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Ryan wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:02 pm How many Wemby highlights can this board hold? Follow this account for updates.
That steal and dunk last game was nuts, as was the Jordan over and under lay up.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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He's so fun.

Also, I pre-hate the in-season tournament.
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Exact opposite take, TB.
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govmentchedda wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:19 pm
Ryan wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:02 pm How many Wemby highlights can this board hold? Follow this account for updates.
That steal and dunk last game was nuts, as was the Jordan over and under lay up.
The scoop was my favorite, followed by any time he made Chet Holmgren look like Craig Ehlo.
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Giff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:00 pm Exact opposite take, TB.
It's just so fucking hokey. Contrived. Bullshit.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:01 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:19 pm
Ryan wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:02 pm How many Wemby highlights can this board hold? Follow this account for updates.
That steal and dunk last game was nuts, as was the Jordan over and under lay up.
The scoop was my favorite, followed by any time he made Chet Holmgren look like Craig Ehlo.
Altho...Holmgren was WAY better than I might have guessed too.
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:03 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:00 pm Exact opposite take, TB.
It's just so fucking hokey. Contrived. Bullshit.
All in. They're contriving it for great reasons. The things I'll end up watching just because there's something on the line...
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:03 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:00 pm Exact opposite take, TB.
It's just so fucking hokey. Contrived. Bullshit.
I mean we're talking about watching literal freaks of nature whose bodies didn't know when to stop growning throw leather balls through a hoop with a net attached which if you think about it is contrived hokey bullshit too.
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Giff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:29 pm
tennbengal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:03 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:00 pm Exact opposite take, TB.
It's just so fucking hokey. Contrived. Bullshit.
I mean we're talking about watching literal freaks of nature whose bodies didn't know when to stop growning throw leather balls through a hoop with a net attached which if you think about it is contrived hokey bullshit too.
Why do anything, I suppose. But, yes, sure.
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I can't think of a single downside of making Charlotte v. Washington more interesting to the casual fan, the diehard fan, and to the actual players on a Friday night in early November.
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The in-season tournament is destined to be won by a team whose coach, players and fans oversell its importance to themselves, a/k/a the Knicks
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:58 pm Also, I pre-hate the in-season tournament.
Do you also hate in-season tournaments for the EPL and other football leagues around the world?
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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duff wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 2:13 pm
tennbengal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:58 pm Also, I pre-hate the in-season tournament.
Do you also hate in-season tournaments for the EPL and other football leagues around the world?
Kinda, yeah. And this isn't even like an Open Cup situation. its just the same fucking teams that are in the middle of a season playing games that are supposed to artificially mean more because...reasons. It's fucking dumb.
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Would be amazing to see some overseas teams get a shot in the in season tournament. Great scouting opportunities too.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:54 am Would be amazing to see some overseas teams get a shot in the in season tournament. Great scouting opportunities too.
Now THAT would be interesting to me.
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A new dimension to the scoop-masters develops...

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I'll say.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:02 pm How many Wemby highlights can this board hold? Follow this account for updates.
HOLY. SHIT.

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Blocking 3 pointers repeatedly seems new
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EdRomero wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 11:24 am Blocking 3 pointers repeatedly seems new
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But seriously, that’s insane.
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Holy shit. What a picture.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Few more of those and he won't even have to block it to get the job done
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I was 11-13 when Ralph Sampson was roaming the land - this is like infinity level Sampson.
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:52 am I was 11-13 when Ralph Sampson was roaming the land - this is like infinity level Sampson.
He's doing what Ralph wanted to do, but was mocked for. It's wild to think of what Sampson and other agile big men like Kareem might have done if they'd grown up in a time when it was OK for a big man to dribble, face the basket, and take jumpers.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 am
tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:52 am I was 11-13 when Ralph Sampson was roaming the land - this is like infinity level Sampson.
He's doing what Ralph wanted to do, but was mocked for. It's wild to think of what Sampson and other agile big men like Kareem might have done if they'd grown up in a time when it was OK for a big man to dribble, face the basket, and take jumpers.
Imagine Hakeem Olajuwon and Sampson playing swing positions on the same team
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Shirley wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 am
tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:52 am I was 11-13 when Ralph Sampson was roaming the land - this is like infinity level Sampson.
He's doing what Ralph wanted to do, but was mocked for. It's wild to think of what Sampson and other agile big men like Kareem might have done if they'd grown up in a time when it was OK for a big man to dribble, face the basket, and take jumpers.
It has to be so gratifying for guys like Sampson. My jaw is agape.
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Remember when Manute hit seven 3s in one game? But really, they only had him do that because they didn't what else to do with him on the offensive end and he was too slow to get back on D so they wanted him to have a head start.
Totally Kafkaesque
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:19 am It has to be so gratifying for guys...My jaw is agape.
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NBA starts on a Tuesday? Seems like a crapshoot out the chute but it's the second 10 games that define you before Xmas kickoff. When is the tournament?
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The Defector's NBA preview piece, is, always, delightful. This bit on the Bulls...
Are they fun?
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HaulCitgo wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:26 pm NBA starts on a Tuesday? Seems like a crapshoot out the chute but it's the second 10 games that define you before Xmas kickoff. When is the tournament?
Here is a decent primer.
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Defector from their bit on the Lakers -
The Lakers owed a good deal of their second-half success to the emergence of Austin Reaves, who signed a four-year extension in the offseason and now has total ownership over the starting shooting guard spot. Reaves is good, and the Lakers are a much better team with him on the floor, but he’s also exactly the type of player (white, kind of rude) that feels explicitly designed to appeal to a certain type of basketball fan. Every time Bill Simmons got near his podcast mic this summer, he couldn’t help but speak about what an injustice it was that the Spurs didn’t snatch Reaves away from the Lakers with a max contract offer, or something. I swear to God I heard this man compare Reaves to Manu Ginobili last week. For that reason alone, am I secretly hoping that Reaves flops this season? Maybe!
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I know the rumors have been there, but I guess I didn't see Dwight Howard being accused of sexual assault by a man. And Howard admitting consensual sex. Progress?
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A_B wrote: Wed Oct 25, 2023 11:19 am I know the rumors have been there, but I guess I didn't see Dwight Howard being accused of sexual assault by a man. And Howard admitting consensual sex. Progress?
I dunno. A lot more chatter on Twitter about him being gay/bisexual than about him being accused of sexual assault.
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I still don’t understand RJ Barrett and what makes him different or better than 100 other guys beyond “he gets to take a lot more shots”.
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Omg the signal for a flop is 95% of the way to the whipping your dick out gesture
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