Week 3

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Let's see how much worse it can get.

(EDIT: Adjusting for some injuries)

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$5,000 on Jacob Eason, thanks Powds.
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With Tua out and Reid Stinnett starting instead, Raiders for survivor just came onto the menu.

Oops. Its Brisset, Stinnett in back-up. Still may be a Raiders option for survivor.
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I haven't had to sweat Survivor too much yet (Rams wk1, GB wk2). I like Buffalo this week.
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brian wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:56 am I haven't had to sweat Survivor too much yet (Rams wk1, GB wk2). I like Buffalo this week.
I went w/ Carolina in one survivor group and Denver in the other (as of now).
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Ryan wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:11 am $5,000 on Jacob Eason, thanks Powds.
Hadn't considered injuries but I think so little of Wentz that downgrading to Eason doesn't change much.

In reality, I will bet against Jacob Eason if given any respectable odds.
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tennbengal wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:59 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:56 am I haven't had to sweat Survivor too much yet (Rams wk1, GB wk2). I like Buffalo this week.
I went w/ Carolina in one survivor group and Denver in the other (as of now).

I'm living dangerously with Cleveland. I either win Survivor Leagues or lose them before October.
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I went Carolina in week 1, Tampa last week. I wasn’t pleased taking the best team in the league so early, but I’d rather use them before/if Father Time gets them.

I’m thinking Denver. The Jets could very well have a quality coach, but they still don’t have any talent.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:44 pm The Jets could very well have a quality coach, but they still don’t have any talent.
Their offensive line looks terrible.
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sancarlos wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:50 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:44 pm The Jets could very well have a quality coach, but they still don’t have any talent.
Their offensive line looks terrible.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:44 pm I went Carolina in week 1, Tampa last week. I wasn’t pleased taking the best team in the league so early, but I’d rather use them before/if Father Time gets them.

I’m thinking Denver. The Jets could very well have a quality coach, but they still don’t have any talent.
Rams, Browns and the Broncos this week.

Denver scores 10, the game's probably over.
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A_B wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:50 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:44 pm The Jets could very well have a quality coach, but they still don’t have any talent.
Their offensive line looks terrible.
I just saw this. And my God is it magnificent.

J-E-T-S...JETS JETS JETS!
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:44 pm
Looks like BoJack Horseman.
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I think that pic probably turned Bi one of my friends with a gooseneck fetish.
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He looks like if Trey Gowdy found an above average genie
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Giff wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:29 pm I think that pic probably turned Bi one of my friends with a gooseneck fetish.
Dadgum it are you already drinking? What do these words mean? It's GAMEDAY, BABY! GET YOUR HEAD (AND NECK) INTO THE GAME!
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Ryan wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:42 pm He looks like if Trey Gowdy found an above average genie
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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A_B wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:56 pm
Giff wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:29 pm I think that pic probably turned Bi one of my friends with a gooseneck fetish.
Dadgum it are you already drinking? What do these words mean? It's GAMEDAY, BABY! GET YOUR HEAD (AND NECK) INTO THE GAME!
Maybe still drunk from yesterday.

I have a friend. He loves women with long necks. Hence, he may realize he also likes guys with long necks too once he sees the neck on the next Dan Marino.
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He looks like a jacked Mike Glennon.

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If my man donated a disc or two to Jack Eichel he'd be a hero in Buffalo.
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Davis Mills is probably one of the worst "legit NFL prospect" type of QBs I've ever seen at the college level. Watch him throw for 500 now.
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Gunpowder wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:53 pm Davis Mills is probably one of the worst "legit NFL prospect" type of QBs I've ever seen at the college level. Watch him throw for 500 now.
He wasn't very impressive at Stanford.
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McCaffrey out w/ the hamsting injury and only a 7-0 lead for Carolina is making me nervous for survivor. It's still in fluke play or mistake territory.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:30 pm McCaffrey out w/ the hamsting injury and only a 7-0 lead for Carolina is making me nervous for survivor. It's still in fluke play or mistake territory.
And just like that Texans have a first and goal just ahead of halftime.
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And TD.

This is what I potentially get for putting survivor pressure on Sam Darnold.
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Culley really grabbed the neck there. Double-fisted.
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rass wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:39 pm Culley really grabbed the neck there. Double-fisted.
He did! It was quite something
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U still like this better than the NFC East??
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I'm watching Arizona/Jacksonville.

Gus Johnson and Aqib Talib are commentating.

It's going into the half and Arizona misses a field goal short. Jacksonville returns it for a TD

QUEUE JOHNSONGASM.

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Why the fuck was Arizona trying a 68-yard FG for at sea level?
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Because Kingsbury isn’t a good situational tactician?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:07 pm Because Kingsbury isn’t a good situational tactician?
Kyler Murray maybe can’t throw the ball 60 yards in the air but presumably his backup can?
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brian wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:12 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:07 pm Because Kingsbury isn’t a good situational tactician?
Kyler Murray maybe can’t throw the ball 60 yards in the air but presumably his backup can?
Then do like a hook-and-lateral or some Stanford Band shit. That seems like it’d be lower risk AND higher reward.
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Holy shit, Justin Tucker for the win!

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Justin Tucker w a 66 yd field goal to beat Detroit. Holy shit.
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Jinx!
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bfj wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:12 pm Justin Tucker w a 66 yd field goal to beat Detroit. Holy shit.
OH MY GOD!
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And Brian thought he had seen everything
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