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You guys probably don't even know this, but I root for Michigan in college football, so keep me in your thoughts tonight too.
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Hope you got the angry Jesus TV show commercial, too
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:02 pm You guys probably don't even know this, but I root for Michigan in college football, so keep me in your thoughts tonight too.
Did you get that fuckawful Chosen commercial? Was that national? WTAF
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rass wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:17 pm Hope you got the angry Jesus TV show commercial, too
lol. same thought. 'loma must have super enjoyed that.
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BRB.

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Donovan Edwards might rush for 400 yards tonight.
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Probably not good to keep giving up 40 yard runs where you never touch the guy
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As I was saying
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I apparently missed the angry Jesus commercial. What's he upset about now? Is it the Jews again?
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:33 pm I apparently missed the angry Jesus commercial. What's he upset about now? Is it the Jews again?
Unclear, but it went on an uncomfortably long time and Rass is right, it was quite the stern Jesus.
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Why does Jesus need a reason to be upset?
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Rex wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:57 pm Why does Jesus need a reason to be upset?
I’d like to feel I’d get over shit 1991 years later.
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At least Jesus is gonna rise. WTF was up with the PAC12 commercial?
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mister d wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 11:28 pm I guess I’ve never seen him throw before but that’s a weird-ass motion, right? His elbow is like hip level.
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Hey, that’s Greg from The White Lotus!

Somebody please post the angry Jesus commercial for those of us who missed it. (If you can find it on YouTube.)
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I think it's this one. And...you asked. Also, the first few comments under it on the youtubes...dear lord people suck.

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Oh it's just Satan. I don't blame him really. That guy's cool AF.
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I like how they casted him a little bit browner than most white J-men but not dark enough for people to start losing their shit.
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That was a borderline hold that changed this drive immensely. He may have held but that gets let go usually.
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Really enjoying this game. Absolutely love the UW offensive play calling. Love how great the Michigan D not only adapts, but stands up physically.
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Also penix is a weird qb. I would not draft him. So he’s a hall of famer obviously
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Congrats NLFC
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govmentchedda wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:57 pm Congrats NLFC
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LOL at picking up that flag. Fuck off with that nonsense.
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:59 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:57 pm Congrats NLFC
and jerloma
Thanks fellas. It's been a rough quarter-century but it's nice to be back on top. Go Blue!
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Will Harbaugh stay in Ann Arbor?
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:13 pm Will Harbaugh stay in Ann Arbor?
Only if the Chargers move there.
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Had to listen to the game on satellite radio but was pretty cool to be able to hear the Michigan announcers.
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Michigan’s schedule next year is ridiculous. Play two of the other three playoff teams plus OSU and USC.
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brian wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:58 pm Michigan’s schedule next year is ridiculous. Play two of the other three playoff teams plus OSU and USC.
They’ve already assisted in the stadium renovations of six teams on next year’s schedule. Not sure who they’re going to get to be their fall guy though. :lol:
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Michigan deserved to win but I just can't respect them.

ETA: Over/under on national titles on Harbaugh's wikipedia page when he retires: 0.5
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A_B wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:39 pm That was a borderline hold that changed this drive immensely. He may have held but that gets let go usually.
That was a terrible call.
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Giff wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 9:13 am
A_B wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:39 pm That was a borderline hold that changed this drive immensely. He may have held but that gets let go usually.
That was a terrible call.
They did a makeup call next drive, at least.
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govmentchedda wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:57 pm Congrats NLFC
Thanks. That was about as good as that game could be from a "please don't have a stroke" standpoint.

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brian wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:20 pm Had to listen to the game on satellite radio but was pretty cool to be able to hear the Michigan announcers.
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Got a bunch of pics from him during the game. So fucking cool.
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:13 pm Will Harbaugh stay in Ann Arbor?
I don't think anyone tracks this, but from even before Harbaugh took the MI job, naysayers have been wrong about what he was going to do (looking at you Adam Schefter).

I think he's gone. I've said for his entire run... He's not gonna leave until he wins the NC.

Welp.
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