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ONTHWAY - Black Jeep Gladiator (pick-up), AZ 'Freedom' plate. Had a bunch of bumper stickers to include a "Let's Go Brandon" one and a license plate bracket stating he was an Army veteran.

Driver looked like a WWE wrestler from the 90s/00s I cannot place. (Dude has a tangential look to Jim Neidhart/Big Boss Man, but bald and with a shorter beard. I think he also wore Oakleys and leather pants while wrestling. I think he also had earrings too.)
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Ryan wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 3:13 pmDEVLYNN
Was it a woman showing her cooter?
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There goes my weekend...

If I lived in Texas, I'd totally go with either the random cheeseburger image or this one:

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I looked at Texas plates once. They have a military option for each ribbon you can wear on your service uniform.

Not just a Purple Heart or Medal of Honor, but damn near all of the other ones that you earn just because. I had to laugh because the vast majority of ribbons are earned because of time served, deployed location, or there was an ongoing operation while you were serving. They are prestigious at all.
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Is there a verification process for something like "Combat Wounded"?
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mister d wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:45 am Is there a verification process for something like "Combat Wounded"?
I was wondering, because I really like NJ's Congressional Medal of Honor plate. The only one that isn't the ugly beige/yellow color. Probably a higher level of proof than "Amateur Radio" or "Podiatrist." Podiatrist plates would be pretty sweet.
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I get why they do it, but not a big fan of the license plates for schools outside the state.
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Giff wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:54 am I get why they do it, but not a big fan of the license plates for schools outside the state.
Also wondering if the schools pay for that.
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mister d wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:45 am Is there a verification process for something like "Combat Wounded"?
Your DD-214 (proof of service) and probably a letter generated from the VA. I'm sure it's super easy.
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Giff wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:54 am I get why they do it, but not a big fan of the license plates for schools outside the state.
You can get out of state school plates? Can only get in-school states in Indiana. And money earned from the sale of those goes to the education fund.
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NJ is so insecure they have all the NY sports teams available except the Rangers (and Islanders).
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mister d wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:13 pm NJ is so insecure they have all the NY sports teams available except the Rangers (and Islanders).
And Philly, too!
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LUV BUG, FL plates. Surprisingly not on a VW.
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ONLY FNZ, Ohio plates, late model white convertible Corvette. The driver looked like some guy in his 50s and the passenger was a young teenage boy.
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Saw this online. Seinfeld fan?
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I did judge as I walked into the vape shop, but then he ended up holding the door for me for a ridiculously long amount of time on the way out, so either he was actually nice or thought I was hot. Or both!
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:39 pm Saw this online. Seinfeld fan?
OK, that's a good one.
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GNDLF - white Subaru Impreza, CO plates
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P.D.X. wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 10:00 pm GNDLF - white Subaru Impreza, CO plates
Please tell me you passed him on the highway or something.
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P.D.X. wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 10:00 pm GNDLF - white Subaru Impreza, CO plates
I had a grey impreza once.
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if you miss the joke, it wouldn't.
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I assume I did. I just wanted to post that with everyone knowing I pictured her singing "that don't impreza me much" in an italian accent.
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mister d wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:47 am I assume I did. I just wanted to post that with everyone knowing I pictured her singing "that don't impreza me much" in an italian accent.
The missed joker is now the missed jokee. My bad!
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(I still don't get the original.)
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SHDWFX - grey subaru, KY plates
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Figured I should bring this one over since I'm probably never going to beat it (wink, wink).
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Kentucky Agent. Nice.
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BOB - Honda scooter, CO (mini) plate
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