?
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I like the new CBS score bug. I hope they keep it for next season.
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I think this is the first time in over 30 years I have watched the Super Bowl by myself.
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I am absolutely suffering from Dan Levy fatigue as well. Enough already.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:49 pm I think this is the first time in over 30 years I have watched the Super Bowl by myself.
That was me two years ago. That game was so terrible I just worked during it.
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Before I forget, the flyover didn't disappoint.

But those poor aircraft maintainers gotta work on Super Bowl Sunday. 🤣
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Flat Matthew McConaughey is disturbing and not in the way I think they intended.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:49 pm I think this is the first time in over 30 years I have watched the Super Bowl by myself.
Me too. Ive watched with my dad every year as tradition, just two of us. Have never gone to a party. But this year I decided not to go over. I'll call him later as the game progresses. I'm trying to teach my wife the rules, she's disinterested.
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:59 pm
The 'flag football' offense for every intramural flag football team.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:03 pm Flat Matthew McConaughey is disturbing and not in the way I think they intended.
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It even turned Sean Hayes straight.
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There are way too many people at that game...
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:08 pm There are way too many people at that game...
Florida has been business as usual for months now.

And if it makes you feel any better, 7,500 vaccinated nurses are there.
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22K might be too many but it’s not as bad as it looks on some shots due to the abundance of cutouts mixed in with the real people.
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I hate this super bowl so much already.
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They flashed the graphic that Brady never had a 1st quarter touchdown pass in a Super Bowl and he throws one before the quarter ends. Good jinx.
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Hey guys this Gronk guy is pretty good!
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Pierre-Paul got at least 3 fingers on that knockdown.
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Dr. Galakiewicz lives!
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:17 pm Dr. Galakiewicz lives!
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