What did I drop and spill all over the kitchen today?

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What did I drop and spill all over the kitchen today?

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Olive oil. A plastic bottle of olive oil that bounced when it hit the floor and splattered all over the cabinets before tipping over and doing a more traditional floor spill.

And yes I was on my way out the door and did a shit job of cleaning the kitchen and myself up, I write as I notice a streak of oil on my leg while waiting for my kid in a school parking lot with my foot propped up on my side view mirror.
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Re: What did I drop and spill all over the kitchen today?

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Yesterday, I was washing some larger dishes that are better done by hand than in the machine. I managed to drop my wife’s favorite porcelain serving dish, smashing it into a hundred pieces.

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Re: What did I drop and spill all over the kitchen today?

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Nothing. I have hand-eye coordination.
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Re: What did I drop and spill all over the kitchen today?

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Bet you "dropped the ball" with that attempt to bake a cake a couple of weeks ago.


And SC, I get attached to dishes/glasses and sometimes get irrationally sad when something I like gets broken. It's just so sudden and irreversible. And usually irreplaceable.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 8:26 pm Yesterday, I was washing some larger dishes that are better done by hand than in the machine. I managed to drop my wife’s favorite porcelain serving dish, smashing it into a hundred pieces.

And that's how I got out of ever doing dishes again.
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mister d wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 8:31 pm Nothing. I have hand-eye coordination.
Yep. My apartment is a general disaster, but it's all intentional.
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