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NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:12 am
by Ryan
It's August my dudes so I guess it's time to start thinking about this. For the first time since 2020, we're back in business. This isn't yet a sign-up thread, but that's coming. Instead...TAKE A SURVEY!

https://forms.gle/nALAdxHNBinD3SR29

If it helps you decide whether or not to play (and you should play - I'm guessing we'll need everyone we can get), you WON'T be asked to submit your own questions this year. That was more trouble for me than it was worth.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:37 am
by tennbengal
That's the happiest I have been in taking a survey, ever.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:49 am
by Ryan
I was going to do yours over the phone

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:56 pm
by tennbengal
I was gonna post my results on bluesky but…

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:21 am
by tennbengal
bump to make sure this is seen.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:34 am
by Ryan
Thanks. 22 responses (and nobody said no)

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:36 am
by Ryan
I think the current scoring system is sticking around but "if you're the only one with a 1-pointer, you actually lose a point" is awesome.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:42 am
by L-Jam3
Ryan wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:36 am I think the current scoring system is sticking around but "if you're the only one with a 1-pointer, you actually lose a point" is awesome.
Wait, so like if you have 35 going into question 6, you're the only dude who has a 1-pointer, and then your score going into question 7 is now 34? That's a cool idea. Much love to whoever proposed that.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:46 am
by Ryan
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:42 am
Ryan wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:36 am I think the current scoring system is sticking around but "if you're the only one with a 1-pointer, you actually lose a point" is awesome.
Wait, so like if you have 35 going into question 6, you're the only dude who has a 1-pointer, and then your score going into question 7 is now 34? That's a cool idea. Much love to whoever proposed that.
Yeah, "losing a point" is good which is a thing I had to remember when I read that.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:53 am
by Giff
Yeah I completely misread that. That would be a fun change.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 3:20 pm
by The Sybian
Giff wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:53 am Yeah I completely misread that. That would be a fun change.
I agree, I misread it too. I thought you were proposing getting a 1 pointer would hurt you. Extra bonus for a 1 is cool.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 9:16 pm
by govmentchedda
Same, and I'd change my vote as well.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:46 pm
by mister d
Real bad poll. Someone needs to be held accountable.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:54 pm
by Giff
Oh man I hope he takes my suggestion of zero tolerance of trash talk against the game-runner!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2023 5:50 am
by Ryan
mister d wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:46 pm Real bad poll. Someone needs to be held accountable.
Help me figure how to spreadsheet it and I’ll let you off the hook

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2023 7:27 pm
by Ryan
23 interested so far per the poll.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2023 9:16 am
by BSF21
24.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2023 7:38 am
by Gunpowder
The penultimate survey question speaks directly to me

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:39 am
by Ryan
OK now that I know we haven't easily crossed 32, I'm going to make signups official. If you are NOT on this list and want to play, post in this thread. We need 6. (EDIT: 2)

Players

Pruitt IV
Chedda
The Sybian
Carwash
AB
L-Jam3
Duff
Mister D
Rush2112
Haul Citgo
Nonlinear FC
tennbengal
GoodKarma
Pdx
Cerranoredux
brian
rass
bronts
Sancarlos
rex
Giff
bfj
daveinseattle
BSF
Gunpowder
Jerloma
Travzilla
Shirley
Enoch
Romero


Other items:

The "how do we pick teams" questions was basically a 4-way tie so I'm going to keep it completely random. I'll post something on that once we have all 32 players.

Haven't made a formal decision yet on the "minus-1 if you're the only one-pointer" scoring change yet. I was hoping to think of some stuff that would level the playing field a little bit and this probably isn't it, but it's a great idea and could lead to more drama so I'm leaning on voting yes. No other changes are on the table.

There was some interest in incorporating Zoom participation similar to 3 years ago. We'll see.

Friday reveals were the overwhelming winner so that stays the same.

I think I'll still post questions here and through email so if you think I don't have the email you'd like me to use, pm it to me or send me something - ryantfriedman shift-2 gmail period com

I mentioned it before, but NO player-submitted questions this year. I've got everything I need. As new questions get harder and harder to find, expect at least 1 photo question and 1 "name something from this list" question each week.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (6 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:58 am
by sancarlos
Thanks, Turd.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (6 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:30 pm
by travzilla
I'm in

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (6 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:58 pm
by Jerloma
How would answering at the same time as your opponent work on Zoom?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (6 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 9:10 pm
by Ryan
Jerloma wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:58 pm How would answering at the same time as your opponent work on Zoom?
Writing it down and revealing it maybe? Or…

“Ok guys. On the count of 3. 1…2…3TYCOBBLUXEMBOURG”

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (5 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 9:41 pm
by Jerloma
I can do that.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (5 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 10:02 pm
by EnochRoot
I took the survey!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 7:56 am
by Ryan
Bump - still need 3

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 1:39 pm
by Ryan
Still need 3 still. nationallampoonpuppygun.jpg

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:07 pm
by Gunpowder
I could check with N03L if we're just looking to fill

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2023 6:24 pm
by Ryan
Straight from the back stacks of the Library of Congress, here's what I could salvage for all-time NFL Swampcrash records! If you find an error let me know (like alt names I forgot to combine, not "I think I actually won 63 games, not 62")


Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2023 6:32 pm
by rass
Hope keg being underwater isn’t a bad sign.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2023 8:33 am
by tennbengal
Me: Third best winning percentage!

Me (two seconds later): Oh, sorted alphabetically.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:50 am
by EdRomero
I could do it but I wouldn't be around for the Friday reveal, and id be really bad, but I could talk some trash, so I guess that makes me the Jets

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (3 spots remaining)

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2023 11:55 am
by Ryan
Your fireman helmet is shipping today

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:45 am
by Ryan
Alright, we still need 2. I have no plans for how to handle 2 empty spots, so call a friend or smart child.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:47 am
by Gunpowder
AI teams? Might be interesting.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:49 am
by Gunpowder
Asked it a round from March Madness Crash:
1. Name the professional athlete that was saddled with one of these racially or otherwise insensitive nicknames. (I will use discretion on shared nicknames - so don't give a minor player who was also called the Brown Bomber by the Boise Gazette once)

The Brown Bomber

White Chocolate

Chocolate Thunder

The Nigerian Nightmare

The Hebrew Hammer

Coco (not Coco Crisp)

The Pillsbury Throwboy

Night Train

Chief

Ghost (10)


2. Since hurricanes began receiving names in 1953, name one that has made any landfall AT CATEGORY 5 INTENSITY - ie if Hurricane Madisyn reaches category 5 strength but only makes a landfall at Category 3 strength, it is not a correct answer. Western Hemisphere only, ie no typhoons. (14)


3. Name a player who has hit 57 or more home runs in a single MLB season. (12)


4. Nine NHL franchises have won 4 or more Stanley Cups. Name one. (9)


5. Name a company/brand/whatever that uses one of the following advertising slogans:

Have it your way

What's in your wallet?

Fly the friendly skies

Can you hear me now?

All the news that's fit to print

The ultimate driving machine

Obey your thirst

Let's go places

Easy, breezy, beautiful

(It) gives you wings (10)


6. Name a player taken as the first overall pick in any NBA draft between (and including) 2010 and 2020. (11)


7. EXCLUDING Antarctica, temperatures of -60 degrees Fahrenheit or lower have been "officially" recorded in 13 countries (including territories). Name one of these countries. (13)


8. Name one of the top 12 most-watched (live at the time of airing) American television series finales. (12)


9. 13 colleges/universities have produced 6 or more NFL Hall of Famers. Name one. (Any time as a member of the university's football team counts, ie if JJ Watt were to make it he would count for Wisconsin and Central Michigan) (neither of those are correct answers btw) (13)


10. Name one of:

The Four Fundamental Forces (Physics)

The Four DNA chemical building blocks

The Fantastic Four (superhero names) (12)


OT. As of 4 April 2023, name one of the people with the top 10 most followed Twitter accounts (all specific people, ie not @POTUS or @Snickers) (10)


OT2. Name one of the four most followed religions worldwide or one of the Presidents on Mount Rushmore. (8)

It answered:

The Brown Bomber - Joe Louis
Hurricane Michael (2018)
Babe Ruth (1927)
Montreal Canadiens
Have it your way - Burger King
Kyrie Irving
Russia
MAS*H
University of Notre Dame
The Four Fundamental Forces: Gravity
OT. Katy Perry
OT2. Christianity

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:53 am
by Gunpowder
Scores:

2
1
1
8
5
2
8
9
5
5

total: 46

I mean they might be too good at the game to be fair but if there are no other plausible solutions it could work.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:03 am
by The Sybian
Fascinating experiment. Only problem is AI will never get an answer wrong.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:04 am
by Ryan
I love the idea if only to see what team it ends up representing. It'll actually get at least one wrong pretty much every week unless it can read mp4 slideshows. Will use it if we can't get there.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:27 am
by GoodKarma
I think I have a guy...I'll let you know ASAP.