2021 MLB Regular Season Thread

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what in the actual fuck, MLB?

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Oh ffs.
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It is beyond anything approach sane.
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This sorta sheds some light on Garrett's punishment:

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As in, he should have charged the dugout and thrown a punch to at least get his money's worth? A
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But then he would have gotten another game.
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tennbengal wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:49 pm As in, he should have charged the dugout and thrown a punch to at least get his money's worth? A
I think he deserved a month for starting a brawl like that. Instead they did it this way where they whack him for showing an outburst of emotion.
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Kurkjian just said that despite not having their rings, stats, or $ taken away, the Yankees fan booing the Astros is punishment enough in his mind.
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Jerloma wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm Kurkjian just said that despite not having their rings, stats, or $ taken away, the Yankees fan booing the Astros is punishment enough in his mind.
Enough, the punishment is.
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Funny to compare the 8 games for this to the 0 games the NHL gave Tom Wilson for a near-maiming.
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A_B wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:36 pm
Jerloma wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm Kurkjian just said that despite not having their rings, stats, or $ taken away, the Yankees fan booing the Astros is punishment enough in his mind.
Enough, the punishment is.
I hope I stumble on this thread years from now and remember why this post is so funny.
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Crazy baseball rules.

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That's the third no-hitter this year without a walk.

Two of them were one HBP and this was one dropped third strike.
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NO MEANS NO but with an arrow showing you’re moving the first NO to the middle of the phrase.
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He’s really good.
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tennbengal wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 5:31 pm He’s really good.
He’s been amazing this season. One of the many bright spots this season.
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La Russ’s not knowing the extra innings rule is chefs kiss asterisk thingie.
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A_B wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 5:38 pm La Russ’s not knowing the extra innings rule is chefs kiss asterisk thingie.
That's a weird wrinkle though, the pitcher not having to run. I bet you no American League manager knew that, Larussa was just the first to be exposed.
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This was the first single-dude no-hitter for the Orioles since Jim Palmer in 1969. That surprised me.
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Meanwhile, in Chattanooga, a now healthy Hunter Greene...

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If that’s sustainable call his ass up.
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Happy 90th birthday to the Say Hey Kid. If anyone needs proof that Willie Mays is the greatest baseball player ever, here are 24 good pieces of evidence to bolster that argument.
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Enjoying all the boos today for Gerrit Cole!
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Don't look now but Altuve is one hit/walk/HBP in his next PA away from a .300 OBP!
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Pujoles released. The chapter on him and the sunk cost fallacy is kinda sad.
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Can Ohtani play first base?
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EdRomero wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 1:06 pm Pujoles released. The chapter on him and the sunk cost fallacy is kinda sad.
Imagine hitting .331 in your first 10 seasons and still not finishing your career over .300. Baseball sucks.
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(Take the hint, Miggy)
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Ryan wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:06 pm
EdRomero wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 1:06 pm Pujoles released. The chapter on him and the sunk cost fallacy is kinda sad.
Imagine hitting .331 in your first 10 seasons and still not finishing your career over .300. Baseball sucks.
Lots of guys tail off starting in their mid-30s.



(Never hit over .285, no OBP over .343 with Anaheim. Even the most cynical projection when he signed wouldn't have been that awful.)
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mister d wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 12:43 pm Don't look now but Altuve is one hit/walk/HBP in his next PA away from a .300 OBP!
Two more outs instead. Can't imagine what's different these past two seasons.
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Assuming the Rangers news came after 3:32 yesterday, this has been a stellar 24 hours for me as a sports fan.
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