2021 NFL Season Thread

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:18 am

And then BONE would run out and fight them and steal their mics and do "Thuggish Ruggish" and it would be amazing!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:19 pm

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 7:59 pm

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:00 pm

I genuinely thought this was some old shit. This is new shit? From sometime following the Thursday night loss?

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:04 pm

oh NOW he goes for it

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:10 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:20 pm

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:32 am

I'm imagining a world where, early on in the hiring process, the Khans told Urban that they value family and loyalty (and a litany of similar traits) and that he responded by cooking up the idea to run this scheme to give them a reason to fire him so he doesn't have to quit.

But, then, Urban isn't that smart.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:09 am

You love to see it.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:31 am

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:26 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:12 am I'm probably the only one with directv still here but I keep getting ads on my guide saying that I'm getting Sunday Ticket free ... and I'm not. I chatted with a customer service rep on the site and the explanation literally was "since you're getting the ad you may get it for free at some point but we don't know when and we can't just give it to you."

I'm calling if it pops up again next week. I wasn't planning on purchasing it this year anyway and instead doing that student deal. but I'm gonna try to get them to give it to me or at least stop the ads before I do that.
I still have DirecTV. They emailed me that they were giving it to me for free again this season and they did.

Do whatever you feel is best with this info.

pro tip for anyone with directv -- ask for the loyalty dept. after 40 minutes of getting non-answers from two customer service reps, they transferred me to loyalty which apparently has more account permissions. she then added it to my account in five minutes after she saw that I was eligible for the promo.

so if anyone else sees that ad, you've got it for free, you just need to talk to the right person.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:49 am

Looks like Urban may have to re-issue his apology to his wife...

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:55 am

Guys, relax... That's just his granddaughter.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:14 pm

The guy wants to fuck. Probably more like the guy wants to play around with a lady who enjoys the attention of a famous person. If youre not his wife I don't see the issue. Guy may not even like his wife. People just hate urban Meyer. Maybe it's justified. I don't know or follow Ohio football so of limited interest. But this is how guys end up sticking cigars in Monica Lewinskys pussy. Either you find someone out and guys want to video or you find someone at work and get fired. I'll go with out. I've always enjoyed a seated grind that doesn't require singles and a dispute over how many songs.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:30 pm

The issue with guys like Urban Meyer, as strongly suggested by the Simpsons and Tim Tebow references in this thread, is that he's built his reputation on a bunch of self-serving, sanctimonious bullshit.

So, it's not just "People Hate Urban Meyer." It's that people love to call out blatant hypocrisy.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:49 pm

Yeah, no. Meyer has earned this. Quit multiple jobs citing "family" and pushes the family narrative to the extreme. FCA type bullshit. And then crocodile tears after their latest loss/collapse but sticks around OH (apparently w/ his wife's blessing) to run his hand in a crotch/taint check of a woman at his steakhouse. That's gonna get talked about.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:50 pm

Did he discipline a player publicly for extramarital sex? Or is he the successful former coach of the team that owns Michigan?

I'll accept Bengals answer as less tainted.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:51 pm

Further, this was Meyer earlier BEFORE the latest video showing him attempting an oil check surfaced...

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:52 pm

Which part of her taint was trying to get him on the dance floor?

Basically, "it looks bad but I was just an innocent sitting on my barstool" explanation before that particular video surfaced. May need to workshop a new explanation.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:58 pm

That's a 1/10 on the public embarrassment to your wife standard. And that's what get you stabbed. She ain't leaving.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:00 pm

It's hilarious. Of course she isn't leaving. he's a massive douche and this objectively fantastic. Just out for a dinner with the grandkids and was lured to the party next door. Poor him.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:01 pm

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:44 pm

Too bad he's not still coaching at tOSU...if he was those videos never would have seen the light of day.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm

Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.

Right? Who among us...

duff · Post by **duff** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:47 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
Right? Who among us...

AB?

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:02 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:50 pm Did he discipline a player publicly for extramarital sex? Or is he the successful former coach of the team that owns Michigan?

I'll accept Bengals answer as less tainted.

I mean, whatever, facts is facts. Bo Schembechler allowed a sexual predator to do terrible things for years and his statue should come down and they should rename the football facility. (not being sarcastic).

Does that help? As much as I'm a lifelong fan, I'm also not a blind homer... For anything or anybody.

Urban Meyer is a huge hypocrite.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm

I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:13 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?

Not fuck around on my wife by sticking my fingers
into young ladies’ taints.

(Although to be fair, I’m not getting any offers, anyway.)

duff · Post by **duff** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:21 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?

I can only speak for myself, but I don't go out to bars and clubs to get handsy with co-eds.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:21 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?

When I'm (allegedly) there with my grandkids and I'm married, I keep my fingers out of other womens' orifices. Pretty basic stuff.

I personally don't give a rats ass about what he does. I know people on this site have been bashing the guy for years and if the majority of guys here hate someone that much, I'll lend it some credence. If he is a judgmental holy roller, than I'm all for calling out his hypocrisy. If you are married and grope women in bars, I really don't care as long as the women are consenting. And if your wife doesn't care, good for you, have at it. Just not something I'm interested in doing, but no judgment.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:22 pm

I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:24 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:22 pm I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.

My wife doesn't fuck him either.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:24 pm

I'd also point out the holier-than-thou types 100% count on "who are you to judge" and equating them doing it with a married backup LB doing it. They aren't the same unless the backup LB has been preaching family and morality shit for decades.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:25 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:22 pm I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.

Also, I missed the grinding part. It'd be rude not to grab her.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:26 pm

No real dog in this fight re: Meyer. There also could be "an understanding" in terms of him going outside the marriage if he wants.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:29 pm

I would also guess that his wife would include a "don't publicly humiliate me" clause in any agreement since he is a widely-recognized public figure.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:30 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:13 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
Not fuck around on my wife by sticking my fingers
into young ladies’ taints.

(Although to be fair, I’m not getting any offers, anyway.)

Priceless!

I just love the schadenfreude of watching these self-styled beacons of morality get exposed for the hypocrites that they are.

Didn't Meyer shield a wife abuser and then lie about it?

Hope he gets a visit from a divorce lawyer this week. That'd be fun.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:08 pm

Yes re: shielding wife abuser.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:10 pm

duff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:47 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
Right? Who among us...
AB?

What the hell? I don't understand this drive by at all!

Post by **brian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:23 pm

If this was Gronk doing this behavior, it's not a story (or if it even is it's a "how fucking awesome is Gronk?" story) and that's fine because as expressed above by at least like four or five different people, Gronk isn't sanctimoniously going off every fucking day about what a family man he is and what a paragon of virtue he represents.

Fuck Urban Meyer. Guy has every column inch of bad publicity and more coming to him. I hope he fucking quits tomorrow and sheds a bunch more crocodile tears about how he's being attacked.