2022 NHL Playoffs

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The Leafs looked overwhelming last night, from the parts of the game I watched.

I guess degen is still too worked up after eavesdropping on the olds at Costco to laugh at the Oilers?

Sid looks old :(


From what I've read it sounds like thanks to some changes in the broadcast agreements us Xfinity/Comcast customers in the MSG/NYR viewing market will get to watch the game on ESPN (no local blackout).
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Ovi to play tonight.
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Toronto getting off to a good start to blow it later and the Oilers losing Game 1 is normal and nothing to discuss.
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Bolts looked lifeless. Point is injured. New TV deals means 1st round games are all available on both RSN and national TV. RSNs are done after round 1.
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This is probably the penultimate postseason for this era of the Caps. Hoping the veteran leadership gets the squad fired up... They're gonna need it.

Only real hope is that Bob plays like doodoo and one of the two Caps goalies has an out of body experience and goes on a tear.
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Flying home from vacation tomorrow. First round of playoffs is always great fun. The contenders have been separated from the pretenders. The wheat from the chaff. The over-achievers from the bed-shitters (Vegas). Gotta love the NHL playoffs!
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This game is so good you guys.
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I also simultaneously love and hate you people for getting me into this sport.
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Interference?
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Rookie mistake. Watching ESPN 2 caps versus Comcast Sportsnet with Joe B on the mic.
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OMG the Ranger fans are such whiny-ass piss babies. D, are you a whiny-ass piss baby?
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Sean McDonagh just called Jeff Carter one of the greatest goal scorers in the history of the league.
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govmentchedda wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 9:22 pm Sean McDonagh just called Jeff Carter one of the greatest goal scorers in the history of the league.
Lol. Even I thought that sounded weird.
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Jerloma wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 9:08 pm OMG the Ranger fans are such whiny-ass piss babies. D, are you a whiny-ass piss baby?
Is this because Lindgren didn’t clap and thank Crosby for the boarding? If so, yes.
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If the Penguins win, it’ll be Malkin because he’s had a completely shit/lazy game so far. That’s how that asshole works.
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mister d wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 9:38 pm If the Penguins win, it’ll be Malkin because he’s had a completely shit/lazy game so far. That’s how that asshole works.
Had a sweet touch pass to Rust to tie it up at 3.
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mister d wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 9:38 pm If the Penguins win, it’ll be Malkin because he’s had a completely shit/lazy game so far. That’s how that asshole works.
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On multiple occasions since OT1 I wanted to log in here and say how much I hate this and don’t need it but the sad NYR fan shots are almost worth it. A+ ESPN.
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Hate that motherfucker.
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Penguins legend Louis Domingue. Spicy pork and broccoli.
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In the 2nd and 3rd period the caps got all 5 players back into the Neutral zone and just made it super hard for the Panthers to get entry into the zone. The defensive approach just looked different from what I saw from them in period 1 and pretty much all season.
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I wonder if Bennet gets any time off after that late, very borderline hit on Carlson. Good news is that JC looked absolutely fine in the post game stuff I just watched on RMNB.
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Safe bet he won't miss any time given Spurgeon only losing a bit over 3 minutes of pay for intentionally attempting to inflict a serious injury in their G1.
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Yeah, you're probably right. Just that he has a history AND the game situation was pretty ridiculous to be throwing that hit.

I know non-Caps fans will cheer the news, but it's a pretty big dagger if Wilson is out. Guy tilts the ice.
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Nice dive eyegor
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Stupid streak continues. Flames have now lost 12-straight Game 2s
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Welp

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Should have kept MAF.



(You see Evolving-Hockey has Shesterkin at 6.87 GSAx for the series? Just insane. We get Henrik for a decade and a half and then some kid comes in and puts up an even better season.)
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What's with all these goals?
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Half in this game can be attributed to my massive jinx above.
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An awful lot of Tkachuk’s fights seem to come against guys who rarely fight.
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mister d wrote: Sat May 07, 2022 7:59 pm Half in this game can be attributed to my massive jinx above.
At least you have the nads to make a jinxworthy joke in-series. I ain’t saying shit.
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Jerloma wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:23 pm Absolutely Tomlinesque coaching from Sullivan tonight.
It’s a month late for all I know you still can’t see tweets but this would have been a great response

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Didn’t see myself waking up normal but going to bed a Marchand superfan but it appears that’ll be the case.
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mister d wrote: Sun May 08, 2022 5:41 pm Didn’t see myself waking up normal but going to bed a Marchand superfan but it appears that’ll be the case.
Yeh, I’ve always disliked Marchand, but how can you not like this?


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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Below is a table of a career stat from the NHL Playoff Games....what is the stat?

Player <Stat>
Alex Ovechkin 615
Brooks Orpik 611
Chris Kunitz 530
Zdeno Chara 493
Milan Lucic 471
Ryan Callahan 455
Matt Martin 449
Dustin Brown 426
Brent Seabrook 425
Dan Girardi 399
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Gotta be hits.
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