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NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:31 am
by rass
To my ear the NFL-N has cheaped out and is using some fakeass not-Beatles but Beatles-evoking music for some of their commercial breaks.
And the Jets are bad, too.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am
by Johnny Carwash
rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:31 am
To my ear the NFL-N has cheaped out and is using some fakeass not-Beatles but Beatles-evoking music for some of their commercial breaks.
That's called U2, rass.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:32 am
by degenerasian
Jags-Dolphins in London next week. In a just world the NFL would be tried for crimes against humanity for doing England like that.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:07 pm
by rass
Jags come out fired up
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:14 pm
by rass
rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:07 pm
Jags come out fired up
Well, I was kidding after the fumble return just after the game started but I guess that was a nice response.
And they missed the extra point.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:34 pm
by rass
Texans and Pats have missed extra points, too.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:38 pm
by rass
Texans missed another
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:48 pm
by rass
Packers miss one!
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:10 pm
by rass
Burrow got creamed writing checks his body couldn’t cash.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:24 pm
by rass
rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:10 pm
Burrow got creamed writing checks his body couldn’t cash.
He got better
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:50 pm
by Rex
Urb shown holding the red flag for about 30 seconds…people are going to photoshop all kinds of ladies’ undergarments onto that one.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:59 pm
by degenerasian
Oh the Lions
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:01 pm
by Johnnie
The last time two legs went missing this badly Lieutenant Dan was serving in 'Nam.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:07 pm
by Rex
Did Mike McCarthy return to the Packers?
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:08 pm
by Johnnie
Please let this end in a tie.
Please.
(I think it would be a scorigami that way too, right?)
Edit
Yup!
https://nflscorigami.com/
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:11 pm
by L-Jam3
The Eagles just sent Miles Sanders to the bench because he ran out of bounds TWICE inside two minutes trying to lock down a lead.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:12 pm
by Rex
STOP KICKING
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:13 pm
by Johnnie
Another miss! Yes!
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:14 pm
by Johnnie
Fox with the Field Goal range line like it matters.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:16 pm
by Johnnie
Joe Burrow looks like a cross between Macaulay Culkin and James Dean.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:17 pm
by Rex
This is the uniform combination that is most similar to candy corn
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:18 pm
by Johnnie
"It puts them in field goal range. ... And honestly I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing."
Hahaha.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:35 pm
by Pruitt
Stunning, just incredible.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:12 pm
by L-Jam3
Man, that 49-yarder Prescott to Lamb was a thing of beauty.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 6:11 pm
by degenerasian
Browns will lose for a lack of killer instinct. Defense has not stopped you all day.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 6:36 pm
by brian
Gonna wait for GPJ to jump in here and explain how this isn't really that interesting or impressive.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:24 pm
by Gunpowder
brian wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 6:36 pm
Gonna wait for GPJ to jump in here and explain how this isn't really that interesting or impressive.
Wouldn't want to offend the overly specific stat lovers around here. I bet this has happened hundreds of times before, or maybe like 5 times but either way no one will forget the day they witnessed this history.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:25 pm
by Gunpowder
We did see another historic streak come to an end last weekend.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:00 pm
by Reaper
I try not to complain about announcers, especially when I have no horse in the race, but apparently the Chiefs can do no wrong right now. The late hit on Mahomes on 4th down, it looked like Oliver was pushed into him by the OL. The PI that was just called, Kelce slowed down and just fell while holding onto the d-back. Yet according to Al and Cris, these were "obvious" penalties, no nuance needed.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:57 am
by Pruitt
HOW ABOUT THOSE BILLS?!
So hard to not yell and scream during the second half - whole family was asleep.
Keep Allen healthy and this team could be unstoppable.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:09 am
by Gunpowder
Didn't expect Allen to play great against KC. That he did seems like a pretty good sign for the Williams.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:26 am
by Pruitt
Gunpowder wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:09 am
Didn't expect Allen to play great against KC. That he did seems like a pretty good sign for the Williams.
Chiefs seem back to the way they used to be - awesome offense, brutal defense.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:55 am
by L-Jam3
For the record, I switched out jelly for craisins and I haven't looked back.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:15 am
by Gunpowder
Ran week 5 games without week 4 data:
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Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:14 pm
by mister d
Ha, the Lions new coach was crying after a Week 5 loss?
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:24 pm
by Pruitt
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:14 pm
Ha, the Lions new coach was crying after a Week 5 loss?
I can't really blame him - that was the second inconceivable loss in 3 weeks.
(Well, maybe "inconceivable" is a bit strong considering the way their defense played when it mattered)
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:26 pm
by brian
Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:24 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:14 pm
Ha, the Lions new coach was crying after a Week 5 loss?
I can't really blame him - that was the second inconceivable loss in 3 weeks.
(Well, maybe "inconceivable" is a bit strong considering the way their defense played when it mattered)
Lions are the first team in NFL history to be defeated twice in a season by FGs of more than 50 yards in the last five seconds. It took only five games to do it.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:34 pm
by mister d
Ok but ... its week 5? That seems like a bad omen.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:49 pm
by rass
I’m rooting for him. From nothing but highlights he seems to make smart decisions. Hope he finds the balance between intense and insane.
Read this morning that he’s the third Lions coach since 2000 to start off 0-5 in his first five games.
Re: NFL Week 5 - 2021
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:59 pm
by brian
Campbell might end up being a shitty head coach but it isn't gonna be because he doesn't care and after decades of losers like Patricia, Jim Schwartz, Steve Mariucci, et al, I'll take it. I'll also take the higher draft pick next season.