People just need to stop asking him stuff.
2023 MLB Regular Season
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Every single team starts out at minimum over $100m in the black each and every season. He’s full of shit.
And that was a PR firm-enabled press-release. The NYT is carrying his water with this nonsense.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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He’s his father’s son.
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I never fail to marvel at just how fucking horrible failsons can be.
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Saw that Cincinnati's farm system is rated 5th overall by something called MLB Pipeline. It's also 4th in its division.
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I find Alex Cora so irritating that I'm happy that an Astro told him to fuck off.
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Oh man the Mariners and Astros making it while the Rangers don't would be outstanding.
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I hate both teams equally right now, so whatever
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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But this also happened which is so damn wholesome and fun -
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Trout is back on the IL one day after getting off it.
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Getting your first major league HR and RBI as a walkoff HR to beat the defending world champs at home has to be a pretty good feeling. (That would be Parker Meadows for Detroit just now.)
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Gunnar Henderson hit a two run jack to give the O's a 5-4 lead in the bottom of the 8th. Fast forward into the 9th, and Felix Bautista is being removed from the game due to 'arm discomfort' on a 1-2 count with two outs.
They're 32 games over .500 (Coulombe came in for the one pitch save), but you wouldn't know it as the crowd walked out of the park tonight.
They're 32 games over .500 (Coulombe came in for the one pitch save), but you wouldn't know it as the crowd walked out of the park tonight.
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My son was at the game and he said the same thing. Bautista didn’t even attempt another pitch. Walked off, head down, looking dejected. Can’t be good.
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At least I was eating one of the best chimichangas I’ve ever had at the time.BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:32 pm Getting your first major league HR and RBI as a walkoff HR to beat the defending world champs at home has to be a pretty good feeling. (That would be Parker Meadows for Detroit just now.)
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Cubs Twitter has been looking forward to this showdown series for weeks.
So of course Taillon gives up a homer on the first gotdamn pitch.
So of course Taillon gives up a homer on the first gotdamn pitch.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Ah, well, nevertheless.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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So Barraclough for the Red Sox has walked four batters, hit two, and has given up a two-run triple in the 6th and they have no one warming up. Verdugo just looked back at the silent bullpen like WTF?!
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Figures the Astros would be good against this guy. Everyone knows you should make a lot of noise.
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who needs help?
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The Rockies recently traded Grichuk to the Angels for prospects. Now they could get him right back on waivers!
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All those guys will get picked up. I get that the Angels were sort of over a barrel re: Ohtani and getting to the postseason, but doing this (releasing mid-career pending FAs in order to catch-on with a team in the pennant race) is viewed as a solid.
Still, it's gotta suck to be an Angels fan. At least they have those sweet City Connect uniforms.
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Sloppiest game I've seen the O's play perhaps all season.
Getaway day with a getaway lineup complete with a getaway attitude.
Getaway day with a getaway lineup complete with a getaway attitude.
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Oh man, AB, you're going to love Bader.
(His slugging this year is a good OBP and he's still a 1 WAR player because he's such an insane CF.)
(His slugging this year is a good OBP and he's still a 1 WAR player because he's such an insane CF.)
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I assume his nickname is indeed Master, right?
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Its actually "Tots".
Cleveland claims 1/4 of Angels pitching staff to make a run at the central. If this works, everyone is going to lose their minds.
Cleveland claims 1/4 of Angels pitching staff to make a run at the central. If this works, everyone is going to lose their minds.
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This feels like a bad fantasy football league with collusion. Mike Chernoff could be exec of the year with this move.
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Yup. This is the guy who trades away his entire roster at the deadline for tiny futures because even those tiny futures are better than nothing.
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what a weird system. how does claiming someone not put you to the back of the line?
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I feel like players would constantly clear waivers in that scenario or would always fall to the teams with the lowest priority.
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Imagine if fantasy football waivers worked like thisdegenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:56 am what a weird system. how does claiming someone not put you to the back of the line?
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FAAB for real-life leagues or GTFO.sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:03 amImagine if fantasy football waivers worked like thisdegenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:56 am what a weird system. how does claiming someone not put you to the back of the line?
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