Real or The Onion?

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I purposely didn’t say I hated him! The dance movies or whatever I knew him from prior weren’t my shit. He just fell into the same category as Chris Hemsworth (more recently) where I didn’t appreciate him until he proved he was also devastatingly funny and willing to make fun of himself in the service of the laughs.
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Do you want him to Channing all over your Tatum?

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He consummated our love here

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Sports Illustrated’s newest swimsuit cover model - Martha Stewart!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Can we get Ana Gasteyer too because that was the last time I found Martha related content sexy
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Not that I wish a "near catastrophic" car chase on anyone, but that South Park episode is hilarious.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I guessed wrong. Why the fuck?
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 2:48 pm Joel Embiid to sign with Skechers
Stephon Marbury must have gotten outbid on his hope to reintroduce the Starbury

or

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Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?
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Giff wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:03 pm Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?
https://ballershoesdb.com/players/julius-randle/
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:05 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:03 pm Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?
https://ballershoesdb.com/players/julius-randle/
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It’d be nice to root for an NBA team that doesn’t endeavor to aggravate me so much. I heard basketball is a fun sport to follow when your team isn’t a total embarrassment.
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Felt this thread is slightly better than the president one.

(Even the photo looks like something The Onion would use.)

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