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Rodgers might not be coming back for a few weeks. This story is going to go on for quite awhile.

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The franchise should also receive significant punishments for enabling it, as well.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:51 am The franchise should also receive significant punishments for enabling it, as well.
Lot of questions left to be answered including if Rodgers lied to the Packers about his status.
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brian wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:01 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:51 am The franchise should also receive significant punishments for enabling it, as well.
Lot of questions left to be answered including if Rodgers lied to the Packers about his status.
The hockey guy got like 1/4 of the season suspension. Using the exchange rate and the superstar corollary and the packers addendum, I expect Rodgers to be back for the 2nd drive this weekend.
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A_B wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:05 am
brian wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:01 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:51 am The franchise should also receive significant punishments for enabling it, as well.
Lot of questions left to be answered including if Rodgers lied to the Packers about his status.
The hockey guy got like 1/4 of the season suspension. Using the exchange rate and the superstar corollary and the packers addendum, I expect Rodgers to be back for the 2nd drive this weekend.
The ol' college suspension.
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I assume the players have to get vaccinated through the NFL, otherwise they would just get fake cards, no? Thus Green Bay should be aware of player statuses.
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Gunpowder wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am I assume the players have to get vaccinated through the NFL, otherwise they would just get fake cards, no? Thus Green Bay should be aware of player statuses.
About that. Not so much.
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Henry Ruggs is going to be going to jail for quite awhile.

Even in Nevada where money can affect sentences more than most places, the best plea deal he's likely to get is gonna be about three years in prison.
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Bauman also said that, in addition to the driver of the other car, a dog was killed in the crash.

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brian wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:11 am
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am I assume the players have to get vaccinated through the NFL, otherwise they would just get fake cards, no? Thus Green Bay should be aware of player statuses.
About that. Not so much.
I'd bet it's even higher. I know someone who's done it and it's not that difficult to do.
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Week 9 predictions:
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Started actually betting last week, hit a 2-tm parlay on the Panthers and Broncos so that's a nice start. This week I took Arizona immediately on that pick em line and parlayed about 7 favorites on the moneylines because I like to throw money away.

This does not account for any injuries (ie Rodgers, Winston, etc.) or other situations (Raiders), however given that I liked KC before that news I'll have to see where the line goes.

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Chiefs' line now at -3.

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brian wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:31 am Henry Ruggs is going to be going to jail for quite awhile.

Even in Nevada where money can affect sentences more than most places, the best plea deal he's likely to get is gonna be about three years in prison.
He was traveling at 156 mph and then the airbags deployed at 127 mph while his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Holy fuck.
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Man, who is a bigger fruit loop? Rodgers or TB12?

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And I figured an atheist who's estranged from his family and called out the BS over kneeling during the national anthem was someone I could look up to.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:05 pm And I figured an atheist who's estranged from his family and called out the BS over kneeling during the national anthem was someone I could look up to.
And he was great on "Jeopardy!" too.

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ESPN bottom line going with “NFL considers Rodgers unvaccinated.” Would love to hear the discussion that led to wording it like that.
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I can't catch a viral sickness, I ate a bunch of grass and cilantro
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I wish it were spelled culantro : (
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Jesus Christ. TMZ has on the scene video of the Ruggs crash.

Unless you're morbidly curious, don't watch it. There's no dead body visible, but the victim's car is on fire and there's Ruggs just....alive.
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And…scene for Mike white. Wrist injury. That blows.
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What do you guys think of the Jets’ killer combination of White-Johnson?
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Rex wrote: Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:09 pm What do you guys think of the Jets’ killer combination of White-Johnson?
So far the offense looks infinitely better than it did with Wilson. I’m willing to stick with Wilson until he hits puberty.
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Aaron Rodgers is making things worse for himself I think.

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Just spitballing here but I’m not sure how an insurance company keeps this guy around.
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Umm....wow...
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Gunpowder wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:51 am
brian wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:11 am
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am I assume the players have to get vaccinated through the NFL, otherwise they would just get fake cards, no? Thus Green Bay should be aware of player statuses.
About that. Not so much.
I'd bet it's even higher. I know someone who's done it and it's not that difficult to do.
Until they finally figured out the technology, it was incredibly easy to make a very realistic driver's license in some kids dorm room. That wasn't addressed until, what about 10 years ago?

Most of us have one of these cards. It would be INCREDIBLY easy to make one of these and just mimic the data or stamp that they are doling at your local CVS and Walgreens.
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I forgot to bring mine to the booster appointment so they told me to just fill it in when I got home. So ... yeah? But atleast they didn't give me a second, I guess?
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Great Defector comment on recent Rodgers is dumb piece:
it was going to take something special to unseat brett favre as "stupidest person to ever start for the packers" and we should all be honored that we were alive to see it
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brian wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:06 pm Great Defector comment on recent Rodgers is dumb piece:
it was going to take something special to unseat brett favre as "stupidest person to ever start for the packers" and we should all be honored that we were alive to see it
Surely the correct answer is Mark Chmura.
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Rams Fanny wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:13 pm
brian wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:06 pm Great Defector comment on recent Rodgers is dumb piece:
it was going to take something special to unseat brett favre as "stupidest person to ever start for the packers" and we should all be honored that we were alive to see it
Surely the correct answer is Mark Chmura.
It's like a heavyweight belt, maybe?
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Had gotten over the defeating the Steelers in the super bowl thing and bought into the public persona so this is pretty lame.
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I thought that this Rodgers stuff was fake. Or at least a really, really hilarious parody.

It's real. All of it.

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