The ADHD Thread

[Jerloma]

Anyone else ever stand in the shower for 5 minutes and then have absolutely no recollection of whether or not you've washed your hair and body yet?

[mister d]

Do I ever not?

[The Sybian]

All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.

[sancarlos]

I have a couple pills I’m supposed to take at night before bed. Half the time when I put out the light, I’m wondering if I took them or not.

[Jerloma]

All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.

I'll go to a store for one thing, spend like 58 bucks, and leave without the one thing I came for.

[Johnnie]

If I ever wonder whether or not I washed my hair, there's a distinct feel that my hair has after being washed.

I also see if the bottles are in a different location/position than when I entered.

[Jerloma]

If I ever wonder whether or not I washed my hair, there's a distinct feel that my hair has after being washed.

I also see if the bottles are in a different location/position than when I entered.

What the hell kind of sorcery is this?

[The Sybian]

I have a couple pills I’m supposed to take at night before bed. Half the time when I put out the light, I’m wondering if I took them or not.

I thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,

[sancarlos]

I have a couple pills I’m supposed to take at night before bed. Half the time when I put out the light, I’m wondering if I took them or not.

I thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,

Probably need to start doing that, now that I’ve got CRS disease.

(Can’t Remember Shit)

[Sabo]

I have a couple pills I’m supposed to take at night before bed. Half the time when I put out the light, I’m wondering if I took them or not.

I thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,

Probably need to start doing that, now that I’ve got CRS disease.

(Can’t Remember Shit)

I think you first developed CRS about 10 years ago when we went to a bar and you forgot your jacket. Or do you not remember that?

[sancarlos]

Ha ha. Good times. Truth be told, I’ve had an issue forgetting, misplacing, and losing things my whole life.

[HaulCitgo]

Says the Cali guy with the jar of weed

[A_B]

Says the Cali guy with the jar of weed

I just got a gift of some flower and I don’t even know how to manage it.

[Jerloma]

Says the Cali guy with the jar of weed

I just got a gift of some flower and I don’t even know how to manage it.

Manage smoking it?

[HaulCitgo]

Manage to keep it from stinking up the house? Buy a jar.

[sancarlos]

Manage to keep it from stinking up the house? Buy a jar.

I put the glass jars in my storage compartment of my grill in the backyard, to avoid smelling up the house.

[A_B]

More of a "i don't really know how to prepare this for use." I guess just crumble it up and put it in my pipe?

[Giff]

More of a "i don't really know how to prepare this for use." I guess just crumble it up and put it in my pipe?

Fine, I'll come show you.

[mister d]

More of a "i don't really know how to prepare this for use." I guess just crumble it up and put it in my pipe?

[boston accent] "Yawh gonna need ta get yaself a fahkin' grindah, kid."

[A_B]

More of a "i don't really know how to prepare this for use." I guess just crumble it up and put it in my pipe?

Fine, I'll come show you.

I almost called you no joke.

[Giff]

You'll definitely need a grinder.

[Jerloma]

I was just thinking about what clocks I may have that need to be manually set back tonight. So apparently I have three wall clocks in this house, zero of which have functioning batteries.

I'm just gonna keep ignoring them.

[sancarlos]

I was just thinking about what clocks I may have that need to be manually set back tonight. So apparently I have three wall clocks in this house, zero of which have functioning batteries.

I'm just gonna keep ignoring them.

The one on the microwave?

[Jerloma]

I was just thinking about what clocks I may have that need to be manually set back tonight. So apparently I have three wall clocks in this house, zero of which have functioning batteries.

I'm just gonna keep ignoring them.

The one on the microwave?

No, like fucking hand clocks hanging on walls that I'm not sure I knew even existed.

[Jerloma]

Just got around to mailing someone a Xmas gift I got them...seven years ago.

[Nonlinear FC]

All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.

The Notes app is a real game changer.

As is the Adam Sandler song "Phone, Wallet, Keys"... I just have to add "Glasses" and when it's a work in the office day, the song gets much longer.

[The Sybian]

All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.

The Notes app is a real game changer.

As is the Adam Sandler song "Phone, Wallet, Keys"... I just have to add "Glasses" and when it's a work in the office day, the song gets much longer.

I use Notes all the time, keep a running list when the kids tell me we are almost out of something. I always count the number of things I need to remember, but that’s starting to fail. I should have learned from Caillou to make a song, I still remember that annoying bald fuckers shopping list 12 years later.

[sancarlos]

[The Sybian]

That’s the song. I was going to offer Swamp bucks to the first person that remembered the list. My high school Russian teacher taught verb conjugation and a lot of other things in songs. They are so deeply ingrained in my brain, I will recite it if I’m late stage dementia.

[mister d]

God I fucking hate Caillou.

[Nonlinear FC]

What'd Michael Bradley ever do to you??

[The Sybian]

God I fucking hate Caillou.

Yup. My son went through a brief stage where he was into Caillou. I think he related to having a baby sister. My wife said she liked it at the time, but I don't think she saw many episodes.