The Swamp

I'm also still having the issue where my phone restarts if I go on a swamp thread that's laden with embedded tweets.

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:48 am I'm also still having the issue where my phone restarts if I go on a swamp thread that's laden with embedded tweets.

Relatively recent, but there is a fix.

Great Halloween costume party idea.

Reconsidering my longstanding belief that all mascots are stupid.

Is piss strategy covered in trucker school?

rass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:56 am Is piss strategy covered in trucker school?

I’m assuming that’s at least 20% of the course.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 8:00 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:56 am Is piss strategy covered in trucker school?

I’m assuming that’s at least 20% of the course.

The other 80 is how to deal with disposal of lizards.

rass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:56 am Is piss strategy covered in trucker school?

My dad always had an empty 32-ounce Gatorade bottle in his truck. Very useful in winter when snowy conditions prevented passage.

Piss Jugman also needs to make his way to deployed locations. Not a lot of indoor plumbing in those places either.

Jiss Pugman

rass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:13 amJiss Pugman

That is GoodKarma's Instagram handle.

Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I'm sure whatever contraption you'd use, it starts with a funnel and connected hose.

Plus, it's easier to piss into a Gatorade bottle than a 20 oz soda bottle.

Check the replies. David Brooks got absolutely dragged for this:

Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:55 amPlus, it's easier to piss into a Gatorade bottle than a 20 oz soda bottle.

Not if you're 18 years old and on a bus to Shea Stadium and one of the best looking girls in your HS class is a few rows in front of you and your friends loudly say what you're attempting to do so now she's aware and then everyone thinks its funny you have stage fright. I've heard.

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.

I'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?

I think you're talking girth.

That word is gross.

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never...f.ed...while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.

I'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?

I think you're talking girth.

That word is gross.

sorry

duff wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:27 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:13 amJiss Pugman

That is GoodKarma's Instagram handle.

Took me way to long to get it but I LOL'd.

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.

I'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?

I think you're talking girth.

That word is gross.

If you’re the driver, I think the trick is to pull over onto the shoulder, turn off the engine, position the hips and bottle, and then let it flow. Or, so I’ve heard.

When I was a young guy working in the office of a long-haul trucking company, we had a salesman walk in and pitch us on his product of coiled up, flattened cheap plastic tube hoses (think of the plastic tubes like Otter Pops come in, but bigger, really long and open but sealable on one end.) The idea was for truckers to push the open end over their dongs and fill up the long tube hoses with piss while they drove. We passed on purchasing them.

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:48 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.

I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.

I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.

I'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?

I think you're talking girth.

That word is gross.

If you’re the driver, I think the trick is to pull over onto the shoulder, turn off the engine, position the hips and bottle, and then let it flow. Or, so I’ve heard.

I was going for the highest level of difficulty. I don't remember why I thought this was a good idea.

It was not a good idea.

This one is worth clicking and watching the video for 30 seconds.

Maybe the last glorious twitter day - the mashups of Moneyball and Lord of the Rings from yesterday were glorious. GLORIOUS.

Yeah all day long every time I checked there were additional good ones.

rass wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:35 am Yeah all day long every time I checked there were additional good ones.

Just a fucking delight.

This is about as long as the movies are.

A Moneyball + _______ mashup should be made just for me and instead they pick a _______ I have negative understanding of.

this is goddamned perfect. Definitely sharing w the fam today as we're on the final night of our annual Extended Trilogy watch. yes: 3-4 hours each night, all guests are kicked out of the house before we begin. We'll accept no slander nor questions from so-called "friends" or "family."

7:30pm tonight at our house but you're only allowed to look in from an outside window, sorry.

mister d wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:08 am A Moneyball + _______ mashup should be made just for me and instead they pick a _______ I have negative understanding of.