58, Bitches!

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I’m now closer to 60 than, um, 55.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I'd say we're closer to 15 or 20 bitches max based on those who regularly post.
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rass wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:45 am I'd say we're closer to 15 or 20 bitches max based on those who regularly post.
Can confirm.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:01 am
rass wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:45 am I'd say we're closer to 15 or 20 bitches max based on those who regularly post.
Can confirm.
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Happy birthday, Steve!
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Happy birthday, Steve. The math sez… You are now closer to Medicare eligibility than you are to 50.
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And, that film was released exactly half his life ago!
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mister d wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:31 am Image
Lol
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:34 am And, that film was released exactly half his life ago!
I violently fought this premise in my head, and when I did the math I wanted to cry. Movie came out my freshman year of college. I saw a pre-release showing in the student union movie theater. Still feels like a "new" movie to me. The Sound of Music and Beach Blanket Bingo were 29 years old when Clerks came out 29 years ago...
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 1:13 pm
sancarlos wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:34 am And, that film was released exactly half his life ago!
I violently fought this premise in my head, and when I did the math I wanted to cry. Movie came out my freshman year of college. I saw a pre-release showing in the student union movie theater. Still feels like a "new" movie to me. The Sound of Music and Beach Blanket Bingo were 29 years old when Clerks came out 29 years ago...
And to REALLY make me feel old, I was talking to some work colleagues and mentioned my son is close to getting his driver's license. A female around 30 yo mentioned her first car and I said that my first car had no A/C, no power windows and only an AM radio. She said, "yeah but back then that was normal." Ummm, how old do you think I am? Then she said, "sorry, I have no sense of these things. Until recently I thought The Wizard of Oz was made in 1987 until I learned it was 1939." Then my manager was shocked and said she assumed it was from the 70s.
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It may be this area of CO thing, but I don't really see young kids driving PoS cars here. My nephew just his first car and it's a 5-year-old small little sedan, but is damn nice for a 19-year-old. My first was a nearly 30-year-old International that I bought for 300$.
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Rush2112 wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:43 pm It may be this area of CO thing, but I don't really see young kids driving PoS cars here. My nephew just his first car and it's a 5-year-old small little sedan, but is damn nice for a 19-year-old. My first was a nearly 30-year-old International that I bought for 300$.
Around here the old POS cars end up on the poorer/immigrant side of town. Or trucked to the immigrants/poor people in LA.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Happy Birthday!

Have a Vienna beef dog on me! Bill me, or you know, just accept the sentiment.
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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:21 pm Happy Birthday!

Have a Vienna beef dog on me! Bill me, or you know, just accept the sentiment.
Thanks!
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Happy birthday!
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