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The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:53 am
by A_B
All of us. Please update to indicate you are dead.
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:55 am
by Sabo
Does this require being physically dead, or can we also note the deaths of our emotional, mental or existential selves?
Just want to be clear of the rules.
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:03 am
by bfj
Day ain’t over yet.
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:31 am
by DSafetyGuy
Been dead inside for years.
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:39 am
by The Sybian
ETA: Monty Python I’m not dead yet! Can’t get anything to embed on my phone.
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:48 pm
by Pruitt IV
My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).
I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.
115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)
I'll be around for the playoffs!
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:53 pm
by sancarlos
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:48 pm
My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).
I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.
115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)
I'll be around for the playoffs!
Don’t forget to take those statins, bud!
Re: The future obit thread
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:04 pm
by Pruitt IV
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:53 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:48 pm
My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).
I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.
115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)
I'll be around for the playoffs!
Don’t forget to take those statins, bud!
Every night, 40mg of the best!