2023 MLB Regular Season
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.501 team slugging % is the highest SLG % in baseball history.
2nd and 3rd place are the 2019 Astros and Twins, but you can toss those in the dumpster since MLB used a juiced ball. 4th place is the roided up 2003 Red Sox, so toss that aside as well. 5th is the 2019 Yankees - which again, juiced ball. 6th and 7th place are the ‘27 and ‘30 Yankees at .488.
Basically, the Braves are setting a record that is currently 13 points higher than the ‘27 Yankees. Gun to head they’ve got an elaborate system down there.
2nd and 3rd place are the 2019 Astros and Twins, but you can toss those in the dumpster since MLB used a juiced ball. 4th place is the roided up 2003 Red Sox, so toss that aside as well. 5th is the 2019 Yankees - which again, juiced ball. 6th and 7th place are the ‘27 and ‘30 Yankees at .488.
Basically, the Braves are setting a record that is currently 13 points higher than the ‘27 Yankees. Gun to head they’ve got an elaborate system down there.
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Not even Mattingly?
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Or Maris? He hit 61 home runs but didn’t hit two in the same series?
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That can’t be right. No lefty under 30 hit two homers in one game?
Edit: just a quick look at Maris’s home run log shows he hit 3 HRs in 2 days against KC in 1960. He was 25.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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A guy can't even make fun of his own shitty team anymore
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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He was obviouisly kidding, but for fun I just looked it up:
In 1987, Yankees’ 27 year old 3B (LH bat) Mike Pagliarulo hit multiple home runs in six different series.
In 1987, Yankees’ 27 year old 3B (LH bat) Mike Pagliarulo hit multiple home runs in six different series.
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That's nuts. They are so damn good.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Sep 03, 2023 12:43 pm .501 team slugging % is the highest SLG % in baseball history.
2nd and 3rd place are the 2019 Astros and Twins, but you can toss those in the dumpster since MLB used a juiced ball. 4th place is the roided up 2003 Red Sox, so toss that aside as well. 5th is the 2019 Yankees - which again, juiced ball. 6th and 7th place are the ‘27 and ‘30 Yankees at .488.
Basically, the Braves are setting a record that is currently 13 points higher than the ‘27 Yankees. Gun to head they’ve got an elaborate system down there.
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This is fun
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Mental illness?degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:09 am This Manoah thing is weird
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Altuve has 3 HRs tonight and has hit 4 in his last 5 AB.
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Stellar analysis here. Easy to get six hits in a row when you put five of them in the seats and not giving the defense a chance.
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Reds helping out Houston by beating Seattle back to back nights with a series of AA pitchers coming up to cover 3/5 of the starting rotation having Covid and one of the two non-covid SPs with a toe injury. You are welcome.
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Did you not get a thank you text?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:20 pm Reds helping out Houston by beating Seattle back to back nights with a series of AA pitchers coming up to cover 3/5 of the starting rotation having Covid and one of the two non-covid SPs with a toe injury. You are welcome.
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NO! And I would have thought one in order. But, if you did, then that counts as a thank you to me too per Council of Aarons by-laws...A_B wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:39 pmDid you not get a thank you text?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:20 pm Reds helping out Houston by beating Seattle back to back nights with a series of AA pitchers coming up to cover 3/5 of the starting rotation having Covid and one of the two non-covid SPs with a toe injury. You are welcome.
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I don't have your number, but definitely should have tweeted at you. My apologies and a hearty thank you!
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Helping Toronto too. Seattle and Texas are tanking bad.
Hey, the Yankees are .500
Hey, the Yankees are .500
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Chedda and i discussed the preponderance of Aarons. Is two a preponderance?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:44 pmNO! And I would have thought one in order. But, if you did, then that counts as a thank you to me too per Council of Aarons by-laws...A_B wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:39 pmDid you not get a thank you text?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:20 pm Reds helping out Houston by beating Seattle back to back nights with a series of AA pitchers coming up to cover 3/5 of the starting rotation having Covid and one of the two non-covid SPs with a toe injury. You are welcome.
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He's been in the league for years but I still can't help with the Dad Joke. I see Michael Wacha's name and I immediately do a Fozzie Bear impersonation.
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Only in a set of three or less (legally speaking).A_B wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 3:10 pmChedda and i discussed the preponderance of Aarons. Is two a preponderance?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:44 pmNO! And I would have thought one in order. But, if you did, then that counts as a thank you to me too per Council of Aarons by-laws...A_B wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:39 pmDid you not get a thank you text?tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:20 pm Reds helping out Houston by beating Seattle back to back nights with a series of AA pitchers coming up to cover 3/5 of the starting rotation having Covid and one of the two non-covid SPs with a toe injury. You are welcome.
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I think if my name was Aaron Blake, Key & Peele would've made me take a jump off a bridge.
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Feels like a "have a catch" or "play catch" question.
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Can’t help but wonder how different this season would have been with a full year of an OF on pace for >100 HRs per 162.
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For jumping off bridges?
I don't know if I would have phrased that the same as giff, but I certainly apply "take a" to a lot of actions, like walks or naps or looks or swims...
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I guess it only looked weird in that context? I was going to give an example where it was equally superfluous but came up with "I'm going to take a shit" rather than "I'm going to shit" and its basically the same thing except that one's normal to me.
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Why do they call it taking a dump when what you're really doing is LEAVING a dump? /BeavisAsAndyRooney
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"Fuck Dat" by Sagat was a total banger.
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Wow. Guess I’m doing it wrong.
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Crazy
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Reminds me of my Little League career.
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